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  5. Jonestown Bartender
    NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE I'LL TELL YOU HOW I ALL YOUR BASE BASE BASE BASE ALL YOUR BASE MADE YOU TURN YOUR HEAD THE OTHER WAY CHOCOLATE RAIN HISTORY QUICKLY CRASHING THROUGH COS I GOT A CRUSH ON OBAMA I CAN NOT WAIT TIL 2008 BABY YOUR THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE I MA IA HOO MAIA HA HAAGAAGAGAGAAG TH TH THI TH TH TH THIS IS SPARTA THIS IS SPARTA THIS IS ALL THAT YOU BE DO WHAT YOU WANT COS A PIRATE IS FREE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE I'LL TELL YOU HOW I ALL YOUR BASE BASE BASE BASE ALL YOUR BASE MADE YOU TURN YOUR HEAD THE OTHER WAY CHOCOLATE RAIN HISTORY QUICKLY CRASHING THROUGH COS I GOT A CRUSH ON OBAMA I CAN NOT WAIT TIL 2008 BABY YOUR THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE I MA IA HOO MAIA HA HAAGAAGAGAGAAG TH TH THI TH TH TH THIS IS SPARTA THIS IS SPARTA THIS IS ALL THAT YOU BE DO WHAT YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE I'LL TELL YOU HOW I ALL YOUR BASE BASE BASE BASE ALL YOUR BASE MADE YOU TURN YOUR HEAD THE OTHER WAY CHOCOLATE RAIN HISTORY QUICKLY CRASHING THROUGH COS I GOT A CRUSH ON OBAMA I CAN NOT WAIT TIL 2008 BABY YOUR THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE I MA IA HOO MAIA HA HAAGAAGAGAGAAG TH TH THI TH TH TH THIS IS SPARTA THIS IS SPARTA THIS IS ALL THAT YOU BE DO WHAT YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE I'LL TELL YOU HOW I ALL YOUR BASE BASE BASE BASE ALL YOUR BASE MADE YOU TURN YOUR HEAD THE OTHER WAY CHOCOLATE RAIN HISTORY QUICKLY CRASHING THROUGH COS I GOT A CRUSH ON OBAMA I CAN NOT WAIT TIL 2008 BABY YOUR THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE I MA IA HOO MAIA HA HAAGAAGAGAGAAG TH TH TH TH TH TH THI THI TH TH TH TH TH THIS IS SPARTA THIS IS SPARTA THIS IS ALL THAT YOU BE DO WHAT THE GAME
     
     
     
     
    This year is off to a good start
  7. Jonestown Bartender

    If You...

    By Jonestown Bartender,

    If you were offered the ability to bend anyone law of reality once a day but it drains your life force every time you used it would you accept?
     
     
    Their are however some rules.
     
    1. You can not use your powers to stop your powers from stealing your life, if you try this you'll create a paradox and die instantly.
    2. What ever changes you make are permanent unless you change them back.
    3. Life force drain is proportional to the change.
    4. You can only make one change every 24 hours.
    5. If you make any profit from your powers 10% belongs to those who gave you your powers.
     
     
     
     
    I would go for it.
     
     
    The first thing I would do is make my self immortal excluding the life drain.
  8. Jonestown Bartender
    time to ruin some childhoods
     
     
    Ed, Edd and Eddy's entire cast of kids are all dead and living in a purgatory of an eternal childhood cycle (originally an eternal summer, but then they started going to school), thus the complete lack of any adult agents in the purgatory.
     
    The kids in the cul-de-sac are each from different time (Johnny and Rolf from the 40's, Naz from the 60's, Kevin from the 90's, and Jimmy from the 00's, and so on).
     
     
     
     
     
    Dexter was "discovered" by his parents (as in they noticed his high intelligence for his young age), and eventually came to exploit this. Forcing him to live away from home and attend private schools that would actually pay for him to attend, as well as constantly getting grant money and entering him into programs, all of this for an exploitation of money.
     
    Eventually Dexter finds him self as an adult who is extremely depressed, because of the fact that he never really had a true child hood. At that point he than decides to build a machine that would keep him in a "slumber" like state that simulates the perfect reality for him, which would be:
     
    He get's to go to normal school (is still in elementary school).
    His parents never find out about his intelligence, ie don't exploit him.
    He has his own giant (impossibly sized) laboratory where he can play and build what ever he wants all day long.
    and has a sibling that he never had growing up.
     
    As his fantasy world plays out in this simulated reality he eventually dies and withers away due to a lack of food/water.
     
     
     
     
    'Cars' is just a small boys imagination of a world of living cars.
     
    They lived down South and he always had a drunken dad who was never there and all he did was sit in front of the T.V. and watch Nascar and other car related show.
     
    He interpreted his dad as Mater the idiotic pick-up since that was what he drove and what his dad does.
     
    He is lightning the racecar. His dad would have to pay attention to him. And he was to busy for him.
     
     
     
    Get Fuzzy is actualy about a man with split personalities, the cat represents his pent up anger and frustration and the dog is the passive jovial side he wants to become.
     
     
     
    Rugrats is about a dozen adults in a asylum, their condition? They all think their toddlers, the asylum staff is their parents.
     
     
     
    Sleeping Beauty is about a child who was stabbed and went into a coma. The thorns signal how she grew older while still in a coma. When she died in real life, someone had her wake up from a kiss in the tale. In the story, they gave her everything she would never have in real life.
     
     
     
    Handy Many; Manny was a decent guy with a wife and some kids who had gotten a job as a handyman in Sheetrock Hills after he and his family moved there. Manny was good at his job, while he didn't make a whole lot of money he was able to save a lot by building most of his house himself and doing all of the upkeep and whatnot for free.
     
    One day while Manny was out working, there was an electrical fire in the house due to bad wiring and the house burned down, killing Manny's wife and children. Manny blamed himself and suffered a psychotic break.
     
    Eventually Manny was released from the mental hospital and went to his workshop to find his toolbox and tools, a gift from his family when he became a handyman and the only memento he had of them. To Manny's surprise, his tools begin speaking to him and moving around the workshop. Manny realizes he doesn't have to be alone anymore because his tools are his friends. Manny forgets he ever had a family, replacing them with his beloved tools.
     
    The other people in the town play along with Manny's madness because he was a decent guy and they feel bad for him, when he starts waving his tools around and speaking in different voices they react to the tools as if they were alive because they don't want to remind Manny of his loss.
     
    This is why Manny is only ever called for very easy jobs like fixing one wooden stair or replacing a bar on a baby crib; the people don't trust Manny to do anything more difficult. It is also why Kelly gives Manny whatever supplies he needs without asking him for any money. Mr. Lowpart pretends to be a bumbling moron, but he actually makes sure Manny has enough to eat and that all of his bills are paid on time, since Manny is too busy playing with his tools to take care of things like this.
     
     
     
    The Super mario Bros. A story about a woman too bored with life until she breaks down and creates a wonder land, not just one but two heroes and a kingdom always willing to come to her aid, strange alien beings bring excitement even on a mundane day, and a tyrant wanting nothing more then her capture.
     
     
     
     
  12. Jonestown Bartender
    Lex represents all the potential of humanity. He's an intelligent, confident, self made man. All the power he possesses, he worked for.
     
    Superman is an alien child of infinite power. But he did nothing to earn that power. He's a manchild, who deceives the world he claims to "protect" by adopting a disguise. When he's not doing that, he's forcing his values on the world with force. And by doing that, he stops all progress. Superman is afraid of anything out of the ordinary, anything that could rival his power, anything that could take him and his backwards regime out of control.
     
    Superman is a self appointed king in a world that doesn't need one.
  13. Jonestown Bartender
    This could also be called; "you have no free will and you are a product of an order too complex for any of us to see."
     
     
    What you might think of as your mind right now is at the lowest level nothing but atoms. These atoms link together to make molecules, and the molecules make proteins and then neurons. These neurons send back and forth chemical and electrical signals. At what point do we suddenly declare that we have free will? Does the atom have free will, or the molecules or the proteins? Can other things have free will? I don't think atoms are capable of choosing destinies. I think they like to bond with the closest atom.
     
    You can throw the whole idea of a "mind" into this, but there's no mind. Where is the mind? Does it hover above the material universe just mere inches away? There is no such thing as a mind and those that believe it are just trying to comfort themselves, because the universe is nothing more than a vast collection of atoms. Atoms do not have minds or free will.
     
    These atoms have all combined in the same exact ways determined by their relative positions during the big bang, and will go along a pre-determined path. There are no alternative futures. If there was a parallel universe, we wouldn't be able to enter it. There is only this one reality, and we are doomed.
     
    If anything, take some consolation in that perhaps one day we will figure out the equation of the whole universe, and predict past and present and future indefinitely. Then we can kill ourselves, just as planned.
     
  15. Jonestown Bartender
    Through posters!
     
    Frist up we have Bfahime~!

     
    Next we have the lovely Ka-Chan!

     
    And last and yes least my blog.

     
     
    this is going to be a weekly thing for me, every week I'm going to pick three random blogs do.
     
     
    *No offense was meant through any pictures here. If the recipient doesn’t not like the picture you can PM me and I will take it off.
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  20. Jonestown Bartender
    I want to see a war thats so awful and depraved that people get sick of war.
     
     
    I wanna see entire city's drafted into the an opposing army to be used as meat shields, I wanna see massive sky ships roaming arose the country side firing massive cannons at anything on the roads, I wanna see places turned to glass from nuclear bombing, I wanna see thousands of men all running to there deaths in open machine gun fire, I wanna see small children forcefully taken from there parents to be used in military experimentation, I want to see the sky on fire, I want to see rivers drained, I wanna see the earth turned to sand.
     
     
     
    The only way humans will ever stop warring is if there's a war so awful that by the end there barley anyone left to war with or anything to war over.
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