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  5. Jonestown Bartender
    I work at a shop, we make chairs and tables and things. it's the dullest most repetitive job ever.
     
    it's the same thing everyday;
     
     
    Drag self to work
    Help carry in new wood
    Sit down at work table
    Moron next to me wants to tell me about the weather
    Screw together tables
    Put away tools
    Leave and try not to get sucked into talking to anyone
     
     
    My co-workers are morons, my boss is a #####, and even the pay sucks.
     
     
    If someone, anyone besides McDonalds and Wal-Mart were hiring I would be so gone.
  17. Jonestown Bartender
    Lex represents all the potential of humanity. He's an intelligent, confident, self made man. All the power he possesses, he worked for.
     
    Superman is an alien child of infinite power. But he did nothing to earn that power. He's a manchild, who deceives the world he claims to "protect" by adopting a disguise. When he's not doing that, he's forcing his values on the world with force. And by doing that, he stops all progress. Superman is afraid of anything out of the ordinary, anything that could rival his power, anything that could take him and his backwards regime out of control.
     
    Superman is a self appointed king in a world that doesn't need one.
  19. Jonestown Bartender
    You have always been a potato.
     
    As a potato you have formed a potato hivemind and brainjacked the CEO of AngryCorp. and his daughter. You are currently commanding young Emma to infiltrate her neighbor's house and introduce her friend Brian to the potato hive.
     
    She is currently being piloted by the scoutato, your youngling sporetatoes have matured bringing your sporetato count to three. You also have a bag of fellow vegetables, fruits and bread products that are willing to serve. Adam, the CEO of AngryCorp. rests in a comatose state on the couch.
     
    What is your next action?
  24. Jonestown Bartender
    With
     
    USAs Technologic and military power
    +
    Mexicos manpower and oil
    +
    Canada's Natural resources
     
     
    How is this a bad idea again?
     
     
     
    And admit it, with a little work this could be a cool looking flag.
     
     
    And look at this coin, have you ever seen a cooler looking coin?
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