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You Are A Potato.

Jonestown Bartender

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You have always been a potato.

 

As a potato you have formed a potato hivemind and brainjacked the CEO of AngryCorp. and his daughter. You are currently commanding young Emma to infiltrate her neighbor's house and introduce her friend Brian to the potato hive.

 

She is currently being piloted by the scoutato, your youngling sporetatoes have matured bringing your sporetato count to three. You also have a bag of fellow vegetables, fruits and bread products that are willing to serve. Adam, the CEO of AngryCorp. rests in a comatose state on the couch.

 

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EmperorWhenua

EmperorWhenua

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"Adam?"

"Huh-wha-Oh, hi. What is it?"

"Adam."

"What?"

"Adam. Have you eaten your daily serving of veggies today?"

"NOOOOOO NOT THE BROCCOLI!!"

"Ahahahahahah!"

 

~EW~

xccj

xccj

Posted

Mash myself and add butter. I will be delicious!

 

:music:

Boogie Monsta

Boogie Monsta

Posted

Use the hivemind to Rickroll all of potatodom!

 

Memoria.

--V--

--V--

Posted

I think.. I'll.. buy a vowel!

Xaeraz

Xaeraz

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Join with my other potatos to form Ganontato, so when a young hero inevitably defeats emma, I can claim I properly Ganonjacked her.
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