I'd like to thank a few bunch o' people for stuffz on BZP:
Dimensioneer for creating it.
Google for leading me to it.
B6, Kex, Omi, Than and Toaraga for the PE.
Gatanui for recommending me for staff.
B6 for actually considering me and then promoting me.
EmperorWhenua for the bribery.
All my friends for being my friends. And being awesome. : D
.. Saw it again. It was awesome-er then before, because then I could notice the more minor details. Like.. I actually noticed
» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «-Scarecrow.
-The Joker () without make-up.
- Ramirez sending Dent to the warehouse.
- Joker imitating that mob guys accent.
I won't survive till my computer gets back! It's a laptop, and the screen just.. broke.
Ok, that was my fault, but anyway, I don't have Photoshop on the computer I'm using.
Bugs! Of some kind have infested my roommate's and I's... room. And beds. I'll give you one guess as to what bugs they are and, if you guess right, I wouldn't know because we don't know what kind of bugs they are either. My money's on a carpet beetle, which is weird because there are no carpets in sight but I guess just because it's called a carpet beetle doesn't mean it's exclusive to carpets.
I don't know. We're getting the room smoked out or whatever... the good thing about being in college is there's someone to do it for you. What sucks is we can't enter the room for a couple of days and we've been sleeping in the basement which probably has worse things going on than a few critters.
In order to make you (and me) feel better about this, here is a video of dachshund puppies:
NO NO NO WHY DID YOU CHANGE IT THE ART WAS THE BEST PART OF THE GAAMMEE
Now it looks exactly like that other dual-stick zombie shooter with 3D cuboid characters!
Especially after you ruined Fruit Ninja with whatever silly updates you made to the interface and menu... I don't think I can support you in this endeavor anymore, Halfbrick. Good luck with the fat wads of cash you'll be making but I'll tell you what, you're not gonna find my money in there.
It was a good... idk, like five? years and a lot of fun times, so I'm just gonna leave now before you ruin it more. If you need me, I'll be here, glued to my phone, playing 2048 till the end of times.
I mean really. A couple of days ago I realized I hadn't updated my staff bio in forever (read: 6 years), which means I was literally 13 when I wrote it. If you have ever encountered the average 13 year old online, you may have been slightly taken aback by the things they threatened to do to you and your loved ones. Needless to say, writing short paragraphs about their still developing sense of self in a humorous, yet not-incredibly-immature-sounding way is not one of their strong suits. Just look at the early days of Adventurer's blog for an idea of what I'm talking about.
My point is, I have a new bio (thanks Gata). The old one has been purged.
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BUT that's not the end of it though. Fortunately for you and unfortunately for me, I decided to save it. I mean, what is the point of past mistakes if you can't learn from them? And also because something like that didn't deserve to disappear forever- it was a testament to my youth. A reminder of a different, happier time, when... er... Krika (?) and Tahu et al. were trudging around a swamp, with giant bat-Makutas flying overhead. And those Axalaras and Rockohs, how great were they? Good times, man...