The Dark Chronicler

Whatev's.

BTW, that was a joke on a line by Deadpool:

"You don't know what Google is? You should Google it.'

... Why am I not surprised?

Your brain seems to run on Sherlock Holmes, Deadpool, and making too many blog posts.

Elementary, my dear Pyrrhon.

My brain also runs on Pyrrhon, the character. My friends have gotten used to me saying '*Insert object here* is no match for Pyrrhon!', in what is apparently a creepily good imitation.