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  3. Teemaich

    Pancreas

    By Teemaich,

    Because Snoopy82 told me to.
     
    Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh
    Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh
    Oooooh
     
    I'm always thinkin' 'bout it
    I don't know what I'd do without it
    I love, I really love
    My pancreas
     
    My spleen just doesn't matter
    Don't really care about my bladder
    But I don't leave home without
    My pancreas
     
    My pancreas is always
    There for me
    Ahh-oooh
     
    Secreting those enzymes (bap bap bap)
    Secreting those hormones too
    Metabolizing carbohydrates
    Just for me
     
    Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
    My pancreas
    Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
    My pancreas
    Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
    My pancreas
    Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
    My pancreas
     
    Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
    My pancreas
    Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
    My pancreas
    Ooooooh
     
    My pancreas attracts every other
    Pancreas in the universe
    With a force proportional
    To the product of their masses
    And inversely proportional
    To the distance between them
     
    Woo woo woo woo
     
    Don'tcha you know you gotta
    Flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice
    Flow, flow, into the deuodenum
     
    Won'tcha
    Flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice
    Flow, flow, into the deuodenum
     
    Insulin, glucagon
    (Won'tcha flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice)
    Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...
    (Flow flow, into the deuodenum)
     
    Insulin, glucagon
    (Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
    Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...
    (Flow flow, into the deuodenum)
     
    Lipase, amylase, and tripsin
    [insulin, glucagon]
    (Won'tcha flow, flow flow, pancreatic juice)
    They gonna help with our digestion
    [Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
    (Flow flow, into the deuodenium)
     
    Lipase, amylase, and tripsin
    [insulin, glucagon]
    (Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
    They gonna help with our digestion
    [Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
    (Flow flow, into the deuodenum)
     
    Can't you see I love my pancreas
    {Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
    [insulin, glucagon]
    (Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
    Golly-gee I love my pancreas
    {They gonna help with our digestion}
    [Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
    (Flow flow, into the deuodenum)
     
    Can't you see I love my pancreas
    {Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
    [insulin, glucagon]
    (Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
    Golly-gee I love my pancreas
    {They gonna help with our digestion}
    [Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
    (Flow flow, into the deuodenum)
     
    Can't you see I love my pancreas
    {Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
    [insulin, glucagon]
    (Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
    Golly-gee I love my pancreas
    {They gonna help with our digestion}
    [Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
    (Flow flow, into the deuodenum)
     
    Can't you see I love my pancreas
  8. Teemaich
    Big man, pig man,
    Ha ha, charade you are
    You well heeled big wheel,
    Ha ha, charade you are
    And when your hand is on your heart
     
    You're nearly a good laugh
    Almost a joker
    With your head down in the pig bin
    Saying "keep on digging"
    Pig stain on your fat chin
    What do you hope to find?
    When you're down in the pig mine
    You're nearly a laugh
    You're nearly a laugh
    But you're really a cry.
     
    Bus stop rat bag,
    Ha ha, charade you are
    You f***** up old hag,
    Ha ha, charade you are
    You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
     
    You're nearly a good laugh
    Almost worth a quick grin
    You like the feel of steel
    You're hot stuff with a hat pin
    And good fun with a hand gun
    You're nearly a laugh
    You're nearly a laugh
    But you're really a cry.
     
    Hey you Whitehouse,
    Ha ha, charade you are
    You house proud town mouse,
    Ha ha, charade you are
    You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
     
    You're nearly a real treat
    All tight lips and cold feet
    And do you feel abused?
    .....!.....!.....!.....!
    You gotta stem the evil tide
    And keep it all on the inside
    Mary you're nearly a treat
    Mary you're nearly a treat
    But you're really a cry.
     
    Long live Pink Floyd.
  12. Teemaich

    Ponderings

    By Teemaich,

    Why do teachers tell you to look a word up in the dictionary if you're unsure of how to spell it?

    How could you look it up if you have no idea how it's spelt
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