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  9. Teemaich

    Virus Alert

    By Teemaich,

    Hey
    Everyone, listen up
    Your attention, if you please
     
    We wanna give you a warning
    'Cause I found out this morning
    'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
     
    If you should get any mail with the subject "Stinky Cheese"
    Better not go taking your chances
    Under no circumstances
    Should you open it or else it will...
     
    Translate your documents into Swahili
    Make your TV record Gigli
    Neuter your pets
    And give your laundry static cling
     
    (Look out) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
    (Look out) Erase the Easter Eggs off your DVDs
    (Look out) Erase your hard drive and your backups too
    And the hard drive of anyone related to you
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
     
    Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
    It'll make your keyboard all sticky
    Give your poodle a hickey
    And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
     
    Then it will tie up your phone making crank long distance calls
    It'll set your clocks back an hour
    And start hogging the shower
    So just trash it now, or else it will...
     
    Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
    Legally change your name to Reggie
    Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
     
    (Look out) It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
    (Look out) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
    (Look out) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
    (Look out) And make you physically attracted to sheep
     
    (Look out) Steal your identity and your credit cards
    (Look out) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
    (Look out) Then cause a major rift in time and space
    And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
     
    That's right, it a...
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
    Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
     
    If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
    So, before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn
     
    Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
    Drop it in a forty three foot hole in the ground
    Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
    Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
    Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
     
    What are you waiting for?
    Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
     
    Hit... "send"... right... now
  15. Teemaich

    Mocing Duel

    By Teemaich,

    I just accepted a Mocing Duel with I AM NOT THE OTTER. We have to build a creation using absoulutely no silver pieces and my entry looks pretty good so far.
     
    I just know this entry will get no comments. ><
  20. Teemaich

    Fan Club Mission One

    By Teemaich,

    THE ENTRY DEADLINE IS IN TWO DAYS! IF YOU ARE THINKING OF ENTERING, DO IT NOW!
     

     
    Mission One: Create a Fan
     
    For those who said they can't enter Mocs, I'm extending the competition so that drawings are also accepted.
     
    Your task is to create a Fan entirely out of Bionicle and Lego pieces. Any kind of fan will do, whether it being a ceiling fan, one of those fan thingies that you wave around to keep you cool, or an average fan that keeps you cool in hot times. Prizes will be given to those who come first, second, and third in the voting.
     
    Entries start being accepted now, and you have until the 1st of September to get your entries in.
     
    Post all Entries in the Entry List.
    RULES:
    1. You must be a member of the Fan Club to enter. If you’re not already a member, what are you waiting for? Sign up today
    2. One entry per member. Don’t change your entry mid-contest, or I’ll think of something horrible to do to you. >
    3. Painted parts are allowed, but no non-Lego parts
    4. 75% or more of the parts used must be Bionicle, and 25% or less can be Lego. You can make your entry 100% Bionicle if you wish.
    5. No Cheating. How I’ll be able to find if you’re cheating or not, I have no idea, but just don’t cheat, kay?
    6. Um, that’s about it.
     
    All questions go here. Don’t PM The contest host unless you have to (me being the contest host)
     
    So what are you waiting for? Get building!
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