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This entry had has no relevance to hugs nosir -
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Read the freakin' contest rules before you ask stupid questions about it >_>
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In the Marmalade Forest (forest)
Between the make-believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage ?
lives Albi (Albi)
Albi (Albi)
Albi the racist dragon
Part Six
And so, all of the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold and very scary cave. And it was so cold, and so scary in there, that Albi began to cry... dragon tears. Which as we all know, turn into jellybeans!
Anyway, at that moment he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail, and he turned around, and who should that little hand belong to but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before.
"What are you doing here, I thought I killed you, yesterday!" grumbled Albi, quite racistly.
"No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured" laughed the boy.
"Why are you crying so?"
"I'm crying because all of those horrible villagers chased me into this scary cave! I think it's because I'm so racist! Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty."
"No Albi, it's not because of your racism that they chased you here. They chased me here too and I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like you and I because... well... because we're different to them.
And that made Albi cry a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all colors of the rainbow! And suddenly, he wasn't racist anymore.
So they sat in the cave (the cave!)
And ate bubblegum pie
YUM!
Albi
The racist....
Well, not anymore!
Dragon
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I'm back.
yay for four day hiatuss
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Most epic oxymoron ever. - Read more...
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I'm leaving BZP for a while. Don't expect me back too soon. - Read more...
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My sweatshirt sleeve is NOT a tissue. - Read more...
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THREE BLIND MICE
THREE BLIND MICE
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It disturbs me how some 8 year olds are better at graphics that 16 year olds.
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Hey, Lego!
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Some guys were having this debate over why there were no fat people in this Barbie movie on another site.
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Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?
Come on, now,
I hear you're feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again.
Relax.
I'll need some information first.
Just the basic facts.
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship, smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain you would not understand
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.
O.K.
Just a little pinprick.
There'll be no more aaaaa-aa-aaaah
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good.
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on it's time to go.
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship, smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.
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Cooking class is win. - Read more...
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2702 COMMENTS WOO - Read more...
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I finally conned my dad into buying it.
Total B) ness.
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Huh
Would you look at that
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Welcome Back
By Teemaich,
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Oh Hai Bzp
By Teemaich,
While you were gone, I got A TWITTER ADDICTION D:
also
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If you were still alive, I would have hoped you would have had a good 105th. ^^
Also name change. B)
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When people post or link to huge images as .bmps.
With my slow internet connection, it takes freaking ages for them to load. Don't do it, kids.
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Do we really need topics for every new or reused piece we see in the Summer sets? >_> - Read more...
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Sand Stalker
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Ew :X - Read more...
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