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  4. Boogie Monsta
    I found the 2nd or 3rd most awesomest thing ever.
     
    This.
     
    A practical lens degenerates beside the crisp. A luck smiles after its dance. The condemning pedant examines the daft astronomy. The disabling astronomy declines above the cream. The surprise accelerates a sympathetic particle under the weekday.
     
    Memoria.
  5. Boogie Monsta

    Puns

    By Boogie Monsta,

    But it's hard to just ask your chemicals if they remember which atoms they were bonded with a few minutes ago. But then again, if you talk to your chemicals all the time people might think you're crazy.
    Even if you do it, don't talk to the electrons, cuz they're so negative.
     
    THEY MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER
     
    ~~~>
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    It's now official. If I see/hear someone use the phrase 'Why so serious?' one more time (besides the obligatory ones that everybody and his brother's uncle's dog will write here), I'm going to do something illegal.
     
    Went to the water park yesterday with a friend who'd never been, had an awesome time, even got a decent fail pic (two rafts jammed on the conveyor with a dude up there trying to pull them out). Had a zombie crash afterwards, tho, since I was up until 2:30 the night before..
     
    My arm's started to occasionally twitch when I walk down the hall, like Freddy from Nightmare on Elm Street snapping his claws out of a fist. Mom says it's because I play Guitar Hero too much..
     
    Speaking nothing whatsoever of which, Mizzy, post in Swarm, and the rest of you, answer this.
     
    1. Have you ever heard of Anarchy Club?
    2. If so, what's your favorite song by them?
    3. What's your favorite TV show?
    4. Freddy or Jason?
    5. What's the tiredest you've ever been?
    6. If a wolf walked up to you holding a pineapple, what would you do?
     
    *remembers to do my answers*
    1. Yup.
    2. Collide
    3. Doctor Who
    4. Freddy. Jason can't hurt what's in his dreams.
    5. Well, it's a toss up between the second day of robotics nationals, and this morning.
    6. I'd give it a treat, then it would drop the pineapple to eat the treats, then I'd take the pineapple, leaving him in complete submission to me.
  7. Boogie Monsta
    Who likes all our pretty songs,
    And he likes to sing along,
    And he likes to shoot his gun,
    But he knows not what it means,
    Knows not what it means,
    And I say yeah.
    -----
    Using only song titles from one artist, answer these questions:
     
    Pick a band/artist: Nirvana
     
    1. Are you a male or female:
    Been a Son
     
    2. Describe yourself:
    Smells Like Teen Spirit
     
    3. How do you feel about yourself:
    Oh, Me
     
    4. Describe an ex boyfriend/girlfriend:
    Endless, Nameless
     
    5. Describe your current boy/girl situation:
    Come As You Are
     
    6. Describe your current location:
    School
     
    7. Describe where you want to be:
    Stay Away
     
    8. Your best friend is:
    Dumb..
    Negative Creep
    You Know You're Right
     
    9. Your favorite color is:
    Blandest
     
    10. You know that:
    Paper Cuts
     
    11. What’s the weather like:
    In Bloom
     
    13. What is life to you:
    Dumb
     
    14. What is the best advice you have to give:
    Run, Rabbit, Run
     
    15. If you could change your name what would you change it to:
    Rio?
    -----
     
    Memoria.
  9. Boogie Monsta
    I was at a gas station, right? And I say a sign that said, "Do not siphon gas with your mouth."
     
    You know you live in a too-far-gone generation when you need that sign...
     
    Can't you imagine somebody?
     
    "Well, I put in my card.....Pulled that little switch.....But the gas still doesn't come out. Maybe it's time to start siphoning the gas with my mouth. Seems to be the next logical step..."
  14. Boogie Monsta

    <_>

    By Boogie Monsta,

    Sometimes I try to do things, and it just doesn't work out the way I want it to. And I get real frustrated, and like, I try hard to do it, and I like take my time and it just doesn't work out the way I wanted to. It's like I concentrate real hard and it just doesn't work out. Everything I do and everything I try, it never turns out. It's like I need time to figure these things out. There's always someone there going, 'Hey Mike, you know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately, you know, maybe you get away. Maybe you should talk about it, maybe you'll feel a lot better. And I go, 'No it's okay, you know, I'll figure it out, just leave it alone I'll figure it out, you know. I'll just work it out myself. And they go, 'Well, you know, if you want to talk about it I'll be here, you know, and you'll probably feel a lot better if you talked about it. So why don't you talk about it? And I go, 'No I don't want to I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself.' They just keep bugging me, and they just keep bugging me and it builds up inside.
     
    I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything but then again I was thinking about nothing. And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there. She called my name and I didn't even hear her, and she started screaming, 'MIKE! MIKE!' And I go, 'What, what's the matter?' And she goes, 'What's the matter with you?' I go, 'There's nothing wrong mom.' And she goes, 'Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!' And I go, 'No Mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi.' And she goes, 'NO, you're on drugs!' I go, 'Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.' She goes, 'No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!' I go, 'Mom just give me a Pepsi, please. All I want is a Pepsi,' and she wouldn't give it to me. All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me. Just a Pepsi.
     
    I was sitting in my room, and my mom and my dad came in. They pulled up a chair and they sat down. They go, 'Mike, we need to talk to you.' And I go, 'Okay what's the matter?' They go, 'Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems. You've been going off for no reason, and we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody. We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself. So we decided that it would be in your best interest if we put you somewhere where you can get the help that you need.' And I go, 'WAIT! What are you talking about? WE decided!? MY best interest?! How can you know what MY best interest is? How can YOU say what MY best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy? When I went to your schools, I went to your churches, I went to your institutional learning facilities! So how can you say I'm crazy?'
     
    Doesn't matter, I didn't really need that car anyway.
  20. Boogie Monsta

    Dreams Live

    By Boogie Monsta,

    Dude. It's been forever since I've had a dream worth chronicling. But here be one! Interpreteth, oh seer.
     
    So there was this indoor swimming pool (basically generic YMCA building and all), but it was REALLY deep. There was this giant octopus at the bottom, and a guy in a Darth Vader suit was treading water. I had a giant Lego blunt-launcher-gun, and Darth Vader was telling me where the octopus was coming next so I could shoot it. After a few hours of this, a random vent appears in the wall. It bursts, and all these Lego men sailing pirate ships and wielding lazer guns come sailing out. They were true-to-Lego size compared to my human size, except there was one pirate ship as tall as I was (must've taken forever to MOC). So they all come out and run into each other and fall into the pool. The octopus surfaces and makes short work of most of them, and I dive into the vent to escape. The floor is covered in fuzzy 3-D graphics water, which is really slippery. I'm sliding down into the sewer when a random door opens in the wall and this guy who looks like the guy from the REALLY old technic sets (like pre-Bionicle technic sets) grabs me and pulls me in. He says some stuff to me, then we poke our heads back through the door to see a guy and girl (who're built like technic people) walking towards the opening. We're about to shout to them when my alarm goes off.
     
    Memoria.
  22. Boogie Monsta

    Omgcolors

    By Boogie Monsta,

    If I can hold to it, I'm'a post in Seether purple from now on.
    Does anybody know how to do colors in fast reply, tho? I'm far to lazy to wait for it to load TWICE.
  24. Boogie Monsta
    I finally am worthy to join the vast ranks of the seers of The Dark Knight. To tell the truth, the Joker didn't really disturb me that much, he has a surprising resemblance to Hakann and Zaktan, if you think about it. Except slightly less sane. I have to say, 'Why so serious?' was far less epic than all you people made it out to be. I owe some of you some annoyance. Just need to think of a good time to collect.
     
    One thing I didn't understand, tho. Batman has armor. Near the end, he is attacked by 3 savage dogs, and comes out without a scratch, not even a little nick on his armor. Then, when Two-Face shoots him, he slumps down, barely able to move.
    ...

     
    Anyway, all-in-all, it was a good movie. Now if only I had a way to see Batman Begins, I'd get more of the references they make..
     
    In closing,

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