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  1. InnerRayg
    In the latest update, things have been set up for a a duel of EPIC PROPORTION, and the best part is - I'm relying ENTIRELY on you all to tell Ray what to do! This fight is totally unscripted and whatever happens is going to be on you guys, so if you think it'd be fun to tell the character to bonk a Bohrok on the head with a penguin, now is your chance!
  2. InnerRayg
    Alright guys.
     
    It's been much delayed, abetted, halted, and darn near canceled, but it's finally here. This is a project I've been working on almost since the beginning of Act 2, and while I originally hoped to have it to you somewhere in the beginning of 2013, numerous delays impeded our progress; namely, the main guy I originally hired to program this beauty ended up quitting. Luckily our very own HAHLI HUSKY stepped up to the task, and with her incredible work, I'm finally ready to present to you.
     
    STORM AND SAND, the first interactive game in BZPStuck.
     

     
    There's a few pages in between this and what is my present to you all, but I hope you enjoy our work and let me know what you think.


  3. InnerRayg
    I really love the Galaxy Squad sets. I just have a little one but if past behavior is any indication I may be getting all of the darn things by the end of this.
     
     
    Incidentally anyone want to trade some Bionicle for theirs? Haha.
  4. InnerRayg
    Wow, talk about a cliffhanger! I want to seriously apologize for the wait my friends - to say it was out of my control would be true, but it's still not a good enough reason and I do apologize for that. I promise the content will be much more regular from now on - I've taken serious steps to assure it. In the meantime, enjoy the fruits of our labor - this is the first of three big parts of what I'm calling a the megaupdate. Thanks for reading everyone!
     
     

     
    Click me to watch the animation!


  5. InnerRayg
    Because Rayg has a deep and terrible need.
     
    You see This beautiful creature?
     

     
    That's Mezco's iconic, and EXCLUSIVE Walter White action figure with Los Pollos Hermanos slip cover and accessories from the much talked about episode of Breaking Bad "The Fly".
     
    And you better believe I need that figure like I need to breathe.
     
    That said, I'd really rather not pay the eighty dollars it's going for on Ebay right now. If one you cool kids is going and would be willing to pick this sucker up for me, I'd be more than willing to compensate and throw in a little extra for your trouble.
     
    What do ya say. Do it for your pal Rayg? Trust me, you and I will make a lot fo money together...and I assure you, I am very discrete.
  6. InnerRayg
    Meet the ALIEN HUNTERSTM. An elite team of figs who are determined to fight the xenomenace wherever it hides!
     

     
    ABE ARIATM is the youngest member of the team, and hes always ready to fly headfirst into action! If his brash attitude gets him in his trouble, his BLASTERAYTM will get him out of it just as fast! His super powered rocketpack is capable of jettisoning him into orbit, where he can take the fight against the aliens into their own backyard.
     

     
    BURT BALLADTM is the muscle of the team, but this giants no dope! When hes not using his bulk to flatten the alien filth in his path, he is studying the best way to develop the latest in SPACE SHIFTTM travel technology. His special lens lets him see parallel dimensions, to find out where the aliens are coming from!
     

     
    GARY GLEETM is anything but - hes never said a word. This silent guardian uses his NEOBLADETM to make his point. This mysterious warrior is totally dedicated to the eradication of any xenoactivity. Just dont get on his bad side, or ###### make sure youre next to get diced!
     

     
    Don DIRGETM is a small package that packs a huge punch. The teams sniper, Don uses his tiny frame to hide and pick off targets from a distance - and hes the most accurate shot there is. Aliens wont stand a chance when his BIOSCOPIC EYETM finds them. Just watch out for his explosive temper - especially if you bring up his height!
     

     
    E-7UDETM is the cybernetic C████████ ███ ███ ALIEN HUNTERTM team. His programming is ██ ██████ the team in their efforts ██ eradicate the █████ menace, in a peaceful ███████ that includes duties as team medic. Programmed ███ loyalty, if you ████ trust E-7UDE, you cant trust anyone.
     

     
    ZIA ZEALTM is a rebellious fighter who knows that the odds are stacked against her. As the only female member of the ALIEN HUNTERTM team, she never allows herself a moment of weakness. She fights twice as hard as her teammates, even dual wielding her trademark ZAPCTIONTM GUNS. She hopes to one day be the leader of the team, and wont let anything get in the way of her ambitions.
     
    ABE ARIA, BURT BALLAD, GARY GLEE, DON DIRGE, E-7UDE, ZIA ZEAL and the ALIEN HUNTER brand are registered trademarks of the LEGO/ROYAL MARKETING CONGLOMERATION.
     
    Stay tuned for more exciting information about the ALIEN HUNTER team!


  7. InnerRayg
    Not to spoil anything, but a certain sweet new ride for Ray demands christening! Help choose the name from our fine selection, and the winner shall forever be enshrined on its hull.
     



  8. InnerRayg
    If you haven't seen the announcement
     
    I've always had a love/hate relationship with april fools. The entire point is to make people truly believe something has taken place, which I find incredibly fun - yet it's become such a commonly attempted thing that very few people do it right. They just take a sledgehammer to an operation that requires the subtle cut of a surgical blade. For example, everyone has grown wary to the ordinary "big announcement" coming out on april 1st. Oh look! Google has smellovision now. And don't forget that BZP owns Lego. Simple stuff, and easily seen through.
     
    But let me ask this. Is not the best prank one which fools you? And wouldn't making a real announcement on this ludicrous date fill that exact quota? It's the sort of thing I would do, were I in charge of certain site pranks. You'd be utterly convinced it was not real.
     
    And then.
     
    Egg. Alllll over your face.
  9. InnerRayg
    Our latest update, two days before the one year anniversary of BZPStuck, is a minute and a half long flash animation with special guest music from member Reznas!
     
    Stay tuned, we've got more cool stuff coming up very soon.
  10. InnerRayg
    Hey hey guys, you know how you don't listen to the powercast?
     
    WELL GUESS WHAT THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE.
     
    WE DID A SEGMENT ABOUT BZPSTUCK
     
    It features pretty much the most hilarious people on the site, and also I'm there, so that's neat!
  11. InnerRayg
    So I don't know if anyone actually wants to do this, but never let it be said that I require the approval of others to make my ideas reality.
     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     
    So ask any of these nerds things. Pretty much everyone's gonna know who everyone is at this point
     
    For reference, the list:
     
     
    IrritableRevenant: Ray: Me (??)
     
    GlamGuitarist: Andrew: Smeagol4
     
    MoochyMensch: Hannah: LehvakLah
     
    TechnicalDropout: Brian: Makaru
     
    PassiveInfiltrator: SHOOSHPAP: NAK NAK NAK
     
    CardinalPuffin: MINIONS: WHIP WHIP WHIP
     
    GraphicalPerfectionist: Totes: Mcgoats
     
    WarwornArbalast: WHAT IS BZP???
  12. InnerRayg
    Hey, so you know that thing on the internet where cartoon characters answer questions sometimes and everyone has a lot of fun? What if I did something like that with the cast of BZPStuck (and I mean the full cast, not just who has been introduced so far.)
     
    I guess what I'm asking is, how much fun on a scale of 1-10 would this be for you guys. And I mean like, you guys the real members not just the people helping me out, much as I love you guys.
     
    Also I mean questions about BZP and how stupid those old quote boxes were and fun stuff like that, not necessarily the comic.
     
    Also here's a picture I drew.
     

  13. InnerRayg
    We're trying a new thing in BZPStuck: Voting! While commands are still a great way to drive the story forward, now you have a more direct method to tell us what to do. Our first poll is a relatively simple plot point - what sort of weapon Hannah will be wielding, but as we go on you're going to see more and more interesting choices (What should brian do, burn down his house or eat all his vegetables??). Of course, those will only happen if I see this getting a good turnout, so do yourself a favor and let your voice be heard!
     
    Vote Here! (and scroll down for a visual image of the choices)
  14. InnerRayg
    Okay, I swear to you we will have that update up before the world ends. In the meantime, I did some more drawing.
     

     
    See, Mr. Monocles over there really doesn't take kindly to people who insinuate he is anything but loyal. Don't worry, I'm sure they'll make up and be best friends soon after.
     
    Of course I also really liked how the original black and white looked. Maybe I'll make a print-your-own coloring book for the comic once we've made it a little further down the road. Why? BECAUSE.
     

     
     
  15. InnerRayg
    Uh, NO!
     
    Duh, what a stupid question.
     
    In fact, there at least a month's worth of updates drawn and just rarin to go, all that's needed is a little spit shine and polish from our current active player Lehvaklah. In addition, the VERY NEXT UPDATE, which will be coming out "soon", will feature some cool new interactivity that I hope will become a more permanent thing and allow us to give you some more direct control. I'm shooting for tomorrow with it, but then again I've been shooting for "tomorrow" for the last week, so who knows! Here have some pictures of something cool in the meantime.
     

     

  16. InnerRayg
    Just so you know I'm incredibly proud of my work on that Inception paragraph in the latest update - it's every bit as pompous, angsty, and overbearing as I could make it. Had to channel my inner sixteen year old, but the results are undeniable. One parts ridiculous pop culture references, one part pointless pining for love, and a dozen drops of meaningless philosophical refuse make the perfect concoction.
  17. InnerRayg
    Hey there beautiful, what brings you to my little corner of the internet world?
     
    Oh, you say you're itchin to do some code huh?
     
    Well you're in luck. I've got my eye on some saucy wench who could mix me up a dumbed down version of MNOG. Are you suave enough to handle it??
     
    I'll just bet you are.
     
    Seriously though, if you've got an interest in helping me with a neat project and the abilities to do so, please shoot me a message.
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