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Anyone who has been following BIONICLE since at least 2006 knows what this reference is all abouti dont get this refrence at all so i would like an explination (no joke)i cant wate for the sequals sequal (triquel?-third part?)this comidy is the only reason i am on bzpower any moresince bionicle ended without finnishing its story
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well i didnt check bzpower last week so i red both long epic chaptersBefore I could make a sarcastic comment about the repetitiveness of that last line,funnest line ever“I was hungry,” Berix replied with a huge grin.the only thing that would have made this comidy better is if berix was in it morei dont have anything elce to say (i must be losing my touch )
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“Fine, fine,” Bucket-head grumbled. “Hate on me for trying to bring some logic to this comedy’s nonsensical stupidity.”we will hate on you because logic would just make this comedy make no sensedespite the long chapter that's all i havecant wate to see what happends
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Tarduk taking a bit out of a very moldy-looking donutbite not bita blizzard tornado swirled in the spot where Xocion had once stood. In a few seconds Xocion lived again;i emedeitly thought of the first book where the shadow toa of ice came back In actuality, the raindrops were merely multiple tiny, almost microscopic Jutansits raining Jutans hallelujah the lightning bolt was absorbed into him.his helmet must act like a lightning rod “People will think we’re repetitive if we make the same reference twice."to late we already dolong chapter is long
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Jutan nodded. “Yeah, but I got better."hydraxon quote “Dah point is, if you choose to fight us, your friends will be sleeping with dah lava eels tonight, if you catch my drift.”i am pretty sure lava eels are native to the mata nui robot not bara magnawell i cant wate to see how this battle ends up
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this chapter also felt like a filler but it seemed necessarilyi dont have anything else to say
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this chapter seemed to be just an empty space that needed to be filledoh well it was funny“You taught him oratory!”whats oratory? (i feel as stupid as bucket-head)and thats all i have to say
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“Well, we’ve never really respected physics before, so . . .”if that worked in real life i could do anythingi never respect physics“Uh, I would stop the butt jokes if I were you.”the butt stops here“Most of the time, my own,”thats how it is with me“Man, I thought I was going to get a planet named after me,” said Mata Nui. “Like the Roman gods.”dont worry you have an island named after youi would join OBZPPP we should start that group
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this was such a pointless chapterbut it was awsomeThat reminds me of how much I hate video games, with their Nintendo and Minecraft and Sony and Wii and PSP and Sega Genesisi agree that almost all video games are stupid these days but ackar YOU BASH MINECRAFT ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL GO CREEPER ALL OVER YOUR FACE OLD MAN(that was in no way directed at the author of this comedy)“Aw, but tangents are fun,” Likus complained.amen brotheri predict that the lord of water will be there next victem
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“I no speak improper grammar. I speak good grammar. I is good English speaker, yes. Now go I kill gangsters to.”him tarzan“And you have freed me from my prison. Therefore I shall reward you by destroying you and your entire world!”i want a ponywhich in turn destroyed the wind gust.no windgivinlifefromkiniaclapingiusonly one stupidly named entity per chapterit seems that your motto for adding words to a chapter is "just add entity"
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and now we have the last two main charictures“What, do you want me to fry it or something?” said Kiina disgustedlyfryed dirt just like mom used to make(by the way, what’s an earth Glatorian? Is it a Vorox or something? I don’t know).i also wondered that when i read the script“Don’t worry,” said Mata Nui. “He’s tame.”i liked the referring to bucket-head as a dog in this chapter“We can discuss this later,” said Mata Nui. “For now, we have to fight for our lives!”a rare cliff hangeryou dont put these in much of your comidys
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all i have to say is i had this dream last nightand the ugly kiina face was lady gaga
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and now its time for my favorite time of this comidy...reviewingfirst of all i like the introduction of joeTwo gigantic armies were fighting each other.at first i thought this said arms and i was going to make a joke about arm wrestling “Any time someone speaks for longer than five seconds I stop paying attention.thats just like meOur four heroes – plus the newly acquired Oris – went up the nearest pathaquiered Orisyou have found 2/4s of the new charicturesproceed on to the next levelwell that was fun
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this chapter was short despite your attempt to delay the end“Erm, why did he explode?” Bucket-head asked.because everything in this comidy explodes havent you read the title bucket-head?Soon, I will kill everyone, mwahaha!”not hostbitalise (i know i spelt that wrong)sequals always have a higher age ratingwell short chapter=short review
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a chapter focusing on bucket-head... i like it “I dunno, but the closer we get to the Great Volcano Night Club, the weirder I feel. It’s almost like going through adolescence again, except minus the zits and drama."ok i remember ackers flames going out of control but was mata nui getting angry from the 5th movie?(seems weird talking about a "5th" movie when it was just a rejected script)texting and music downloads and Justin Bieber and all of these other things that all teens are crazy about.actually i think the Justin Bieber fad is overnow hes just a joke for badly writin storysNor did I think this comedy would become a romantic comedywait i thought this was non-fictionwell i enjoyed this chapterby the wayanyone want to buy an afro?
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ok bzpower better not log me off when i try to review again http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/mad.gifnow to retype everything“Fire only strengthens fire, making it even stronger than before! Mwhahahaha, power, power, unlimited power!"stupid demons to fight fire you have to use water ground or rockbut at that exact moment the planets aligned.i wonder if super planet was there Mata Nui had escaped through a plot hole.i guess Barix isint the only one who can use plot holes cant wait ontil next weak
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well i forget to check bzpower for a few months and look what happendsnow to my reviewswhich is important for you to know because if you didn’t you would assume she is male due to the lack of female characters in BIONICLEthere is expesuly a lack of blue females in bionicle“You’re an old man,” said Mata Nui. “Old peoples’ opinions don’t count.”this comidy isnt sexist its just elderistI would make some comment about racism and intolerance, but I have a feeling that would stray into religion and politics, so I’ll just keep my mouth shut.so since you menchened that...well i can realy see the simlaritys between this and the planed moviechapter 2 review (i rhymed)“Depends on the situation,” Mata Nui answered.aka depends on how lazy the author isbut because everything blows up in this comedy.well that explains the titleHurricane Kiinathat actually sounds like a perfect name for a hurricane (more rhymes)Kiina nodded. “Know what you mean. They never brought me any food when they held me hostage. It helped my figure, of course, but it still wasn’t pleasant.”well that wasent stereotypical of females at all
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i am guessing this will lead into the next epici am glad you mentioned the visionsit always bothered me how the toa just had visions like that
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i dont no what to say about thisbut i dont like the turaga now
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well first i looked it up on the bionicle wiki and it said they can only have one maskbut in the first book i think kopaka questioned if his new mask covered his old masks powersas for the books i will message you because its off topic
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not much to say about this chapter but it was goodsoooooooooo...keep up the good work
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first of all you were right about the masks (now the first bionicle book confuses me)hen we believe it is time for you to go home now,then! not female chickenthis chapter reminded me of my favorite wrighters (Bryan Davis) current booksespecially the part about the ally
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“I’m so sorry I broke your favorite toy,” I said. “I’ll try to be gentler next time you let me play with your stuff.”love this quoteI reached in my pack and pulled out the Mask of Healing.i always saw the masks as all being on at once but only one active at a timebut how you have it makes it more interestingsad ending but there was true sacrifice thereoff topic nice avatarnow i realy need to get mine to work
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well i am sure there is a demention where this makes sensenot to mention one where you did delete the story, did not wright it in the first place, had a compleatly different plot, and a demention where i attempted to create a complete list of alternet universes
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of course, but I always try to go the extra mile when completing missions. For instance, I don’t just steal a treasure. I kill the guards, steal anything else of value, maybe cause a couple of fires and then leave.”if only going the extra mile in school was that much funnothing else to say