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  3. -Absorba-

    Family Issue Help

    By -Absorba-,

    This is a really big cry for help out here.
     
    All right, I don't want to get all personal here, especially since this is Bzpower, but I need help to actually deal with this "big" problem here.
     
    See, recently, only one night ago, I had trouble sleeping at night. My mom really got angry and just got right to conclusions, and she said that it was because I played on the computer so much. So basically, she's wanting to get rid of the computer because she thinks it's very, very, very bad. I KNOW I didn't sleep well, and I also know for sure that it wasn't because of the computer. I tried to explain that to her, but she just won't really pay attention. She says I play too much computer, but I only turn it on for less than 45 minutes a day, and my dad added parental controls a long time ago.
     
    She is not letting me go on the computer anymore just because of ONE TIME, ONE NIGHT AGO. She's basically :wakeup2: all the time to my opinions, so I can't do very much about this.
     
    Can anyone help me on this?
  5. -Absorba-
    This is one of those games that should be bound to be a big game, especially this is Sonic's birthday celebration. Sadly, this birthday was a bust, because it does bring everything it said, but it comes with flaws that could cost it. BIG TIME.
     
    First off, glitches are extremely common, and the controls are sort of funky. Plus, lighting is also poor, and that can lead you to fall off the road into a pit of nothingness (for example, Flame Core). But the big problem is LOADING SCREENS. If you want to know how much this is irritating, let me give you an example. When you are asked to do a challenge in town, you talk to the guy, loading screen. You say yes, loading screen. You do the challenge, then a loading screen. The guy thanks you, loading screen. You are paid, and one shiny penny for what happens next. Coupled with the fact they are incredibly long, this game is pretty bad.
     
    The good things you could say, though is that the music is diverse, and the characters are all so unique.
     
     
    Score: 4/10
     
    The Good: Soundtrack, the beautiful graphics, and... uh...
     
    The Bad:... The storyline is awkward, and LOADING SCREENS SUCK.
     
    The Purely Awesome Character: Ya gotta love Silver the Hedgehog.
  6. -Absorba-
    Okay, to those who used to be Absorbed Studios fans, you probably knew I was planning on a movie. Sadly, I had cancelled it. But, I can make you still experience my movie by these scripts. Here are my stories for my former movie.
     
    Part 1-1
     
    Peace has entered Comic Land. Absorba and his friends enjoy a peaceful life attempting to manage chaos in the studio. During the time, they learn new things. Absorba learns to shoot paintballs, Leka learns how to use advanced fighting, Flammee fix a new universal teleporter, and the PGS' manage to keep Ahkmou sane.
     
    But thousands of eons of light years away, a planet called Gonutraxon is destroyed by evil empires. Dark mists crumble the world to the pure core in destruction. Suddenly, a rocket blasts at light speed toward the Comic Land. Descending like a meteorite, it shoots toward the happy land, causing new chaos...
     

  7. -Absorba-
    Okay, so you didn't expect this. I just was kind of bored. I'm not going to all of them at once, though.
    These are not all from Nintendo. I just am saying they are a good reason to like Nintendo. These are not in order of coolness. These are in rondom. I'll post the groups later.
     
    Red are new.
    1-20: The Best Heroes (in order)
    21-30: The Best Villans (in order)
    31-35: Wonderful Worlds
    41-53: Awesome Weapons and Power-ups
    61-65: Innovative Controllers
    66-68: Wierdos
    69-78: Grand Finales
    79-85: Mustaches
    86-92: Ninjas
    94-97: Multiplayer Experiences
    104-109: Buried Hatchets
    110-117: The Best Robot Masters
    118-143: The Classic (and downright hilarious) Quotes
     
    1. Mario
    2. Link
    3. Samus
    4. Mega Man
    5. Luigi
    6. Sonic the Hedgehog
    7. Simon Belmont
    8. Donkey Kong
    9. Pikachu
    10. Proffesor Layton
    11. Phoenix Wright
    12. Little Mac
    13. Viewtiful Joe
    14. Leon S. Kennedy
    15. Travis Touchdown
    16. Earthworm Jim
    17. Bill Rizer
    18. Fox McCloud
    19. Kirby
    20. Captian Falcon
    21. Ganondorf
    22. Bowser
    23. Kefka Palazzo
    24. Dr. Wily
    25. Fawful
    26. Ridley
    27. Dr. Robotnik (Eggman)
    28. Donkey Kong as a villan
    29. Albert Wesker
    30. Dracula
    31. The Mushroom Kingdom
    32. Hyrule
    33. Planet Zebes
    34. Your town in Animal Crossing
    35. Metro City of Final Fight
    36. Samus' Zero Suit
    37. The first Metroid escape minute
    38. The second Metroid escape minute
    39. The third and last Metroid escape minute
    40. Robotic Operating Buddy (R.O.B.)
    41. The Spread gun of Contra series
    42. Link's Master Sword
    43. The Bionic Arm of Bionic Commando
    44. The Mega Mushroom
    45. The Metal Blade in Mega Man 2
    46. The Raccoon Suit in Super Mario Bros. 3
    47. Options in the Gradius Series
    48. The Vampire Killer in Super Castlevania IV
    49. The Smash Ball in Super Smash Bros. Brawl
    50. The Goldun Gun in Goldeneye 007
    51. The Chainsaw in Madworld
    52. Samus' Ice Beam
    53. Mario's Ground Pound (or just Mario's butt.)
    54. The T-shaped tetris block
    55. The L-shaped tetris block
    56. The Straight tetris block
    57. The twisty-shaped tetris block
    58. The other L-shaped tetris block
    59. The square tetris block
    60. The other twisty-shaped tetris block
    61. The NES controller
    62. The Super NES controller
    63. The Nintendo 64 controller
    64. The Gamecube Controller
    65. The Wiimote
    66. Birdo
    67. Tingle
    68. Wario
    69. The end of Astro Boy: Omega Factor
    70. The end of Final Fantasy VI
    71. The end of Proffesor Layton and the Curious Village
    72. The different endings of Chrono Tirgger
    73. The end of Prince of Persia: Sands of Time
    74. The end of The Wind Waker
    75. The end of Twilight Princess
    76. The end of Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days
    77. The end of Klonoa
    78. The end of No More Heroes
    79. Mario's 'stache
    80. Luigi's 'stache
    81. Wario's 'stache
    82. Dr. Wily's 'stache
    83. Mike Haggar's mustache
    84. Eggman's mustache
    85. Henry Hatsworth mustache
    86. Cyborg Ninja
    87. Shadow the Ninja
    88. Ryu
    89. Michelangelo
    90. Raphael
    91. Donatello
    92. Leonardo
    93. Ebisumaru (or just Dr. Yang)
    94. Super Smash Bros. series
    95. Mario Kart
    96. Goldeneye 007
    97. Wii Sports
    98. The transition from Super Mario World to Super Mario 64
    99. The transition from Zelda: A Link to the Past to Ocarina of Time
    100. That Opera Scene in Final Fantasy VI
    101. The Pink on Little Mac
    102. The power Kirby possesses despite his "uncool" color
    103. The Konami Code
    104. The Sega Genesis
    105. Commodore 64
    106. The Neogeo
    107. The Arcade
    108. The Sega Master System
    109. Thhe Turbografx16
    110. Bubble Man
    111. Air Man
    112. Wood Man
    113. Crash Man
    114. Metal Man
    115. Quick Man
    116. Flash Man
    117. Heat Man
    118. "Do a Barrel Roll!" Peppy Hare, Star Fox 64
    119. "The Winner is You" Pro Wrestling
    120. "I am Error." Error, Zelda Adventure of Link
    121. "Fight, MegaMan! For Everlasting Peace!" Mega Man
    122. "Uh-oh! The truck have started to move." Snake, Metal Gear
    123. "I fell asleep!" Random Guard, Metal Gear
    124. "Join the Nintendo Fun Club today!" Doc Louis, Punch Out!!
    125. "What a horrible night to have a curse." Castlevania II
    126. "Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" Toad, Super Mario Bros.
    127. "Congraduation this story is happy end." Ghosts'n Goblins
    128. "Good morning Crono!" Crono's Mom, Chrono Trigger
    129. "It's a secret to everybody." Moblin, The Legend of Zelda
    130. "A slime draws near!" Dragon Warrior
    131. "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." Old Man, The Legend of Zelda
    132. "I have fury!" Fawful, Mario and Luigi series
    133. "I will wait out for you here. That's what princesses have done. From what I understand, it's a family tradition." Zelda, Zelda Spirit Tracks
    134. "Dodongo Dislikes smoke." Old Man, The Legend of Zelda
    135. "Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?" Bad Dudes
    136. "Finish Him!" Mortal Konbat series
    137. "Take a key for coming in!"Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts
    138. "Welcome to Warp Zone!" Super Mario Bros.
    139. "It's time for revenge." Bill Rizer, Contra III
    140. "Let's attack aggressively!" Lance Bean, also from Contra III
    141. "Just a girl. Get out of here!" Ryu Hayabusa, Ninja Gaiden
    142. "You and your friends are dead. Game over." Friday the 13th
    143. "You Spoony Bard!" Tellah, Final Fantasy IV
     
    tune in for more!
  8. -Absorba-

    Bzpower Multiverses

    By -Absorba-,

    Okay, see, I was reading all these books on how a multiverse is like the world that has only one fact that has changed. If Bzpower was a universe that had smaller multiverses, this is what I'd put:
     
    -Multiverse 1: Normal Bzpower
    -Multiverse 2: A Bzpower where there are no emoticons and people end up doing entire monolouges to tell how they feel in posts.
    -Multiverse 3: A Bzpower where Hapori Dume's April fool's joke continued and people followed Hapori Dume.
    -Multiverse 4: A Bzpower where they allowed sigs to have unlimited size and animation, causing a major site crash and making Bzpower not exist anymore.
    -Multiverse 5: A Bzpower where Dark709 never came into being and comics were dominated by Gavla and Lavaside Rahi.
    -Multiverse 6: A Bzpower where there are no Bionicles involved whatsoever and it eventually became a chatting site similar to MSN.
    -Multiverse 7: A Bzpower where it only allowed the Lo-fi mode, and people began to lose intrest in the site.
    -Multiverse 8: A Bzpower where there wasn't a Proto Bar system and nobody cared on what they posted, whether it was irrelivent or innapropriate.
    -Mutliverse 9: A Bzpower where there were no fads, also causing a boredom of Bzpower.
    -Multiverse 10: A Bzpower where it was overpowered by BS01 and Bionicle Wiki and eventually became part of it.
    -Multiverse 11: A Bzpower where membership was only given to teenagers, causing a strong lack of members.
     
    You like? Thank god I'm not in Bzpower 2.
  9. -Absorba-
    I'd like to rate my favorite game characters of the year so far.
     
    8. Luigi (Mario Series) - The cowardly brother of the video game king has to get some credit some time or later.
    7. Kirby (Kirby Super Star Series) - This puffball is actually is more powerful than it looks. That is, once it eats someone and takes its powers.
    6. Professor Layton (Professor Layton and the Curious Village) - So what, a hero can't be a detective? Stay in school, kids!
    5. Ganon (Legend of Zelda series) - Another mean dude and the antagonist in Zelda. Fight him, you'll be in something epic.
    4. Samus (Metroid Prime series) - This girl can really pick up the pace in any mission, from self-destructing bases to alien invasions.
    3. Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog series) - The fast-as-sound blue hedgehog's been on a strange road lately, but he's still a great video game icon.
    2. Link (Legend of Zelda series) - Whether he's a child or adult, left or right-handed, he's one awesome adventurer.
    1. Mario (Mario series) - The well-rounded "king of video games", the one who possesses the familiar red M cap.
     
    Feel free to critisize.
  10. -Absorba-
    The so called "brawl to end them all" is one heck of a good game. This is probably the only game series that allow you to see if Mario owns Luigi, Peach beats the Ice Climbers, or if Sonic can punch Link in his unmanly face. I don't care what rosters you pick later, but this game is AWESOME, and one of the most greatest multiplayer experiences in the Wii.
     
    This game holds almost every Nintendo characters up to date, also with a few exceptions as Sonic (MY FAVE!) and Solid Snake. You can also be creative and make up your own stages to fight in, and make a really...uh...how do I put this...random. Yeah, a random fight. I mean really random. The Adventure Mode also leaps forward, as it actually is an adventure, not like Melee.
     
    Sadly, the only fault of this game is that arranging the game to be so random is cheap, and some guys would abuse that power to be really stupid. So if you get this game, make sure if you want to have a multiplayer experience, get the type of people who actually are smart and want to be fair. Other than that, brawl on!!!
     
    Score: 9/10
     
    The Good: Incredible multiplayer experience, great character roster, and fun options to keep you occupied for hours.
     
    The Bad: Not much changes since Melee, options can be abused to reduce fun factors.
     
    The Annoying: R.O.B. is just plain annoying in recovering.
  11. -Absorba-
    Let's admit it. We all love Mario a little bit. We believe almost everyone knows who he is. But this game is not exactly a big leap from previous games like Galaxy and Sunshine. Before you complain, let me explain. The storyline is overused, and Peach is kidnapped...again, it isn't really a difficult game to accomplish, and multi-player experiences are sort of boring.
     
    Now, let me tell you the positives. Graphics are amazing, the worlds are beautiful, and you can actually PLAY AS A TOAD. The powerups also rock, like Propellor Mushrooms, and it is a nice game to have if you like to journey through vast enviroments. Also, it is very enjoyable and convienient to play.
     
    Overall, I'd give this game a positive score, not just because this is the second platformer for Mario in 18 years, but it sure is a good one.
     
    Score:8.5
     
    The Good: Graphics, powerups, and worlds are great.
     
    The Bad: Can someone get Peach a bodyguard?
     
    The Absent: I DEMAND THE MEGA MUSHROOM FROM NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. DS!!!!1!!1!
  13. -Absorba-
    Super Mario Galaxy
     
    SCORE: 9/10
     
    The Good: Incredible graphics, Hard to get bored of, several bonus quests to keep you busy.
     
    The Bad: Eventually, you wish there was more, some parts have glitches.
     
    The Nice to Hear: Nintendo has announced Super Mario Galaxy 2.
     

    » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «Another positive Mario game came from Nintendo a while ago, and this game has to be the best in a while. It's very fun to play, and the story is decent, but it feels quite similar to the other storylines of past games. However, different gravity changes, followed by difficult stages, followed by music and design, this is definetely worth $49. 
    Characters are fun to talk with in the game, but they don't really have much to say overall. The victories of this game are fun to watch, despite thier corny quotes (I love Mario for that.) The Observatory is full of fun stuff, and you see how much of the game you've finished just by looking what is turned on by a star. Plus, a second player can jump into the action to really make the game a bit more enjoyable.
     
    Unfortunetely, there are faults to this game, just like every other game. Glitches sometimes set in in certain parts of the game, and normally, some parts are too simple to be hard, and some are difficult if you don't read the handbook that comes with the game case, or they're just plain tricky.
     
    Anyways, even with these cons, do I still recommend this game? #$%! yeah! Keep an eye out for more reviews soon!
  14. -Absorba-
    Okay, I will now make game reviews of new games I get.
     
    The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
     

    » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «Okay, we all know Nintendo games are fine. But Zelda games are one of it's best icons, and it's one of my favorite game series, and this game itself has to be it's greatest project yet. 
    Okay, the pros of this game are obvious when you start playing the game. First, you'd see excellent graphics, nice soundtracks, then you'd reilize it's gaming controls are excellent! Eventually, the story improves, diversity of characters are nice, and the items are awesome and revolutionary. Oh, and there are a bunch of sidequests too keep you entertained when you've finished the main storyline, including finding gold bugs, then to ripping souls out of ghosts.
     
    Now that the pros are done, next is the cons. Okay, first off, expressions are really cheesy. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. Plus, cameras are kinda tacked on. Eventually, the puzzles would get harder and harder, until it gets so hard you'll need a walkthrough from IGN to finish it. So, yeah, cheating. Plus, you transform into a wolf in parts of the game, and that combat is very horrid, and if you're fighting an enemy on an edge of an abyss, and you miss, well, you'd fall.
     
    OVERALL SCORE: 9/10
     
    The Good: Realistic graphics, Nice story, Brings nostalgia from The Ocarina of Time.
     
    The Bad: Cameras take time to alter manually, Sound effects go from nostalgic to present-day.
     
    The Sad: Why do most game critics give the score 8 out of 10?!
  15. -Absorba-
    I call it...
     
    Warning, if you read this spoiler, you get some strange photo of matoran, along with the place it's from, and it's plot.
     

    » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «Image from "Survivormatoran" 

     
    When a matoran named Jacky washes up onto a desert island with no memory of of how he ended up there, he finds only one refugee named Dermen there to assist him for his want of survival, rescue, and...just pure hilariousness.
  16. -Absorba-
    Here are the nominees:
     
    -Best Comic Series
    Ipenguin
    Absorbed Studios V.2 (absorba62)
    -Best Comic Movie
    -------3-------
    -Best Author
    BS01 Waffles
    -Best Original Character
    Chath
    Piano Playing Shadak Imp (toaster1)
    Hoij
    Razi (Leskows)
    -Most Participative PGS/GS
    Chath
    -Best Comic Kit
    Chimoru Omega
    Tricolor RZMIK
     
    Links:
    Best Comic Series and Original Characters
     
     
  17. -Absorba-

    The Lol Awards

    By -Absorba-,

    Alright, call me an early starter for this, but I'm creating a Comic Award for the best that the comic industry can offer. If anyone wants to be nominated for these awards, post here! Here's how it works:
     
    1. Nomination
     
    The LOL awards are split into the following categories:
     
    -Best Comic Series
    -Best Artwork
    -Best Comic Movie
    -Best Author
    -Best Original Character (Personality)
    -Most Participative PGS/GS
    -Best Made-up character
    -Best Comic Kit
    -Best Comic Adaption (Comics based on pro work)
    -Best Comic Game
     
    To nominate yourself, just post your name and tell which category you want to be in. Deadline of nomination is at September 15.
     
    2. Judging
     
    Now, who will be the judges? Well, YOU WILL! I will be making voting topics in the Voting Booth section (links will be provided), and I shall close the votes at a later time when they start. Basically, you'll get the results at the end of the summer!
     
    3. The Prize
     
    The winners of each topic shall recieve the elusive GOLDEN LOL AWARD. I won't release the full image (for copyrighting reasons), but you can see it in my sig. Then, you can post it anywhere! In your blog, in your comic series, or, just print it out!
     
    So come on down to win your Golden LOL award!
     
    {Sig banners coming}
     
    NOMINATIONS ARE OVER! TIME TO VOTE AND JUDGE!
  20. -Absorba-

    Payday.

    By -Absorba-,

    Money money....MANEY! Whew, after taking care of all these dogs, I've finally gotten 67 bucks! Plus, an extra 3 from Chath for buying my parts. This is gonna be good. I now can afford the Kaxium!
  21. -Absorba-

    Freedom

    By -Absorba-,

    Yay, freedom! Yeah, I know, my grounding was ended early, but that's because I finally convinced my mom I wasn't even involved in the incedent at all. She gave me back my laptop, and now, I'm free! Anyways, during the grounding, I got $15 for taking care of a chihuaua I got earlier. It's worth it anyways, even through all the stuff I had to do. Two days ago, one of the dogs almost bit me. Thank god it had all it's shots. But whew, it smelt horrible here. Now this is over, I can work on comics again.
  22. -Absorba-

    Da Boom

    By -Absorba-,

    Well, this summer so far is really sucking. If summer classes were'nt enough, my sister made a friend there, and last night, they did something really stupid. In the courtyard, her friend shot a toy rocket in the air, so high even I could see it (I live on the 5th floor of my apartment). It also flew to the other side of the building, and there is a pool as a part of the facility, and guess what happens? It goes boom. I don't know how it caught on fire, but then we all had to evacuate the building, right when I was making my next comic for Greyscale. Then, I think my sister involved me in it, because I was grounded for some reason. This is the last time I can go on the computer until the 22nd, so if you're wondering why I'm absent, you'll know why.
     
    Peace out!
  23. -Absorba-

    ...

    By -Absorba-,

    Okay, besides my buisness, my life here is pretty screwed up. My mom actually signed me up to summer school and extracuricular activities for the summer. To make matters worse, the summer school is EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. Yeah, even on weekends. Oh wait, summer is kinda a large weekend. The most positive thing that's happened so far is one of the extra classes she made me do is "Comics 101", but it turns out it only explains the stupid history of comic writers, and it never really mentions much about the actual comic strip they make. That's so sad.
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    *gulp*

    By -Absorba-,

    Oh god, if I had known that this many people would want my help, I would've put a limit on only 3 dogs. I'm in charge of 2 chihuauas, 3 pomeranians, and a shitzu. This is gonna be fun. :wakeup2: . Anyways, I'm pretty sure it'll be all worth it once I get my money. But if I want it, I better take care of all these guys.
  25. -Absorba-

    Speedy Day

    By -Absorba-,

    . Yesterday was so wierd. I got permission from the landlord's agent to let small dogs in, so I put up the posters around this dog park, and now, I'm in care of two chihuauas. The guys are going for a week or so, and we are going to be paid a lot of money. Woohoo! This is a way to make easy money in summer, for those of you who wanna try a summer job.
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