Akamai921

Silver Surfer

Granted; you now have a warp drive. This specialized engine is designed to warp a ship's metal, rendering it unusable.I wish I weren't so scared of doing flips.

Koi Fish

Granted; unfortunately, Minecraft is shut down the next week by a lawsuit that is perplexing and random, but completely legitimate.I wish people would stop being so secretive, scared, and concerned over insignificant nuances.

20% Worse

Delta

Diabolical

Android

Appearance Costs

First of all, props on the binary. That made my day.Anyway, wish granted; you now have a slice of gouda cheese shaped like a cake, and slathered in strawberries.I wish for more fresh-squeezed orange juice. And bacon. Mmm, bacon...

Granted; all issues in our world now lack depth, and are much easier to resolve.I wish my belly felt this good all the time.

Banana

Granted; they all adapt to overpower and destroy you. Survival of the fittest and all that.I wish I could hug my favorite person right now.

I've had Darksiders since the summer of 2010, but never really got to finish it. I'm playing the game at the difficulty level of Apocalyptic, and I'm still stuck at the Black Throne trying to free Azrael. I also recently played Assassins' Creed: every part so far, just never got around to finish AC 1.

Lionheart

Granted, but going the speed of light shreds all the works you've done into nothingness.I wish Skyrim were more entertaining.

Hollywood

Granted; you even come across my own Argonian! Sadly, you develop a debilitating addiction to a lethal concoction of Skooma and Hist Sap, and shortly thereafter fall into a coma.I wish My Argonian would go on an epic quest to save his Argonian, slay the forces of evil, and return him to consciousness! (Quest reward: Tome granting +10 to two skills of your choice.)

Granted, but the second you think of it, an enraged gorilla punches you in the throat and breaks your hands, thus disallowing you to communicate your wish.Granted; here is your processed milk made from fresh goats.I wish for a pet enraged gorilla. NOTHING could go wrong with a wish like that.

Battery

Granted; they now accept every project, and LEGO quickly goes bankrupt.I wish that the whole of the human race would share my stance on a certain subject matter.

Cellular

Granted; George Lucas signed a copied picture of The Star Wars Holiday Special, just for you.I wish there were more obstacles to effectively train Parkour on in the area I live in.

Pocketwatch

Granted. Unfortunately, the Apocalypse takes a Darksiders-style twist, and you just so happen to be War. Even more unfortunately, you fail in your task of defeating The Destroyer when you are executed by Archangel Uriel.I wish for Darksiders II to come out sooner (and finished.)