Akamai921
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Silver Surfer
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Granted; you now have a warp drive. This specialized engine is designed to warp a ship's metal, rendering it unusable.I wish I weren't so scared of doing flips.
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Koi Fish
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Granted; unfortunately, Minecraft is shut down the next week by a lawsuit that is perplexing and random, but completely legitimate.I wish people would stop being so secretive, scared, and concerned over insignificant nuances.
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20% Worse
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Delta
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Diabolical
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Android
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Appearance Costs
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First of all, props on the binary. That made my day.Anyway, wish granted; you now have a slice of gouda cheese shaped like a cake, and slathered in strawberries.I wish for more fresh-squeezed orange juice. And bacon. Mmm, bacon...
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Granted; all issues in our world now lack depth, and are much easier to resolve.I wish my belly felt this good all the time.
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Banana
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Granted; they all adapt to overpower and destroy you. Survival of the fittest and all that.I wish I could hug my favorite person right now.
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Dude, Darksiders is amazing. You still having trouble on it? If yeah, lemme know; I'm more than happy to help.
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Lionheart
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Granted, but going the speed of light shreds all the works you've done into nothingness.I wish Skyrim were more entertaining.
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Hollywood
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Granted; you even come across my own Argonian! Sadly, you develop a debilitating addiction to a lethal concoction of Skooma and Hist Sap, and shortly thereafter fall into a coma.I wish My Argonian would go on an epic quest to save his Argonian, slay the forces of evil, and return him to consciousness! (Quest reward: Tome granting +10 to two skills of your choice.)
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Granted, but the second you think of it, an enraged gorilla punches you in the throat and breaks your hands, thus disallowing you to communicate your wish.Granted; here is your processed milk made from fresh goats.I wish for a pet enraged gorilla. NOTHING could go wrong with a wish like that.
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Battery
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Granted; they now accept every project, and LEGO quickly goes bankrupt.I wish that the whole of the human race would share my stance on a certain subject matter.
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Cellular
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Granted; George Lucas signed a copied picture of The Star Wars Holiday Special, just for you.I wish there were more obstacles to effectively train Parkour on in the area I live in.
