Klak

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"Come Toa. I will tell you a tale that will freeze your heart and turn your hopes to ashes."

"Everyone knows people suck, so I'm going to make a blog about how much people suck to get my point across!!!one!!1"

"Get back Loretta."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

"She's an extraordinary girl!"

"That's right conspiracy buff, I spent 75 million dollars on a fake presidential campaign. All just to tick Superman off."-Lex Luthor

"The more things change, the more they stay the same."

"We are of peace, always".

"You're a big guy."

"You're a big guy"

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*dodges the bullets, grabs a gun, and fires 4 bullets*

*I suddenly crash into Cthulhu, who looks at you for three hours*

*I summon more Cthulhu, Tren Krom, Candle Jack and

*Michael Dorn grabs the pencils, and throws them at that random guy due to his infinite jealousy of Stargate*

Oh, he did? Well I was misinformed so, my apologies.

*they don't, because I am the embodiment of all things Makuta Klak, so Candle Jack has no

1 down, 2 to go.

19 years of life. Hello, my favorite month of the year.

9/11, never forget.

A remake/continuation of my old comedy, Lesovikk's Journal (which can be found in the old BZPower) is in the works, along with a Bionicle fanfic. Stay tuned.

Aaand I'm officially 18.

Ah the Olympics.