Fresh Makuta of Bel-Air

I haven't played this for a while but I still keep in touch with game updates. I think Jagex does have bots beaten on this one. They're being incredibly, incredibly confident and seeing as how they're an established and experienced company I think they aren't underestimating anything here. They legitimately have something that will essentially end the bot problem.

This is pretty funny and quite random...

Thanks! Glad you liked it. It is pretty random but hopefully not too much so.

ADITLOG is back? YES!! Wait... wouldn't a more appropriate subtitle be NEWer AND EXCITING?

I thought about that but I really liked the sound of NEW AND EXCITING still.

Greg: That’d disgusting.

UH-OH!

Good catch, I went ahead and fixed that. EDIT: Cool, we're a hot topic!

Tren Krom: No. Tren Krom eating something inedible would be completely out of character and unexpected. It would be like you fighting Tren Krom right n- Greg punched Tren Krom in the face. Tren Krom: Ow.

Not sure if this was intentional or not, but Tren Krom saying "Ow" finished the "now" he was going to say. Clever, if it was intentional, awesome anyway if it wasn't. And the Ussanui made me laugh as well.

I didn't notice that, good eye! Completely unintentional, that is funny though. I wanted to make another Ussanui reference after I read through the old topic and saw a joke about Takanuva saying the Rahkshi were his property now and he could do what he wanted, including make a motorcycle out of them.

From what I remember about Another DITLOGF, basically they were escaping on either ROFLchopters or helicopters as the mods detonated the old topic, and there was an enormous chain of characters hanging on to each other's hands that formed a really vivid mental image in my head. Takanuva was at the end of the chain.

I do remember that! I was wondering what it was from, thanks for reminding me. New chapter tomorrow, hold onto your hats!

Black coffee. I need coffee to get started in the morning but there was a period of time where I ran out of creamer and couldn't go buy more so I had to drink black coffee. It wasn't horrible but if I had the choice I wouldn't drink it.

Believe me, as a Ravens fan, I'm all to familiar with getting to the playoffs only to lose a championship game, so you have my sympathy and best wishes. Here's hoping to see you in Indianapolis this season!

Yeah...It must really suck to be a fan of a choker.... I think it hurts more when your team makes it to the playoffs (or worse, the super bowl) and loses than when you have a terrible team in general....Like the dolphins.

Given the Steelers' biggest rival is over 60 years less experienced than they are, and their performance so far this season(Come on, you were a field goal away from going overtime with the Colts. Not Payton Manning-Colts, the 2011, 0-7 Colts. Even if I'm a Ravens fan, that just shouldn't happen to a team as good as Pittsburgh), I wouldn't be talking if I were you. Agreed though, it's kind of sad - a friend of mine is a huge Dolphins fan, and I always want to talk football with him, but I feel bad when I try.

Tennessee? Thats what I thought....

Actually I thought 35-7. They both have big quarterbacks who can take decent hits, questionable offensive lines and secondaries, powerful linebackers and defensive lines, great running games, and the best safety in football. They're both consistent playoff contenders in the AFC North. If you said those two sentences to someone and asked what football team it described, they could describe either Pittsburgh or Baltimore. They're really, really similar. Pittsburgh has just been around longer. For the past several season they've been about the same.

My ribs died. You are a murderer of ribs. Good to have the glory back, though. Now, two things:I'm calling TOO SOON on the Gaddafi joke.Will you be restarting Vahki Nation? I loved that story.

Too soon on Gaddafi? I'd agree that it was pretty soon after he died but I think of it as timely. You're welcome to disagree though. As for Vahki Nation I really don't remember enough about the story to continue it. My writing style has changed a lot for serious prose fiction so I don't think I could continue it. I've considered writing an epic but juggling this comedy along with everything else I have is a handful already. I'll go look at it though and see what I could do with the plot. There may be a revamp if I like it enough. EDIT: Just looked back through it. I've actually considered an epic set in BZPower if I were to write one. Vahki Nation was a little too silly for my liking though, looking back. The text rickroll and stuff like that wouldn't be in a revamp. It would make for a decent comedy and judging by how well A Day in the Life did I'd say it did make for a decent comedy. It would be a lot more serious but there would still be a big focus on BZPower as a setting and the characters would likely be members and staff still.

Ah. ADITLOGF. Just as funny as ever. Although I notice this time there are less images.By the way, all the Zehvor are just a group of TBTTRAH fans. Although most of them do not have "Toa Zehvor" in front of their name.

There are fewer images, you're right. When I reread the first bit of ADITLOGF, I noticed that I liked the first few chapters the best and that they had the fewest pictures. While some of the images I posted got creative (i.e. the family tree, the Pokemon battle, the Bara Magna map), I felt like it took away from the originality. There probably will be some images and/or memes if I can fit them in. I know for a fact there will be a few in the eventual Brony scene. There probably won't be as many shoop da whoops or traps this time around though. Thanks for explaining the Zehvor thing too. I feel like I missed a lot when I was inactive.

Elvis. Good chapter, although it didn't really make me laugh like I did other chapters (or the intro chapter of another day in the life of GregF(I bet you thought everybody forgot about that, DIDN'T YOU??? !!! WELL I DIDN'T !!)). I still liked it. Well, enough of that, time to get back to watching the next episode of MLP: FiM.

I kind of rushed this one a little. My day got thrown off by a fire alarm so I ended up writing this chapter as quickly as I could before dinner/Sunny. It turned out okay I think. Where is Another Day in the Life of GregF? I remember it but not what it was about or what happened to the seperate topic.

Ahh, the classic "overreaction to get revenge" plot. You played the card well, though. I like how you give each character a very distinct personality; they aren't clones, they aren't all cracking random jokes to suit the comedy's needs, they're being themselves. In a nutshell: I liked it.

Originally I was going to have this chapter be a long drawn-out quest for revenge in the style of "Taken" or "Law Abiding Citizen" but I realized that I already had a pretty long chapter and I didn't have many assassination ideas for Greg to try. I like having unique characters as opposed to the people acting exactly how they would in the Bionicle story or just fitting the comedy stereotypes (the "burn stuff" guy, the pie guy, the fool, the evil Plankton-style mastermind). There will still be some trends but they're different enough that it doesn't get old. Tren Krom will always be loud, all-powerful, and hungry; there's a lot that can be done with that though. Glad you liked it though!

I must say for once I'm glad that something like Greg's quest for revenge only lasted a chapter. And it was a better chapter for it.I must also say that Miserix is awesome. Makuta that are goop are always awesome.Tren Krom is quickly becoming my favourite character in this comedy. He's pretty sweet. -ibrow

I'm glad too. I was worried if I had some giant quest for revenge about a messy office it would throw off some of the newer readers from the site. In a sense that becomes the punch line. At first I just randomly wrote in some ominous green ooze on Greg's wall but then I made it a Makuta because it fit and it would be kind of unexpected. Glad you like Tren Krom. He quickly became a lot of people's favorites after "TREN KROM SHALL NOW SHOOP HIS WOOP" in the first comedy. I plan on developing the other characters more as well but I think Tren will still be the frontrunner.

Ah, yes. This comedy. Twas funny a long time ago. And it still is. 1 to Gaddafi... well played. Unspeakable horrors.... it must be the MLPs! (I kid, if this offends you. I don't if it doesn't.) Two very good chapters. Glad to see all of this has moved over to new BZP. -Toa Levacius Zehvor

Glad you like it. I really wanted to put in a Gaddafi reference earlier but it fit best at the end. I haven't quite decided on the unspeakable horror yet. It's not MLPs but there will be bronies in a later chapter. Also, I've been curious about this: What's with all the Zehvors? Is it all from TBTTRAH? I probably missed it when I was inactive.

Tren Krom: TREN KROM WILL FILET YOU IF YOU DO NOT PUT THAT FISH ON HIS PLATE.

I had to try really hard to not laugh hysterically at this. Something about it stuck me as uncannily funny. Anyway, I read the original ADITLOGF from time to time and loved it, so I'm glad to see it remade. Keep up the good work; you can expect me to follow this closely.

I really don't know how I got that joke stuck in my head but I knew it had to be in the chapter somehow. I'm happy to see an old fan reading and I plan on keeping up the good work. I'm considering posting Chapter 3 this weekend if I get a chance. It's still likely to be out on Tuesday since there's a lot to be done this weekend, but don't be surprised if it comes earlier.

Nothing but Christian gangster rap and dubstep made with bluegrass covers of the movie Titanic. But seriously? Classic rock, alternative rock, and hip-hop/rap. I just sort of mix and match from those three plus whatever interests me. Dubstep is pretty cool too.

Did you all see tonight's episode? The looting was incredible.

Granted, but then you never get to enjoy the wonderful deliciousness of condensed milk ever again. I wish I had some more condensed milk.

It's so condensed that it's a solid brick of milk. So dense in fact that you can't move it. It's like depleted uranium, but milk. I wish for uranium.

Comedies. I've been known to wander into GD (evidence: this post) and CoT. I looked around in the BBC forum for nostalgia's sake. I used to love the place and people are still making cool stuff.

I know what the meme is; there have been plenty of pony versions, lol. I just don't remember seeing on BZP before. Of course, I was a lot less active before the forums went down so that might be why.

It was pretty popular on here. There was even a button someone made that would do the yell whenever you clicked it. It floated around the blogs a lot.

I haven't seen it here at all since the forums got back up. It looks like that meme... (puts on sunglasses) ...pushed too many buttons around here. YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Chapter 2: Greg’s Revenge Greg initially wanted to check his office, but if Icarax was begging him not to go in, something must be very wrong. After all, in the past Icarax had no issue with wrecking Greg’s office. -Flashback- Greg walked into his office. His gold Bionicle Comic #1 was being used as a surfboard. Icarax sailed about the room on it, knocking things over and scaring small children. Greg: What is this?! Icarax: Leave me alone, I just want to be like Lhikan! -Another Flashback- Greg walked into his office. Icarax sat in Greg’s office chair applying make-up. Icarax: I wish I was a rich girl, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! Oh, hello. This is awkward. Greg: There’s mascara on every wall of the room. How did you even- -Another Flashback- Greg walked into his office to see a giant meatball sitting on his desk. Icarax: All this meat, hater! Greg walked out of his office. -End Flashbacks- Greg: Hey Bink, what’s his deal? Binkmeister: Well I don’t know Greg, he seemed kind of upset about the whole “getting atomized” thing back in 2008 that you made him do. Greg: Maybe that was a little mean. Maybe not. Who knows, who cares? Binkmeister: Atoms, Greg. Individual atoms. Greg: We put him back together! Binkmeister: Atoms! Individual atoms! What part of this don’t you view as horrifying? Greg: I don’t know Bink, I guess just THE WHOLE THING! Binkmeister: Well fine. Check your office yourself. Greg reluctantly opened the door and then closed it as the smell of peanut sauce and death overwhelmed his nose. He returned with a clothespin on his nose and looked into the mouth of madness. Greg: What is this, I don’t even – The Bionicle Comic #1 was half melted down into the shape of a fist. Greg’s ornate marble desk was karate chopped in two and filled with gefilte fish. Tren Krom’s closet home was filled with plastic 6 pack rings. The window was obscured by ominous green ooze. Worst of all, the coffee pot was brewing tea. Greg: ICARAX!!! Greg ran down the hall where the Makuta was lazily reading Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue”. Icarax looked up and shrieked. Icarax: Well, Sarah. Looks like it’s time for me to go rogue too. Icarax deployed his impractically small wings and somehow flew out the window. Greg followed, flapping his arms desperately. Greg: That was a good coffee pot! And you ruined it! Icarax: Do you know what else is good? Your ability to fly. Greg: Yeah, I really should have though that throu- BAM --- Greg woke up back in the cafeteria at Lego HQ. Tren Krom: HELLO GREG. Greg: I just jumped out a four story window, why am I here? Matau: Yeah, people can’t windfly. You must be some kind of DEMON! Greg: No seriously, why am I not in a hospital or something? Tren Krom: TREN KROM ATE ALL OF THE FOOD IN THE CAFETERIA, SO HE DESCENDED OUTSIDE MENACINGLY TO CONSUME PARKED VEHICLES. GREG BOUNCED GENTLY OFF OF TREN KROM’S TENTACLES. Greg: Alright, fair enough. What about Icarax? Ron: Well mate I’m assuming he simply flew off. Tren Krom: RON IF YOU INSIST ON INTERUPTING TREN KROM WITH YOUR INSOLENT PRATTLE TREN KROM’S FIST SHALL SIMPLY FLY OFF INTO YOUR FACE. Ron: I’m a pacifist! Tren Krom: THEN TREN KROM’S SHALL PASS HIS FIST THROUGH YOUR INSOLENT FACE. Greg: Settle down Tren, no need to get so mad at Ron for a simple assumption. What we need to do is get mad at Icarax for a mess that we could easily clean up. Takanuva: What part of that made any sense to you? Greg: All of it, except the part where you randomly showed up in the cafeteria. Takanuva: In case you forgot Tren Krom threw your SUV into Binkmeister’s office. I was unconscious and woke up hungry. Tren Krom: STORY OF TREN KROM’S LIFE. Greg: Does no one else agree with me on this? We can’t have Icarax keep wrecking my office. This has to be stopped. Takanuva: I really cannot care less. Tren Krom: THERE’S GOT TO BE MORE FOOD FOR TREN KROM SOMEWHERE. Hewkii: Yeah! Greg: Really Hewkii? Hewkii shook his head “no”. Greg: Figures. Looks like it’s all up to me. --- Teridax woke up quick at about noon and thought that he had to be at Bara Magna soon. He put on his armor and got dressed before the day began, before Mata Nui started complaining about his friends. Then Greg kicked in the door. Teridax: What are you doing?! Greg: Tell me where Icarax is! Teridax: No, no, no. We need to have a talk about this. You just kicked in my door. You don’t have any moral issues with that? I could have been asleep and you could have violated my privacy. Greg: Well I never thought about it like that… Teridax: What if I was sitting in here playing Jenga with my Rahkshi sons? They’re still scarred from our last home invasion. -Mask of Light- Takanuva kicked in the door. Teridax: We have a doorbell! Takanuva: It’s just been revolt! Ussanui: Dad! Help! I’m a motorcycle! Teridax: No! Drivers never respect cyclists! My insurance will go through the roof! --- Teridax: So you know what? I don’t know or care where Icarax is. You need to go home and take a long look in the mirror after what you’ve done! Greg: I don’t have a mirror! Icarax broke it! If you have such an issue with me doing this, then show me the door! Teridax: I don’t have a door! You broke it! Why don’t you just make like a tree and uproot yourself on out of here? Greg: Trees don’t uproot on their ow- Teridax used his gravity power to throw Greg out the door. Teridax: Alright, he’s gone. You can come out now. Icarax climbed out from under the sofa. Icarax: Thanks bro. I owe you one. Teridax: Yeah, you owe me my mask back too. Icarax: I thought you were a planet-sized robot with no need for masks. Teridax: I thought I didn’t just rip it off your face and put it back on when you weren’t paying attention. Icarax: Wait, you didn’t – The Mask of Shadows was back on Teridax’s face. Icarax: Well played. --- Greg frowned as he contemplated additional plans. Maybe he was overreacting, but a normal reaction just isn’t good comedy. Greg scooped some of the gefilte fish out of his desk and began trying to spread out a piece of planning paper. Tren Krom: GREG HELP. Tren Krom’s neck was trapped in one of the 6 pack rings. He was turning pink. Greg: Tren! Hold still. Greg took out his pen and cut through the ring of plastic. Tren Krom relaxed. Tren Krom: TREN KROM WAS IN NO MORTAL DANGER. HE IS ALWAYS PINK. Greg: Well good for you. I really don’t know what to do here. Should I keep going off on pursuit of this ridiculous revenge mission, or should I just move along? Icarax knocked at the door. Greg: Come in – IT’S YOU! Icarax: Greg I know you want to kill me but let’s face it: I’m made of metal, I can fly, and I control essentially every conceivable elemental power. Again, not really thinking it through. Greg: That’s a valid point actually. Icarax: But I wanted to apologize. You see, what happened was I was fishing and I found several fish caught in plastic six pack rings. I tried to save them but couldn’t. I brought them to your office and used Tren Krom’s kitchen – Greg: Wait, he has a kitchen? Tren Krom: THERE ARE MANY, MANY THINGS IN TREN KROM’S CLOSET. INCLUDING SKELETONS. Icarax: Anyway, I used Tren’s kitchen to make gefilte fish. I invited Miserix in here to eat it but he got angry and chopped your desk in half. We got in a fight which resulted in the comic getting melted. We settled down and had a nice cup of tea like brothers should. Greg: Wait, what’s the green stuff on the window then? Icarax: Oh, that’s Miserix. Miserix: ‘sup. Greg: That’s disgusting. Icarax: So I’m hoping you can forgive me. I got you a new coffee pot. Greg accepted the coffee pot. Greg: Thank you! Icarax: No problem. I’m glad we settled this like mature adults. Greg: Oh, by the way, don’t go in your office. Icarax walked into his office and saw a scene of unspeakable horrors. Icarax: Nooooooo! Ending guy: Did Greg get his revenge? What happened in Icarax’s office? On a scale of 1 to Gaddafi, how dead could Tren Krom have been from choking on plastic rings? Find out in Chapter 3!

I really like this. The torso design seems familiar to me but I haven't seen a MoC for years so I truthfully have no idea if I've seen it elsewhere before. The wrists are cool too. Do they hold up okay? I'd think it could have the potential to be pretty loose and floppy. Maybe that was just my ball joints. The legs aren't really a game changer but they hold the MoC up and go with the color scheme so I don't see any issue. I've never been a fan of number ratings so I'll mix it up and rate it pretty awesome/10. Keep up the good work! Have you thought of other Toa remakes? EDIT: Oh my bad, Kopaka and Tahu were mentioned. Are you going to post them? Which version will they be?

Me. Its a good show. Interesting.... But... Seriously? IN-JUSTICE LEAGUE? That is one of the worst names ever... XD ~PowerMiner~

"I didn't get any bacon on this baconator? This is injustice!" "No...it was the IN-JUSTICE LEAGUE! MUAHAHAHA!" I haven't seen the series but I'm aware of it. Is it anything like Teen Titans or are there actual DC characters besides Robin this time around?

XD I miss that rap fad.

90% of BZPower members miss the 90% of BZPower members signature fad. If you're part of the 10% that doesn't miss that fad, put this in your sig. (Inception horn plays)

Iron Man is a Marvel character, therefore I like Marvel better. Batman's tied with Iron Man in my book, but my runner-up for Marvel is Captain America and I don't see an answer to that from DC.

My freshman year of college I joined a Parkour group but I realized I was horribly out of shape for it and I didn't have time with classes and everything. I'd like to get involved with it again when I get a chance though.

1. Have you changed since BZP came back?Yeah, no doubt.2. How have you changed?I'm a lot more capable of handling criticism and I've become a much, much better writer. I was already on kind of a haitus before hand so not all of these are strictly recent developments. 3. Have you noticed anyone else change?Massive, massive brony presence. I'm seeing fewer and fewer familiar faces around here but that's what a year or two of inactivity does for you. 4. No Patrick, horseradish is not an instrument either.

Ha, I remember reading some of this comedy back on the old forums. I liked the references to writers running on coffee, and the running gag about lime green pieces is so true. I chuckled while reading this, and that's my equivalent of someone else laughing aloud.

Glad you liked it.I'm the same way with the chuckling and I'm planning to have a lot of the older jokes make a good return.

AWESOME! I used to read all of these back on the old BZP, and it's still as good as ever! Keep it up

Thanks! I plan to. I'm happy you saw the others; hopefully I can make the new ones even better.

This is a very funny comedy and I hope you keep up the good work. My favourite bit of this chapter was this:

Badgers scene

-Heat

Yeah, I started off with trying to think of how to describe Greg's usual experience on BZPower and then it turned into "well may as well have actual badgers". I'm glad you enjoyed it.

I'd quote stuff, but I've heard quoting an entire chapter isn't allowed.Soooo happy to see this! =D It was pretty funny, too. Can't wait to see more. -ibrow

Thanks! What I did was I sat down Monday night and wrote down 25 chapter titles and a tagline to go with each one. It's a really quick writing process once I know what I want to write about. I plan on having Chapter 2 up on Thursday and then keep going on a Tuesday/Thursday basis.

*Sees ADITLOGF is being made a sequel *Head Explodes The only current advice I have is that you should probably find a way to mention the excessive amounts of MLP fans in some way, especially since it's already the biggest topic in BZP. That is all. Oh and it would also be awesome if you ever were able to include Hapori Tohu and Dume in some way.

I was actually thinking of a way to incorporate the whole Brony debate into one of the chapters I had planned out. It'll probably be way, way down the line though. With the current update schedule I'd project it for around December barring major setbacks. I don't plan on basing the chapter around it but I will reference it in an objective way that I think everyone can enjoy.

My dreams have been realized... Well, one of them anyways. I still have the mansion and the golden pool on my list. But... YOU'RE BACK!! GREG RETURNS!! What are we goin' on now... Three Years in the Life of GregF? This guy has one strange life, that's for sure. Can't wait for me! P.S. TO THE NUIMOBILE!!

He really does have all sorts of adventures, doesn't he? I have a feeling you'll love Chapter 2 then.

Hey guys, I'm back with another one. Here we go again! Chapter 1: Greg Returns Greg woke up, rolled out of bed, and went downstairs to the dusty remains of his kitchen from the last comedy. There was no coffee. Greg: No! I’m a writer; what else will I run on?! This was a predicament. Ever since BZPower went down, things had been tough on the residents of the comedy. Carapar had come back to life. Tren Krom was so hungry he could only say things in bold text rather than in all capitals. The Escalade was out of gas. Matoro danced until he couldn’t dance anymore. Greg: Tren! We had a whole tin of coffee in here earlier, what hap- Tren Krom: Tren Krom didn’t eat it, that’s definitely not what happened. Because that would be wrong. Greg: You ate it! Tren Krom: No. Tren Krom eating something inedible would be completely out of character and unexpected. It would be like you fighting Tren Krom right n- Greg punched Tren Krom in the face. Tren Krom: Ow. Greg: Really? Tren Krom: No, to tell the truth Tren Krom said that for your benefit. Tren Krom ran a universe once. Your punch didn’t hurt. Like at all. Matau: Jimmy Carter ran a country once but he seemed pretty upset when I punched him. Greg: Matau, why? Why Jimmy Carter? He’s such a nice man too. Matau: I had a bad encounter with Freddy Krueger and now I’m afraid of everything with a sweater. Remember Mr. Rogers? Greg: Of course. Who could forget him? He was like a neighbor to me. Tren Krom: He was our neighbor. He said hello to Tren Krom every time he went out to eat…err, get the paper. Matau: Yeah. Not our neighbor anymore. Greg: That’s pretty twisted actually. Tren Krom: Tren Krom thought you were cool. There was an obnoxiously loud knock at the door followed by an obnoxiously loud kick through the door. Matau: No Freddy! You aren’t going to get me this time! Binkmeister: Relax guys. It’s me, Binky! Greg: Binky? How are you? Still getting messages from Black Six saying “Binky is stinky, neener neener”? Binkmeister: No, that was the last comedy and I’d appreciate it if you’d stop referencing it. I take pride in my personal hygiene and Six is aware of that. Greg: Alright, that’s cool I guess. Did you bring coffee? Binkmeister: Why would I bring coffee? Tren Krom: If you lack coffee for this residence then you serve no purpose in Tren Krom’s mortal world. Binkmeister kicked Tren Krom in the tooth. Tren Krom: Nope, still didn’t hurt. Binkmeister: No, no coffee. I came to tell you guys the forums are back up! There was a sonic boom and a crash as Takanuva reentered the atmosphere with Hahli Mahri. Takanuva: The forums are back up? Awesome! Hahli: No! My lime green pieces! Not again! Greg: Nice entry. You truly are a master of subtlety. Takanuva: My bad, I’ll just have to try and reenter the atmosphere a little more quietly next time. Hahli: Is anyone going to help me? I need medical attention! Binkmeister: So Greg, I was wondering if you’d like to return to your old post. Greg: You mean “guy who gets badgered to death by the S&T forum and writes comics”? Binkmeister: Don’t worry, we’ve confiscated all of the badgers from the S&T forum and released them into the wild. Tren Krom: Tren Krom believes that would ruin the ecosystem. Binkmeister: Nonsense. Hahli Mahri was then carried away by a platoon of badgers. Hahli: Help! Help me! Tren Krom: Help is for horses! Takanuva: I’m pretty sure that’s not the expression. Tren Krom: I’m pretty sure Tren Krom is unconcerned. Binkmeister: Now let’s all get in the Escalade and go back to Lego HQ. They all got in the Escalade when Greg realized it was out of gas. Greg: Well darn. This complicates things. Binkmeister: Yeah, I know. I just walked here. Greg: Isn’t that a long walk? Binkmeister: Darn right, took ten whole minutes. Takanuva: Actually that’s not that far… http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/sarcastic.gif Greg: What are you, stupid and dumb? We have a car therefore we have to drive it. Binkmeister: Such a shame too. So much coffee and food – Tren Krom: TREN KROM DEMANDS A FEAST. Tren Krom picked up the Escalade in his tentacles and slithered to Lego HQ as fast as he could. He chucked the SUV through the window of Binkmeister’s office and climbed in through the resulting crater. Binkmeister: We’re here! Tren Krom: WHERE IS THIS FEAST THAT TREN KROM HAS DEMANDED. Takanuva: Well that sign on the wall says “Cafeteria” and points to the ri – Tren Krom: MAKE WAY PEASANTS, TREN KROM MUST GORGE ON PROCESSED MEAT. Carapar: …and that’s how I got brought back to life! Matau: By the DEVIL!? Matau tried to stab Carapar with a wooden stake. but was discouraged by his powerful protective shell. Carapar: Nope. And because most of my story roles start off this way, you’ll never know the first part of that story. Ignika: Matau: But you’re a devil creature! I see the eeeeeevil in your eyes! Carapar: Whatever man, I’m going to the gym. - The Lego Cafeteria - Lego Ron Weasley: Care for a fish filet, sir? Tren Krom: TREN KROM WILL FILET YOU IF YOU DO NOT PUT THAT FISH ON HIS PLATE. Ron: Sure thing mate, no need to get upset about it. Tren Krom: FORGET IT. BRING TREN KROM YOUR ENTIRE FISH HATCHERY. Ron sighed and returned to the kitchen with the other minifigs to prepare Tren Krom’s feast. Meanwhile, Greg chugged an entire pot of coffee. Greg: LET’S…WRITE…SOME…SERIALS!!! Greg sprinted upstairs to his new office but found the way blocked by Icarax. Icarax: Don’t go in there. Greg: But it’s my office! I have enough caffeine from this coffee to write War and Peace in backwards Arabic. Icarax: Um…something happened in there. Greg: Like what? Icarax: Something bad. Negative vibes. You know. Greg: I don’t, get out of my way! Icarax: No! Leave it! Do not seek the treasure! Icarax ran away flailing his arms. Greg: What’s his deal? Ending guy: What is his deal? Won't you be Mr. Roger's neighbor? Does a ten pound bag of flour make a really big biscuit? Find out in Chapter 2! Reader: Will we ever actually get these questions answered? Ending guy: Hey, I ask the questions around here!

Good luck yourself Bioran . I hope you get in. Personal statement on second draft right now, but I'm on 4500 characters, and I still have more to go :S ~Argentum~

Just wondering but how many words? I misread that as "4500 words" and almost died inside a little. I remember my essays consistently having to be 500 words and sometimes up to 1000-1500.

I thought that fight that the Detroit Coach had with the San Fransisco coach after the game was pretty funny. Though I don't blame Detroit's coach for how he reacted.

I still don't get what the fight came from - I didn't see anything worth fighting over. Huge Ravens fan, loving being at the top of the AFC North.

Apparently the Detroit coach thought that the SF coach shook his hand too hard and swore at him, then he chased after him later on. I'm a Baltimore fan too and I'm loving where we stand right now but I'm a little scared with the Bengals and Pittsburgh are both at 4-2. Most of their schedule has been pretty soft though. Pittsburgh barely scraping by against Indy (without Peyton) and the Jags (without any QB) gives me a little hope.

Yeah I have a feeling the steelers are losing again to you guys!!

I really hope so. Their offensive line is pretty depleted and most of their players are getting older and slower while Baltimore's getting younger and faster. It should be another win but it's in Pittsburgh so there's that to consider.

Tenacious Takua and the Mask of Light? Starring Dave Grohl as Makuta, of course.

Granted, it eats you. I wish for a fish.