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Anyone know of any good short story fiction contests there are to enter? Not just on BZP, anywhere. Danke. -SZ-
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Yay for the most superfantabulous-awesomest holiday of all time!! -SZ-
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Here's hopin' for a Northern Iowa-Butler-Cornell-Saint Mary's Final Four. *finger crossed* ^Why isn't there an emoticon for that?^ -SZ-
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I can see tears filling your eyes And I know where they're coming from They're coming from a heart that's broken in two By what you don't see The person in the mirror Doesn't look like the magazine Oh, but when I look at you it's clear to me that... I can see the fingerprints of God When I look at you I can see the fingerprints of God And I know it's true You're a masterpiece That all creation quietly applauds And you're covered with the fingerprints of God Never has there been and never again Will there be another you Fashioned by God's hand And perfectly planned To be just who you are And what He's been creating Since the first beat of your heart Is a living breathing priceless work of art... I can see the fingerprints of God When I look at you I can see the fingerprints of God And I know it's true You're a masterpiece That all creation quietly applauds And you're covered with the fingerprints of God Just look at you You're a wonder in the making Oh, and God's not through, no In fact, He's just getting started... And I can see the fingerprints of God When I look at you I can see the fingerprints of God And I know it's true You're a masterpiece That all creation quietly applauds And you're covered with the fingerprints of God Fingerprints Of God - Steven Curtis Chapman -SZ-
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I owned the SAT. I wiped the floor with it. It felt rad, man. -SZ-
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When Arkansas-Pine Bluff represents the state of Arkansas in the NCAA Tournament. Honestly, I'm from Arkansas and I don't even know where Pine Bluff is! At least they have a chance to win a game... and then get smoked by Duke. -SZ-
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Oh, I'm so excited. -SZ-
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The penguins were at war! It was all over the news. Long had they been oppressed on every side. Their women and child taken away. Their fishsticks eaten. They were made slaves, and forced to bellydance! The penguins had been growing their numbers for years. It was their time to take back their ice, to fight their oppressors. And who were these gaudy opponents who dared to suppress them? The muffins. Blueberry. *** On one cold evening in the Attic (not Arctic, this is a common misconception) the penguins and muffins met in battle. Their lines stood on two 2x4 boards with a valley of bright pink insulation between them. They were either in a large attic or they were small penguins and muffins. The two lines roared at each other for a good two hours (this was standard) before the captains of each army went out to meet each other. "Alright," said the penguin captain, "I want no funny business. I want a good, clean fight? You understand?" But the muffin captain didn't reply. This was, of course, because muffins can't speak, only roar, and roaring at a time like this seemed a tad inappropriate. The penguin captain left, a little confused, and went back to his army. "Look men," he started, "We all know why we're here. That is the enemy. And what're we hungry for?" "Fishsticks!!" shouted the army back. "No, muffins!" "Oh." There was an awkward pause. "Muffins. Yay." They cried out feebly. The penguins began their charge in the pink insulation. But the muffins remained motionless. Then suddenly, as the penguins were about to trample of the motionless muffins something strange happened. The muffins didn't looks like muffins anymore. They had legs. And teeth! Not really any arms though. Oh no! They were Tyrannosaurus Rex's! In the blink of an eye they had turned into prehistoric killing machines (or maybe scavengers, no one really knows.) What were the penguins to do? They were helpless. Well, I'll tell you. They were eaten. End of story. *** But this is not the end. For as they were eaten they too changed. And can you guess who they changed into? No, of course you can't, I'm telling the story! Collectively, the penguins, as they were being eaten alive by the new muffins-to-T-Rex's, turned into one whole Darth Vader. It was weird. Darth Vader just stood there, somehow towering above all the T-Rex's, and laughed. "MWAHAHAHA!!!" said he. He then pushed a button on his chest and all the T-Rex's disappeared. *** On a long, distant planet, the T-Rex's awoke. They were muffins again. They all sighed. "It was fun while it lasted," said one. (So they could speak after all!! ) A large, vertical object walked up to them. Shrieks an shrills came from the muffins, and they cowered before it. It was a fishstick with angry eyebrows! The fishstick had a plate in his hand. He dropped it before the muffins. The muffins gasped, horrified. Some even puked. But by the look of the angry eyebrows of the fishstick, they had to eat what was on the plate, no matter what. Slowly the muffins took up their forks and knives and began eating their most loathsome food: Penguins. The End (ta-da!)
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But I lourves lonelygirl15 even though she's fake. ... Who's your crush(es)? -SZ-
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I'm so confused. If the earth is getting sooooooo hawt... why does it keep snowing in the South? -SZ-
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Just when we thought the series couldn't get any worse. -SZ-
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So everyone's freaking out that we might get one-to-two inches of snow today. D'oh! >< -SZ-
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O_O; -SZ-
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PS3 has far superior hardware, but the XBOX 360 has better games. Hmm. A little help here? Fanboys/girls are welcome. -SZ-
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Nikira! and me -SZ-
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SLOOOOOWWWW DOOOOOWWWWWNNNN -SZ-
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My new favorite song. -SZ-
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Sometimes I'm glad that my mind isn't as random as a teenage girl's. Okay, most times. -SZ-
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I got a rock and roll band I got a rock and roll life I got a rock and roll girlfriend And another ex-wife I got a rock and roll house I got a rock and roll car I play the [snot] out the drums And I can play the guitar I got a kid in New York I got a kid in the bay I haven't drank or smoked nothin' In over 22 days So get off of my case Off of my case OFF OF MY CASE!! -SZ-
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We Will Rule Over All This Land, And We Will Call It... "this Land"
-SZ- posted a blog entry in blogs_blog_192
So yeah, I'm back for some bizarre reason. I'm gonna be playing around with my content blocks, but we got this new 1600x900 screen...so I may make all you skinny-screeners mad when I put them on both sides. ... Also, someone has to get me caught up in BZPness. I'm so out of it. and i'm orange lol wut -SZ- -
Slender. Say it, it's loads of fun.
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As if I wasn't already not here... ...I'll be leavin' here anyways. Don't much care for the site. Don't much care for Bionicle. I'm really gettin' too old for it. But maybe one of these days I'll break out the sets again and start MOCing. Such fun. Anyways. See ya 'round. -River Tam
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Just for future reference... I WANNA PLAY MY PORTAL GRAH!1 -River Tam
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The Beatles' "She Loves You." In German. Weird experience #1092. [SZ]