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Hey guys, I'm back with another one. Here we go again! Chapter 1: Greg Returns Greg woke up, rolled out of bed, and went downstairs to the dusty remains of his kitchen from the last comedy. There was no coffee. Greg: No! I’m a writer; what else will I run on?! This was a predicament. Ever since BZPower went down, things had been tough on the residents of the comedy. Carapar had come back to life. Tren Krom was so hungry he could only say things in bold text rather than in all capitals. The Escalade was out of gas. Matoro danced until he couldn’t dance anymore. Greg: Tren! We had a whole tin of coffee in here earlier, what hap- Tren Krom: Tren Krom didn’t eat it, that’s definitely not what happened. Because that would be wrong. Greg: You ate it! Tren Krom: No. Tren Krom eating something inedible would be completely out of character and unexpected. It would be like you fighting Tren Krom right n- Greg punched Tren Krom in the face. Tren Krom: Ow. Greg: Really? Tren Krom: No, to tell the truth Tren Krom said that for your benefit. Tren Krom ran a universe once. Your punch didn’t hurt. Like at all. Matau: Jimmy Carter ran a country once but he seemed pretty upset when I punched him. Greg: Matau, why? Why Jimmy Carter? He’s such a nice man too. Matau: I had a bad encounter with Freddy Krueger and now I’m afraid of everything with a sweater. Remember Mr. Rogers? Greg: Of course. Who could forget him? He was like a neighbor to me. Tren Krom: He was our neighbor. He said hello to Tren Krom every time he went out to eat…err, get the paper. Matau: Yeah. Not our neighbor anymore. Greg: That’s pretty twisted actually. Tren Krom: Tren Krom thought you were cool. There was an obnoxiously loud knock at the door followed by an obnoxiously loud kick through the door. Matau: No Freddy! You aren’t going to get me this time! Binkmeister: Relax guys. It’s me, Binky! Greg: Binky? How are you? Still getting messages from Black Six saying “Binky is stinky, neener neener”? Binkmeister: No, that was the last comedy and I’d appreciate it if you’d stop referencing it. I take pride in my personal hygiene and Six is aware of that. Greg: Alright, that’s cool I guess. Did you bring coffee? Binkmeister: Why would I bring coffee? Tren Krom: If you lack coffee for this residence then you serve no purpose in Tren Krom’s mortal world. Binkmeister kicked Tren Krom in the tooth. Tren Krom: Nope, still didn’t hurt. Binkmeister: No, no coffee. I came to tell you guys the forums are back up! There was a sonic boom and a crash as Takanuva reentered the atmosphere with Hahli Mahri. Takanuva: The forums are back up? Awesome! Hahli: No! My lime green pieces! Not again! Greg: Nice entry. You truly are a master of subtlety. Takanuva: My bad, I’ll just have to try and reenter the atmosphere a little more quietly next time. Hahli: Is anyone going to help me? I need medical attention! Binkmeister: So Greg, I was wondering if you’d like to return to your old post. Greg: You mean “guy who gets badgered to death by the S&T forum and writes comics”? Binkmeister: Don’t worry, we’ve confiscated all of the badgers from the S&T forum and released them into the wild. Tren Krom: Tren Krom believes that would ruin the ecosystem. Binkmeister: Nonsense. Hahli Mahri was then carried away by a platoon of badgers. Hahli: Help! Help me! Tren Krom: Help is for horses! Takanuva: I’m pretty sure that’s not the expression. Tren Krom: I’m pretty sure Tren Krom is unconcerned. Binkmeister: Now let’s all get in the Escalade and go back to Lego HQ. They all got in the Escalade when Greg realized it was out of gas. Greg: Well darn. This complicates things. Binkmeister: Yeah, I know. I just walked here. Greg: Isn’t that a long walk? Binkmeister: Darn right, took ten whole minutes. Takanuva: Actually that’s not that far… http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/sarcastic.gif Greg: What are you, stupid and dumb? We have a car therefore we have to drive it. Binkmeister: Such a shame too. So much coffee and food – Tren Krom: TREN KROM DEMANDS A FEAST. Tren Krom picked up the Escalade in his tentacles and slithered to Lego HQ as fast as he could. He chucked the SUV through the window of Binkmeister’s office and climbed in through the resulting crater. Binkmeister: We’re here! Tren Krom: WHERE IS THIS FEAST THAT TREN KROM HAS DEMANDED. Takanuva: Well that sign on the wall says “Cafeteria” and points to the ri – Tren Krom: MAKE WAY PEASANTS, TREN KROM MUST GORGE ON PROCESSED MEAT. Carapar: …and that’s how I got brought back to life! Matau: By the DEVIL!? Matau tried to stab Carapar with a wooden stake. but was discouraged by his powerful protective shell. Carapar: Nope. And because most of my story roles start off this way, you’ll never know the first part of that story. Ignika: Matau: But you’re a devil creature! I see the eeeeeevil in your eyes! Carapar: Whatever man, I’m going to the gym. - The Lego Cafeteria - Lego Ron Weasley: Care for a fish filet, sir? Tren Krom: TREN KROM WILL FILET YOU IF YOU DO NOT PUT THAT FISH ON HIS PLATE. Ron: Sure thing mate, no need to get upset about it. Tren Krom: FORGET IT. BRING TREN KROM YOUR ENTIRE FISH HATCHERY. Ron sighed and returned to the kitchen with the other minifigs to prepare Tren Krom’s feast. Meanwhile, Greg chugged an entire pot of coffee. Greg: LET’S…WRITE…SOME…SERIALS!!! Greg sprinted upstairs to his new office but found the way blocked by Icarax. Icarax: Don’t go in there. Greg: But it’s my office! I have enough caffeine from this coffee to write War and Peace in backwards Arabic. Icarax: Um…something happened in there. Greg: Like what? Icarax: Something bad. Negative vibes. You know. Greg: I don’t, get out of my way! Icarax: No! Leave it! Do not seek the treasure! Icarax ran away flailing his arms. Greg: What’s his deal? Ending guy: What is his deal? Won't you be Mr. Roger's neighbor? Does a ten pound bag of flour make a really big biscuit? Find out in Chapter 2! Reader: Will we ever actually get these questions answered? Ending guy: Hey, I ask the questions around here!
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A Day in the Life is back and better than ever. I didn't get any feedback whatsoever on my blog post, so go post it in the thread instead! Remember, you're the boss*. Don't forget to check out Nuparu's Greed too. Links to both are in my signature. *you're not actually the boss.
