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Erm, hai. I'm Turahk. I'm the Rahkshi of fear. And I got jealous of those Bohrok having their own comedy so I spoke to Phovos and she said I could have my own comedy. Yay! Waaaait a second, Turahk! You're forgetting about the rest of us! Oh. yeah... Sorry... I forgot about my brothers. There's six of us. But Gurahk doesn't count because he never speaks. ... We have darker colours in this comedy because we're more evil... Right? Erm... I dunno, Lerahk. I thought we were just using the colours we used in our appearances in The Bohrok-Kal's Ramblings? Can you explain who is who already please? Oh... Sure... I speak in this dark red, Vorahk speaks in grey, Kurahk speaks in pale blue, Lerahk speaks in green, Panrahk speaks in gold-brown and Gurahk, if he ever says something, will speak in this navy blue. What about guest stars? What colours will they have? I dunno yet. I think we'll see and maybe pick colours when that actually happens... Okie then. So, brothers of evil, what's the first thing on our agenda? We need a house. We don't fit. Turahk's house is small. Yeah... Turahk, why is your house full of pillows and nothing else? They make me not feel lonely. Especially that one there. That one still smells of Tahnok. You really haven't let go of that Bohrok yet, have you? No. And I will get him back. I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next! Oooh, dark. Heh. GURAHK SPOKE. ... Darn. What about father? Teridax? Isn't he dead? Probably not. Aw. Anyway, what are we going to do about accommodation? Well... I recently saved up all my pocket money, we could buy a house! How much pocket money do you have? About ten widgets... That's not quite enough for a house... I have a better idea. Really? Yeah. It's really simple too. Tell us? Well, what we do is this. We all go to the estate agent together. And then we get Turahk to scare the person in there so much that they give us a free house. Or we could live in my cave. YOU SPOKE AGAIN! ... Why do you do that? Because. Wasn't asking you. You have a cave, Gurahk? Yes. Can we live with you please? ... Yes... Do we need to do anything first? Well, now that you mention it, there are some things you could do before we move in... Like what? There are a few... Chores that need doing... Like? Firstly, the cave needs to be cleaned. Visorak live inside it. We need to scare them out. This is like, the most Gurahk has ever said. I only speak if it is important. Boring. Yeah... Anyway. Secondly, we need to get some shopping. We don't eat though. That does not mean that I can't have my weekly supply of jaffa cakes. Good point. You can never have too many jaffa cakes. Unless you're a human. Thirdly, we need a door. And furnishings. The cave is currently completely open. We will need to buy a door, beds, appliances, other such things. I have loads of stuff in the back room we could use. Me and Tahnok went shopping to buy a load of stuff when things were serious between us and when he left, I just left it all sitting in there. Good. Cool. Let's get started!
