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Time for a controversial one-shot Oh I almost forgot... DISCLAIMER: I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings in this comedy, but too bad if I did. There we go! PURPLEBOUNCY'S ONE SHOTSTHE TRANSITION--- "You're good, you're good!" the worker called, not really paying attention as he instructed the driver of the truck on backin up. CRUNCH! "WHAT WAS THAT?" the driver shouted. "Oh...just an ordinary member, nothing to worry about." "Okay, that's fine." The driver hopped out of the truck and called to somewhere sitting on a pile of boxes about fifty feet away. "Where do you want these?" Three people walked up and began unloading boxes. "Oh, just take 'em to the Comedies building" the sitting man said. "Sounds good, Black." Black Six just nodded and went to back to sitting nonchalantly. The guy who'd been instructing the driver on backing up left, taking one more unnecessary and unnamed character out. Just to add to that impression, someone promptly ran over him. And to add some dark humour, they were driving an ambulance. Heh. One of the guys unloading, a mover, asked his friend something. "What do you have there?" "Let's see..." his friend replied. He checked the names written on the boxes he held. "Aftermath...Tahu vs. Tahu...and Vultraz's Diner. What about you?" "I got...The Sniper of BZPower, The Toa Mizore, and, uh...some stupid thing called 'It's A Mad House!' And the cool dude who wrote it forgot not to capitalize the 'A'-twice!" The other mover unloaded some stuff by BIONICLE Hero, more by Kpik, and The Legend Reloaded. The three began carrying them to the Comedies building. "Man...these are heavy" the mover with Sniper, Mizore, and Mad House complained. "Yeah, try Aftermath! It's got three hundred something screwed chapters! This is worse than after the dataclysm!" "I'm dropping this dumb 'ol one." The last mover tossed another box, a minibox labeled "It's a Mad House: Uprising"."No one'll miss it, and it's not even aired yet!" The box hit the driver on the head. The driver then got back in his truck, but thanks to brain damage, accidentally drove it into the Epics forum, taking out Glitch in the System. "Whatever THAT is..." the driver said with a chuckle. --- The Comedies building was large, with the front containing shiny new comedies and the back holding dusty old ones. The movers were instructed to store the boxes in a special room in the back for now, until they were either continued, pickd up by owners, or formally canceled. As they walked back there, they noticed a rat scamper over a dusty old box labeled "My Life With the Bionicles". A small Nuhvok-Va set poked its head out, gasping for sugar, but a nearby moderator pulled out a nightstick and beat it down and back in. The movers reached the back and tossed the boxes in. The Legend Reloaded crushed Mad House, and Iruini yelled from within. One of the movers tossed a cigarrete down and stamped it out... --- BLACK! That was all to be seen as characters rushed out of the building. But no chance. Everything, comedy crates, boxes, BURNED. Just as they had planned. Somewhere, six bullets were in Black Six's chest. How dare he refuse to go along with the plan. Same with Hahli Husky. Only the OTS productions had survived...
