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I WANT YOU TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING: You read the big text above, right? I want you to answer the following if not. You come home. You own one of those swivelly-chairs that would be terrifying if it gained sentience and the ability to move on its own. When you approach your chair, it swivels around to reveal a Bone-Head of Voodoo Island, fully sentient and able to move on its own. Its eyes are piercing into your soul and it begins addressing you in a dark and unfamiliar language, so dark and unfamiliar it feels like the Bone-Head could destroy the world if you did not do what it told you. What do you do? You accidentally destroy the world. How do you remedy this? You exit your home to find a large crowd of televisions. They are all facing towards you. On their screens are images of the television(s) in your house, breaking free from wherever it is and gaining sentience. The televisions facing you are now accusing you of holding a television hostage using audio clips from various television shows. You try to wake up because this is too absurd, but no, it's real. What do you do to escape the wrath of televisions? Years in the future, generation two has ended, as have generations three and four. Of BIONICLE, that is. Knowledge of Generation One has long been lost to history, since it is now 3015. You are now leading expedition to attempt to find relics of BIONICLE history, because we got bored with our own human history. You discover a huge amount of evidence for BIONICLE G1's existence. What do you do? You wake up and everyone is suddenly speaking French. You don't live in a french-speaking nation or area. You live in a place where french is not the native language and you don't know it. When you do attempt to try and converse in French, you speak Welsh instead because a curse a red dragon placed upon you. What do you do? You are tasked with literally relocating an island from Earth to the newly-settled Mars. The island can be anything that can be considered an island. How do you transport it from Earth to Mars? You hear that music that signifies something shocking, or music that signifies something very bad is about to jump out of the dark and frighten you to death. How do you prepare for the frightening revelations? Tahu is better than Kopaka. Kopaka is better than Tahu. These two statements start a flame war and a cold war. They are both 10)% true. How do you stop the wars? Pohatu decides to somehow enter a image editing program and invert himself. He becomes the state of Utah, which is now OP. Who do you hire as the new MASTER OF STONE? You have elemental powers of [__________]? Your mask is the Kanohi [______________], Mask of [______________]? Your weapons are [_______________]? You decide that it's now time to save the world from whatever you deem evil. Unfortunately, you are extremely corrupt and might destroy the world. Unfortunately, you accidentally remedied your destroying of the world earlier. How do you prevent your past self from saving the world? You have a telephone. Your television wants to destroy your telephone. How do you deal with the animosity they have for each other? Finally? Good. This is very cringe-worthy, I must say.
