I edited the first stanza to Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" Here it goes:
Once upon a server busy, whild I surfed, weak and weary
Over many a quaint and curious volume of Bionicle Lore--
While it loaded, nearly lacking, suddenly there came that lacking
As if something gently hacking, hacking for this server bore
"Tis many visitors," I muttered, "tapping on the BZ Door
Server Busy and nothing more"
Go read that poem,
And if you want a smaller "Raven" quote:
Quoteth the Raven, "server busy, back up nevermore."
I also have a good Star Wars one:
"Luke, I am your server."
now, does anyone actually take suggestions?