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My Greatest Weapon


Nuju Metru

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*hijacks truck full of Coke*

 

*steals 1000 lbs Mentos*

 

*builds huge Coke-Mentos-mixer which keeps ingredients separate until a switch is thrown, an which has a small escape nozzle for the products at one end*

 

*pours in all Coke in one side*

 

*puts in all Mentos in the other*

 

*points nozzle towards target*

 

*throws switch*

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*device explodes due to faulty engineering*

 

~B~

 

That's what I said. =P

 

[this is originally from a PM between him and I]

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*device explodes due to faulty engineering*

 

~B~

 

That's what I said. =P

 

[this is originally from a PM between him and I]

I can read minds, fear me!

 

. . .

 

No, not that much.

 

~B~

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Cuz, well, I'm optimistically pessimistic. And see, while the 'weapon' would indeed be quite awesome to look at, that's where it would end. It would serve no practical use in war because for a cannon of it's size, it would be completely inneffective towards machinery or armoed vehicles, and any soldier who did not want to be blinded would simply have to duck, walk away, put goggles on, or get in a truck, all of which he could do easily because of the size of the vehicle would make it cumbersome, and the--

 

*sends PM*

 

OH, I'M SO SORRY. I HEART THIS MACHINE IT IS LOVE. IT COULD END ANY WAY JUST BY MAKING IT SEEN.

 

So when are ya gunna make it? =D

 

~EW~

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Cuz, well, I'm optimistically pessimistic. And see, while the 'weapon' would indeed be quite awesome to look at, that's where it would end. It would serve no practical use in war because for a cannon of it's size, it would be completely inneffective towards machinery or armoed vehicles, and any soldier who did not want to be blinded would simply have to duck, walk away, put goggles on, or get in a truck, all of which he could do easily because of the size of the vehicle would make it cumbersome, and the--

 

*sends PM*

 

OH, I'M SO SORRY. I HEART THIS MACHINE IT IS LOVE. IT COULD END ANY WAY JUST BY MAKING IT SEEN.

 

So when are ya gunna make it? =D

 

~EW~

 

I'll make it when I need to use it on some rabble-rousers... >:D

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