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Steamed Kau

Posted by SPIRIT , Sep 22 2018 · 241 views

Dume: Well, Vakama, I made it... despite your directions.

Vakama: Ah, Turaga Dume! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for some unforgettable Kanohi!

Dume: Yeah...

Vakama: Oh Great Beings, my masks are ruined! But what if... I were to purchase someone else's masks and disguise them as my own crafting? Oh ho ho ho ho... magnificently Makutaish, Vakama!

Dume: Vakama!

Vakama: Turaga, I was just, uh... just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

Dume: Why is there smoke coming out of your forge, Vakama?

Vakama: Uhh... no! That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed Hau I'm making! Mmm... steamed Hau!

Vakama: Turaga, I hope you're ready for mindblowing Kaukau!

Dume: I thought you were making steamed Hau.

Vakama: D'oh, no. I said steamed Kau! That's what I call Kaukau!

Dume: You call Kaukau "steamed Kau?"

Vakama: Yes. It's a regional dialect!

Dume: Uh-huh... uh, what region?

Vakama: Uhh... Metru Nui?

Dume: Really? Well, I'm from Ta-Metru, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed Kau."

Vakama: Oh, not in Ta-Metru, no. It's a Ga-Metru expression.

Dume: I see. You know, these Kaukau are quite similar to the ones they have at Nuhrii's forge.

Vakama: Oh ho ho ho... no, patented Vakama masks. Old crafting recipe.

Dume: For steamed Kau?

Vakama: Yes.

Dume: Yes, and you call them "steamed Kau" despite the fact they are obviously injection moulded.

Vakama: Ye- hey- you know, the- one thing I should- excuse me for one second.

Dume: Of course.

Vakama: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all, I'm pooped.

Dume: Yes, I should be- Great Spirit, what is happening in there!?

Vakama: The Red Star?

Dume: The Red Star!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the city, localized entirely within your forge!?

Vakama: Yes!

Dume: May I see it?

Vakama: No.

Brander: Vakama, the forge is on fire!

Vakama: No, Brander—it's just the Red Star!

Dume: Well, Vakama, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good Kau.

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I think in this scenario, Skinner is definitely Pohatu and Chalmers is definitely Kopaka.

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