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Sail Among the Stars


Halo: Reach

Posted by Voltex Oblige , in BZP Library, Video Games Jun 26 2012 · 82 views

It is the basis of my COT Library Summer Olympics entry. It's going very well.


Seriously People

Posted by Voltex Oblige , in BZP Library, BZPower Jun 24 2012 · 123 views

Alright, here's the deal: I'm going to give all of BZPower one last chance to respond to my challenge from this blog entry of mine (you better click the link or I'll smite you).

But, before I just repeat myself, you might be asking some questions like these:

"But iBrow, you posted that entry and then I went and entered!"
"But iBrow, you sent me a pm after that and then I actually entered!"
"But iBrow, I don't even know you! Why should I listen to you?"
"But iBrow, your entry title said that I suck! You suck too!"

Well folks, here are my answers to the four above questions:

"Well person, that's good. But stay anyway."
"Well person, I suppose that's mildly acceptable. Don't expect me to be pming you again to remind you to beat me in a contest. You stay, too."
"Well person, you should listen to me because I have your best interests at heart- namely, I am trying to get you to earn yourself some sort of cool prize."
"No person, you suck. Only you."

That said, I believe I've received some competition in the Comedies section of the Library Summer Olympics. But that is NOT ENOUGH, PEOPLE! So I am ordering you all to go out there, write a comedy, post it, enter it, and then give me LOTS OF COMPETITION so that I will beat all of you and brag about it lose!

But that's not all! I have recently been notified that there is only ONE ENTRY in the COT section of the Library Summer Olympics! This is unacceptable! Thus, I have taken it upon myself to enter, and because I want to WIN IT ALL LOSE TO ALL OF YOU, I'm then also ordering you to enter the COT section as well!


Well? What are you waiting for?! Go! Move! Get writing! Make us all laugh!

You scallywags.


You All Suck*

Posted by Voltex Oblige , in BZP Library Jun 20 2012 · 197 views

Hey, you naysayers in Short Stories, Comics, RPGs, Epics, COT, Blogs, and General Discussion- yeah, YOU, YOU SCALLYWAGS! Listen up! We need more entrants in the Library Summer Olympics 2012 Comedy section, else those currently entered will win automatically!

Are you just going to be lazy and let them win, continuing to write awful comedies that you love to hate and complain about?!*

THEN HERE IS YOUR CHANCE, MAGGOT, because I am daring you, yeah, you got THAT right, you to write a comedy and ENTER IT! Take that!

Nobody can take my dares, because you are AFRAID, MAGGOTS!*

That said, the six, I repeat six people I just pmed to enter, as well as the two, I repeat twopeople already entered don't have to even read this.

*I actually mean no offense here lulz


I Have A Riddle For You

Posted by Voltex Oblige , in BZP Library Jun 15 2012 · 116 views
Hi, there, who, are, you
It'll be finished in about three days, give or take.


Dying Forums

Posted by Voltex Oblige , in BZP Library Apr 11 2012 · 42 views

Dying, the comedies forum is. Sadface. :(


Experience It From The Beginning

Posted by Voltex Oblige , in BZP Library Feb 29 2012 · 36 views

Tahu vs. Tahu: Zero

Click the link above to read the re-mastered version of Tahu vs. Tahu; only the first chapter is up, but trust me, more will be there soon. :P

As for the odd title, there are a few reasons why I called it that:
  • No need for it to be confused with Transonicle Re-Masted Edition
  • I've wanted to call a Tahu vs. Tahu comedy this for a long time (since like last April so yeah)
  • Refers to how there will be very little new story told as much as there will be vastly improved story told.
However, there will be some differences; for those of you that may (or probably won't ever) read this and be reading it for the first time (and for the old readers who may or might not read it), the guest star sections will be replaced by new storylines. Aren't you lucky!

So that'll mean, between the two seasons being re-written, about six-seven brand new chapters. Woot.



Posted by Voltex Oblige , in BZP Library Feb 10 2012 · 34 views

I added some more to the block from Chapters 9 and 10. I also renamed the block, as it will now hold quotes from How to Be a Villain as well.


How To Be A Villain

Posted by Voltex Oblige , in BZP Library Feb 06 2012 · 35 views

Coming soon to a Comedies forum near you.

No, this is not a sequel to How to Be a Hero; How to Be a Hero will still run. This is a crossover spinoff comedy. Hilarity will ensue, trust me, and this time you won't get ONE awesome banner, but TWO awesome banners! Woot!

And they won't even be made by me! :D


So I Hear Coconuts Are Delicious

Posted by Voltex Oblige , in BZP Library Feb 03 2012 · 60 views

Are they?


So Many Quotes!

Posted by Voltex Oblige , in BZP Library Feb 02 2012 · 37 views



sorry about that. Lost my head for a second, but it's back now.


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We're not teaching university science classes here, we're playing a text based fighting game where the objective is to beat your opponents into oblivion.

Get back in your grave, you.

*Slaps with tombstone*

Also, what pay are you gonna get as iBrow's slave?

Chro suddenly developed arachnophobia.

explain it with a convoluted quadruple negative.

Although everyone should go sign up for that game now.
And tell your friends.
And your moms.
Maybe not that last bit.

Poor Lhikan. Demoted from riding on top of an awesome Rahi to being packed in with a bunch of batteries as an afterthought.