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Pure Torture? The Purpose Of High Heels...

Posted by Kughii , Oct 17 2011 · 107 views

I made a connection in my mind many years ago when I played "Dress up" at a late friend's home: High heels = falling on face. A few years ago I saw a woman walking down a city street in stilettos and made connection no. 2: tall heels do NOT equal sexy. (Well, I made this connection back when I fell on my face, but that's another story...) Somehow, women have decided heels are the wheels for trapping men. Somehow, men are dumb enough to think the same. Then again, when has the male portion of our race ever NOT been quixotically lacking in the brain cavity of the skull?


What do you think? Again, trolling, flaming, hazing, razing, and ransacking my comments section is absolutely FINE, but on one condition: Use MUST leave a word and definition (plus form of speech), and you MUST be dramatic!

Okay, that was two reasons, but shoes come in pairs, right?

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Jonestown Bartender
Oct 18 2011 12:38 AM
I don't think you're old enough to understand why high heels are sexy
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Doofus: noun- someone who is not quite dumb, yet not quiet smart either...


And you are judging my age and understanding of heels on what grounds? (Come on, banter and help me boost my proto reporting! :P )
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Jonestown Bartender
Oct 18 2011 01:01 AM
Heels are sexy because they force a girls pelvis to tilt so that her rear end and chest stick out.

If you didn't realize that I'm guessing you're under 14
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Legolover-361
Oct 18 2011 07:44 PM
What does the rear end have to do with anything? :lol:
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The rear end is an area of sexual attraction for men and women alike. That is what high heels do.

However, they are obviously painful for many women, and while I enjoy when my girlfriend and I dress up and she wears heels, it isn't for that reason. It's just because getting all dressed up is fun and she looks so cute! But it was not as fun before she got comfortable heels.
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PIXELATED GOONS!!!

Leave WORDS and definitions!!!!! How else am I going to improve my vocabulary?

See, I knew that if I stepped back, someone else with a sane mind would take the floor, projecting themselves forward with a truth of thought, making my words seem all the more perfect.

OH yeah, a WORD AND A DEFINITION !!!! (hint. hint.)

spasm: (noun) a sudden involuntary muscular contraction or convulsive movement.
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Stupidity [stoo-pid-i-tee]
plural, -ties
the state, quality, or fact of being stupid

That's my word and definition for heels. Now, I am not calling females stupid for wearing heels; I just don't see the point. Now, I guess it may make them "more attractive" or whatever, but it just makes me feel like my ankles are going to break when I see a woman wearing heels. But, if it's what suits them, then it's fine with me.

And since when does Kughii wear high heels!?!



-Mef Man
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wow... someone finally asks THAT question...
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Carson Chambliss
Nov 04 2011 07:58 PM
Well, I didn't ask that because you already explained why (see the blog post above). Plus, I don't question my superiors in a field unless I believe it is about more than an arbitrary subject.


ex·o·dus/ˈeksədəs/


Noun:
  • A mass departure of people, esp. emigrants.
  • The departure of the Israelites from Egypt.
Creds to dictionary.com.

-The Fearless Leader
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