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Do Not Adjust Your Set. Do Not Attempt To Change The Dial.

HeavyMetalSunshineSister

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So, umm... In some alternate universe, a lot of people are wondering why I'm a spoon now. They're also wondering why and how I developed the technology for gazing through the void, into the living rooms of people living an another universe.

 

The answer is not available to you at this time, alternate-universe commies. Instead, I leave you with the greatest question ever asked. Why aren't you a spoon instead of some antennae-faced alien hippie?

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Kothra

If we're commies, then we've spawned on the unknown weapons cache, and our incompetence will give it away to the BLUFOR.

 

We're screwed. ._.

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HeavyMetalSunshineSister

Very nice work on being a duck. Too bad my best mate's a crocodile.

 

And that is none of my concern, alien-space-commie, though if you could kindly ask BLUFOR why they aren't spoons (or sporks, which is also acceptable), it would be appreciated.

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