This is my lawn

You should have cut it loose and sent it plummeting down the hill towards the raging river, which would swallow up all its occupants.

 

You still could try, you'd just need to be ready to jump off early.

 

Sorry, what this entry about something else besides wagons?

 

That would be a good idea if I had a hill or a river on-hand.  Unfortunately, scientists have yet to devleop portable versions that fit conveniently into a capsule or something.  I blame them.  Goat and Scape are terrible scientists, and we should all hate them. 

 

As for your question, this entry is about questions for me to answer.  So, thank you.

What do you fertilize your lawn with? It looks gorgeous.

Does the bandwagon have cookies? If so I need to jump on it, too.

 

Why are you so protective about your lawn?

 

Are you an outdoors kind of guy? If so, what's your favorite outdoors location?

@Lyichir:  L'Oreal.  Because it's worth it.

 

@V1P2:  Out of all of the wonders on the bandwagon, cookies are not one of them, unfortunately (but there are blog chains).

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Serious answer:  I seldom take my time on the internet seriously these days.  I carry myself pretty irreverently and it tends to lead to a bunch of silliness.  Because I've been on the site so long, I view myself akin to an old, kooky member who shouts randomly at others for no reason.

 

Normal answer:  I have a lawn.  Kids are messing it up by walking all over it.  I HAVE NO CHOICE IN THIS MATTER.

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Normally I'm a shut-in sort of person.  I do like taking walks on occasion, though.  I've also worked for a couple of parks, and they make for lovely times outdoors.  As for my favorite spot... that's a bit of a toughie...  Although it's not technically  nature, in Pittsburgh when I was there, there is a Vietnam memorial area along one of the rivers in the downtown area.  It has really nice fragrance from the flowers planted there, and above all my favorite is a gazebo with five statues symbolizing soldiers returning to their families.  Three of them consist of a small family (Husband, wife and child) reconciling, while the other two (my favorite) are a man and woman looking at each other across the room for the first time in who knows how long.

 

Another spot I liked in that city was across one of the bridges.  There's a good view of the downtown area along the river, and there's a statue of a policeman taking in the sight.  It's titled "Ever watchful" if I recall.  There are a few other memoriums for policemen around there as well.

do you dream about farm animals

Sumiki, I have answered this question once before.  No, not to my recollection (unless cuckoo from Legend of Zelda count because I think I have dreamt of those before)

are we human? or are we dancer

Cat.  We are kitty cat.  And we dance dance dance and we dance dance dance.

Do you play chess?

I've played it before a few times, however I'm not an avid player. 

 

I'm holding out until the day where I can have a giant chess-set like in Harry Potter and the Socercer's Stone.

I have yet to play giant chess, however I would think that normal chess would improve with an increase in size. 

 

*hauls pawn to d4 *

Everything would improve with an increase to size.  Except for insects because they would be unable to function.