The Day After Christmas
As I lay downTo take a nap,
Suddenly at my door,
I heard a rap.
I sprang to my feet
My door to open
And before me stood
Some suited-up men.
These guys in suits
Said that I owed
Money for presents
That I had borrowed.
What should I do?
Money I can't pay
I hoped I'd be able
To pay it some day.
Then to my wallet
For money ran I,
But all that came out
Was one little fly.
How it got there
I'll never know,
But I swear it flew out
Like in an animated show.
If I don't get money,
I'll go to jail
And I won't be able
To post my bail
Even if I pay it
I cannot relax
Because starting next month
It's the season of tax.
©1984-2009 Toaraga EAM
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