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Of course he didn't die.

 

Proof is that the autopsy revealed no extra set of vocal cords under his beard or megaphones in place of tonsils, which everyone knows exist. That is -not- his body.

 

The real Billy Mays was in fact teleported to the OxiClean's CEO's basement, where he is currently in hiding, awaiting the day he declares war on Vince Shlomi.

SHLOMI! That's his last name.

I thought it was Vince Offer...

 

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His name is actually Offer Shlomi, but he goes by Vince Shlomi and Vince Offer.

 

I think it has to do with being an advertiser.

Nah, of course not. He, Elvis, JFK, and Michael Jackson are hiding out in an Atlantean gas station.

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

OMG ITS BILLY MAYS

 

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I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYMYIDOLLIVES