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Questions, Part 1

Posted by -Sidorak- , Feb 07 2009 · 33 views

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1. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

2. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

3. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

4. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

5. Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. Honesty may be the best policy, but then, by elimination, isn't dishonesty is the second-best policy?

8. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

9. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

10. When a person asks you, "A penny for your thoughts?" and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

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1. "People"

2. Because it's modest... or shy.

3. The Drawing Rock.

4. In outer space.

5. They fight freedom, duh.

6. Iunno.

7. I could giver the right answer, but it could just be dishonest.

8. Obviously. The other guy HAS to, or he gets a bad score.

9. They tell him he has the right to Laugh out Loud.

10. It goes to Bill Gates, he has a whole room full of second-pennies.
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1. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Cheese don't have teeth, so why would they say anything?

2. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Because 7 ate 9.

3. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Yo mama.

4. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Since it's space, is it really called "sitting"?

5. Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight?
French fries.

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Because he sneaks in at night and breaks your piggy bank (which is where everybody ACTUALLY keeps their money, don't lie).

7. Honesty may be the best policy, but then, by elimination, isn't dishonesty is the second-best policy?
So you'd rather go with the second best than the best? That makes no sense at all.

8. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
Depends on how strong the other is. I'd bring my partner down with me.

9. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Yes. Mimes keep silent for a reason. The police intend to keep it that way.

10. When a person asks you, "A penny for your thoughts?" and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Falls off the Empire State Building and cleaves a man in half.
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Covenant Grunt
Feb 09 2009 04:50 AM
1. Nothing, unless it's cheddar.

2. Because the numbers are given only by professional critics.

3. Drawing-Cave.

4. Not around here. We make all our revenue in broadcasting and merchandising. Unfortunately, it all goes off to paying protection money; that's why the UFOs are here.

5. Well, the French, ever since 2003.

6. Because you took him at what his email said.

7. Not if you're Machiavelli's Prince.

8. Merely disqualified. Unless it was part of the routine.

9. No, he has the obligation to stay silent. He is a professional, after all.

10. Lost in the stock market.
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JINZONINGEN 73
Feb 09 2009 05:17 AM
1. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Meeeeeeeee!

2. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
YOU are number 6.

3. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Stone slabs.

4. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
On their big dang butts, doing next to nothing.

5. Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight?
Freedom for anyone the sheep are told to eliminate.

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Duh. Too easy.

7. Honesty may be the best policy, but then, by elimination, isn't dishonesty is the second-best policy?
Yes. Yes it is.

8. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
You'd hope. I HATE that stuff.

9. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
They beat the bejabbers out of him until they yelp, THEN tell them they have the right to remain silent.

10. When a person asks you, "A penny for your thoughts?" and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
The first person makes a penny... payment for being annoying.
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