Covenant Grunt

THIS IS A COUP!

Auction it off, my friend. It will be the first step in your decorated career as an artist. I take it your next project will be spam and duct tape, right?

Send it in, just in case they release another volume.

Also, just to state the extremely obvious, The United States of America and (The Republic of) South Africa are very real countries. Otherwise, I wouldn't know where the heck I've been living at for the past 18 years, nor the country where Nelson Mandela was president of. Also, I could get you Taiwan.

11. Obviously, my dear friend. 12. You failed like a WINNAR! 13. Depends on how much there is. Also, no-one has yet invented "pasto" or "antipasta", so your logic is wrong. 14. Bread. 15. I'd call it a dead. 16. Both. 17. If someone records him, yes. 18. They can't. It's part of the cruelty of life. 19. No idea. But a high-five for him! 20. Because the world would end otherwise.

1. Nothing, unless it's cheddar. 2. Because the numbers are given only by professional critics. 3. Drawing-Cave. 4. Not around here. We make all our revenue in broadcasting and merchandising. Unfortunately, it all goes off to paying protection money; that's why the UFOs are here. 5. Well, the French, ever since 2003. 6. Because you took him at what his email said. 7. Not if you're Machiavelli's Prince. 8. Merely disqualified. Unless it was part of the routine. 9. No, he has the obligation to stay silent. He is a professional, after all. 10. Lost in the stock market.

I'm going to suggest Slumdog Millionaire, which is basically Oliver Twist in India. Sure, it's rated R, but that aspect's no worse (probably better) than anything from James Bond. Quite an enjoyable movie. It's half-subtitled, and half in English, in case you're one of those people*. *I once had 2 counter-guys ask me at Blockbusters whether I really wanted to rent Pan's Labyrinth, since it was in Spanish, not withstanding the fact that English is only a second language for both my parents. I was tempted to act surprised by the fact that it wasn't in Turkish, but that's a whole other story.

Well, at least you're in band, you home-schooled elitist #####. Yeah. Also, we're in the middle of finals. Spanish is the only one I've actually been worried about, though. Also, dude, it's all about the Duke. Also, I don't feel like typing anymore.

This post is exclusionary, intolerant, and a step back into the Dark Ages. You know what I'm talking about: The millions of American schoolchildren who have to wait at least 2 more school days before their winter break.

I feel positively ancient.