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The Algerian National Anthem

We swear by the lightning that destroys By the streams of generous blood being shed By the bright flags that wave Flying proudly on the high mountains That we have risen up, and whether we live or die We are resolved that Algeria shall live So be our witness - be our witness - be our witness!   We are soldiers in revolt for truth And we have fought for our independence When we spoke, none listened to us So we have taken the noise of gunpowder as our rhythm And the sound of machine gu

Unassuming Local Beorc

Unassuming Local Beorc

Help!

The man is after me � �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ # ̎̏̐̑ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ͡҉҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ A̎̏̐̑̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉G̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉◊ख़҉̵̞� � ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ͡҉O҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟ ̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎ ̏̐̑̒̓ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̕̚̕ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ͡҉҉ C̓̔̿̿̿̕̚۩◊} O҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠� �̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌� �̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚

Unassuming Local Beorc

Unassuming Local Beorc

Do You Want A Majestic Beard?

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A Title That Has A Rather Large Length At About Three Standard Deviations From The Average Title Length

by meandering wander of wourdcourse, begin again to sleep perchance to dream the reader to view with logic gone and shadows afront, persons in voices mixmatchmeltmoving changing from persona to persona in a logic of sleeptime visions and a grandma too match. plot what plot what plot what breaks in the truest formlessness of the night aimless wander wonder yonder comes the guide to lead the reader through the nightscenes dreams, one after anauthor, cloaked in the fog of sleep and encrypted encode

Unassuming Local Beorc

Unassuming Local Beorc

Songs

So I finally got an iPod (apparently I'm behind on the times) and the only songs I've added so far are:   You're Not Alone from Final Fantasy IX The theme of Golden Sun Snowman from Super Smash Brothers Brawl Komm, Susser Tod from End of Evangelion Kingdom Hearts's theme And the Love Theme from Mother 3   So yeah, I'm kind of a geek if you hadn't noticed.

Unassuming Local Beorc

Unassuming Local Beorc

The Sesquipedalian

The sesquipedalian suffered from dysania on the day he would meet with the septuagenarian. His friend, known to parse syntactically related words, went with him and they moved forward at a moderate pace, spotting many conchiferous creatures along the way. They found the septuagenarian while he was practicing his tachygraphy in order to become proficient. The sesquipedalian and his friend rested at the slab of wood used for inscriptions. The septuagenarian, an escapologist from the sanitarium, sh

Unassuming Local Beorc

Unassuming Local Beorc

Game Ideas

Spectacular Trampoline Slaughter Radioactive Math Fandango Morbidly Obese Theme Park Uncensored Stoic Pirate Tale Heroic Chess of the Blood God Communist Surgery Battle Amazing Programming in the Dark Undead Unicycle Insanity Soviet Shopping Forever Irresistible Motorcycle Assassins Cthulhu's Wagon Invasion  

Unassuming Local Beorc

Unassuming Local Beorc

Herons

I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

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Unassuming Local Beorc

A Goodbye

In the evening of my life I shall look to the sunset At the moment in my life When the night is due And the question I shall ask Only I can answer Was I brave and strong and true? Did I fill the world with love My whole life through?

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Unassuming Local Beorc

The Secret

There was a little boy who lived in a far away land. Close to the boy’s home, there was a tall mountain, always covered in snow at the top. Also at the top of the mountain, there was an ancient monastery where ancient monks lived.   Sometimes, the little boy, as he was riding his tricycle around his yard, would look up at the monastery on the tall mountain and wonder what it was like up there.   One day, when the wind was blowing down off the mountain, the air turned quite cold and the little

Unassuming Local Beorc

Unassuming Local Beorc

Pollyanna

I believe the morning sun Always gonna shine again and I believe a pot of gold Waits at every rainbow's end I believe in roses kissed with dew Why shouldn't I believe the same in you? You may say I'm a fool Feelin' the way that I do You can call me Pollyanna Say I'm crazy as a loon I believe in silver linings And that's why I believe in you I believe there'll come a day Maybe it will be tomorrow When the bluebird flies away All we have to do is follow I believe a dream can st

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Unassuming Local Beorc

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