So this is a thing I did on other websites that was fun there and might be fun here. Basically post a comment here with a pairing and/or character and an AU (alternate universe, for those who don't know) and I'll write a three sentence fic. Expect long, run-on sentences and semicolons. So obviously you can request Bionicle fics and I'm fishing for Bionicle inspiration, but also anything from any of my other fandoms, particularly SWTOR, Dragon Age and Mass Effect. And My Little Pony.
Should I write up about why calling the Matoran "Tohunga" was that bad and not just people getting offended over nothing? I mean, I write enough about colonialism and its adverse effects on indigenous peoples enough for school and usually it makes me super depressed because it's a super depressing subject, but part of me really wants to write a whole paper about it and I'm already looking up sources. Most of which are behind a paywall. >_> I'm also a little afraid that it'll make me a bi
So I have an issue with some of the advertisements on this site. Specifically the one selling Donald Trump's cologne. Why would anyone want to smell like Donald Trump? He smells like hairspray and crazy and sleaze and why does anyone listen to this guy and desperation for attention. I understand the concept of celebrity inspired perfumes. I'd like to smell like Nicki Minaj, even if it'd be a hallucinogen, probably. But Nicki Minaj is amazing, not washed up and stupid. I'd mostly like to smell
FIRST OFF YOU HAVE NO REASON FOR THIS TO BE A SPOILER BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE READING IT RIGHT NOW. YOU WILL FIND MY REACTION TO BE OBVIOUS.
OKAY? YEAH.
» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «KRAHKA.
LARISKA.
JOHMAK, WHO IS THAT ONE CHICK IN THE ORDER OF MATA NUI WHO INSTANTLY COMES UP WITH COOL LINES
TAHU
SOME OTHER GUYS I THINK, MAYBE
THAT HAS TO BE THE GREATEST TEAM EVER ASSEMBLED.
This had better be the best serial ever to give the dues proper to how awesome this
Thank you for downvoting my blog. I was getting rather terrified of the fact that my blog was the highest rated there for a while. But no longer! Thank you downvoter! You may as well have saved my life! OR MY MIND.
Considering that I regularly run through the blogs rated the lowest to make sure that I haven't missed anything amazing. And thus far, I have not. I never miss anything. Anywhere.
So thank you downvoter. You have propelled me one small step closer to the vaunted place I always
One of the more magical things that a Premier Membership provides is that you can now search for things, in a really boring way that's exactly like how I searched for things with Google before this, only with it sorted by date, and no mention whatsoever as to where this thing was actually mentioned.
But you can also see all the topics you have made, and you can see all the posts you have made! I was an absolutely embarassment when I was young, so this should be entertaining.
And so, for
So, yes. I got a Premier Membership in the single most ghetto way possible, by getting eleven bucks out of my duct tape wallet that I aquired through suspicious means, I carried it around in my massive Bag O' Doom for like, a week, and tried about three times to walk to this surreal post box near a rather terrifying complex of small offices near where I live.
Don't ask me why I had to try three times to put an envolope in a place that I walk by pretty much every day, since it's along my favori
AWWWWRIGHT STAR TREK!
IT WAS AWESOME. TOTALLY WORTH IT.
It reminded me why I adore everyone in the Original Series to death. It got it. It got what makes the series awesome. That's the best way you please the fans and make new ones. By keeping your eye on why so many people like it. I really hope it makes like, a bazillion bucks so that we can get a TV series with the same actors, doing these same roles and being AWESOME.
It also reminded me why Kirk is my favorite captain, keeping all the
Mmmm. I don't make enough Bionicle fan art. I might make stuff for the latest Art Contest, but the only thing I can come up with is straight-up Bizzaro Toa or something. And I might actually make that a comic. Which would be kinda entertaining. Maybe Bizzaro Makuta. "Me am bringing hope and joy to all Matoran! Please to be waking Mata Nui forever!" I dunno. Everyone's gonna do Evil Toa. I might as well do Incredibly Baffling Good Makuta. Or maybe I'll try to make it as much like the Mirrorverse
SO YEAH GUESS WAT GUYZ. GUESS WHAT I HAVE TO DO.
IF YOU GUESSED "READ LIKE, THIRTY PAGES THAT YOU ONLY STARTED AT 1 AM BECAUSE YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON WHO HAS EVER EXISTED AND ALSO WRITE A BUNCHA STUFF FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU ONLY READ HALF OF A FEW DAYS AGO AND ALSO THERE WAS APPARENTLY THIS ONE ASSIGNMENT THAT'S DUE TOMORROW MORNING THAT I HAD NEVER EVEN HEARD OF UNTIL THIS AFTERNOON, WITHOUT EXPLAINING WHAT IT WAS THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE ALREADY DONE," THEN YES, YOU WOULD BE ABSOLUTE
So apparently my Premier Membership'll probably end up ending on May 5th, if I got a one year one, instead of a lifetime one, which I kinda doubt.
So yeah, for my last day, I will publish each and every one of my eight hundred million draft posts, whether they are coherent or not. You will now see in this blog what Janus sees every single day of his life. You will understand. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.
So 'tis the night before Christmas. Or maybe actually Christmas. Whateva'. Time is relative more often than not. Either way, CHRISTMAS.
Now, I actually really like Christmas because I am a huge dweeb. I mean seriously. I have minimal patience for those who would slander Santa Claus. What'd he ever do to you maaaaaan? If he sees you being bad, he might just give you coal. And seriously, do you know anyone who's seriously gotten nothing but coal in their stocking come Christmas? If like, the go
So I'm slightly bored cough cough avoiding studying so here's your exciting opportunity to ask me anything. ANYTHING. Nothing's off limits. My weird obsession with asexual alien frogmen? ASK ME ABOUT IT. My spiritual connection to Krahka? SURE. My spiritual connection to Petey Plane? GO FOR IT. Advice on pixel art? BRING IT. Justifications for my crack ships? AWWWW YEAHHHH I CAN TALK ALL DAY. Why I've been here for so long? MAN I DON'T KNOW ASK ME ANYWAY.
I still live.
In other, less important news than RIPPING AND TEARING, and BEING A MAN AND A HALF, new blog entry coming At Some Point.
Since I'm Insane Busy right now. And have been for the past, um, six months. Or so.
And I completely lost track of the Bionicle storyline ENTIRELY, because I've spent all my Fandom Time on Knights of the Old Republic and recently, back to the Elder Scrolls. And Pheonix Wright, sort of. And all these Important Things that usually have to do with me havi
I don't know? This freakin' website and it's freakin' inability to keep me away from it. Okay, yeah, actually it's been doing a fair job of keeping me away from it, since it's been what, like, a year? Several years? I don't even know anymore. So, howsabout those Bionicles?
So yeah, I kinda got out of the habit of visiting BZPower during the downtime and now that it's back, I um, I kinda don't remember what I used to do here. Pfffft.
Hopefully I'll remember soon.
In the mean time, I got to see Huun-Huur-Tu in concert last night.
It was pretty mindblowing.
And why do they call them "suckers"? Wouldn't you the people who profit off the gullible people the suckers, since they like, suck the various profits away from them?
And ummmm. I kinda am g
