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Arguing On Bzpower

Inspired by absolutely no recent events in the blogosphere in particular, I've compiled a list of three simple rules to debating your point on BZPower.

 

rules one and two are actually "you do NOT talk about Janus"

 

these rules are numbers three through five

 

[9:59:23 PM] Kakaru: Rule number three of BZPower:

[9:59:30 PM] Kakaru: One does not simply argue with Janus.

 

[9:59:39 PM] Kakaru: Rule number four:

[10:00:01 PM] Kakaru: In the event that one does argue with Janus, one is wrong and Janus is right.

 

[10:00:13 PM] Kakaru: Rule number five:

[10:00:32 PM] Kakaru: When Janus is right, one will concede their point and walk away in defeat and shame.

 

[10:01:00 PM] Kakaru: These are the fundamentals of arguing on BZPower.



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rules one and two are actually "you do NOT talk about Janus"

 

these rules are numbers three through five

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Guys, please. In 98% of my disagreements with this man, I'm right and he ends up scratching his head.

 

Proof: When I said I was gonna post this he said "NO WAIT DON'T you'll ruin my mystique!! Stooooooppp!" and now he's pouting and calling me bad names. ;)

 

HOWEVER. I still believe these laws apply when I am not apart of the equation. If I agree with Janus, though, then you can be DEAD SURE you're wrong.

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rules one and two are actually "you do NOT talk about Janus"

 

XD YES.

 

Also lol @ HH. But yes, honestly, if you've got Becca and Rob disagreeing with you, well then, you know you're wrong. =P

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True story: I have been right and Janus has been wrong.

maybe in real life

 

but not on bzpower I think

 

 

Guys, please. In 98% of my disagreements with this man, I'm right and he ends up scratching his head.

 

Proof: When I said I was gonna post this he said "NO WAIT DON'T you'll ruin my mystique!! Stooooooppp!" and now he's pouting and calling me bad names. ;)

 

HOWEVER. I still believe these laws apply when I am not apart of the equation. If I agree with Janus, though, then you can be DEAD SURE you're wrong.

Yep. The only amendment to this rule is if HH disagrees, in which case Janus has no choice but to be wrong for his own good.

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Yep. The only amendment to this rule is if HH disagrees, in which case Janus has no choice but to be wrong for his own good.

 

Trufax. I don't sleep on no couches.

 

-Janus

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Yep. The only amendment to this rule is if HH disagrees, in which case Janus has no choice but to be wrong for his own good.

Ah, the infamous Marriage Corollary.

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True story: I have been right and Janus has been wrong.

Janus is never wrong.

 

He simply lets you think that you are right... until it's too late.

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Noob here:

 

Janus, if I'm correct, is human. Therefore, he can NOT be correct all the time. It's impossible.

 

 

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Noob here:

 

Janus, if I'm correct, is human. Therefore, he can NOT be correct all the time. It's impossible.

 

 

Then you've never met Janus. Because as me and Velox can tell you, this is true.

 

Example: You could walk outside and say "gee, the sky is nice and blue today!"

Then Janus would walk up, put a hand around your shoulder, and politely explain how completely wrong you are, and how the sky is, in fact, a sickly shade of beige and you would have no choice but to admit that you were clearly erroneous in your judgement the entire time.

 

okay maybe that's a little extreme but you see what I'm saying

 

(Clarification: This doesn't mean any of us just turns off our brain when attempting to argue with Janus, but deep down in our subconscious we're all aware that he's right anyways, so we take into careful consideration everything he says and slowly disregard any of our preconcieved notions about how the world works. This man has the potential to overthrow Black Six, which is the real reason

WE FORCED HIM TO RETIRE BEFORE HE COULD BECOME GRAND OVERLORD OF BZPOWER

)

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WE FORCED HIM TO RETIRE BEFORE HE COULD BECOME GRAND OVERLORD OF BZPOWER

Somehow they needed me for this plot, so that's how I got promoted.

 

And it's also why Janus wants to eat me despite the fact that he is a vegetarian and I am not a gigantic vegetable.

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Kakaru, on , said:

 

 

 

WE FORCED HIM TO RETIRE BEFORE HE COULD BECOME GRAND OVERLORD OF BZPOWER

 

 

Somehow they needed me for this plot, so that's how I got promoted.

 

And it's also why Janus wants to eat me despite the fact that he is a vegetarian and I am not a gigantic vegetable.

 

 

 

 

METUS IS THE TRAITOR SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE DUMBLEDORE DIES LUKE IS VADER'S FATHER

 

also Sumikis taste oddly like carrots so there's that

 

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Actually, as I recall. Vader was luke's mother.

 

-Janus

Oops, you're right. How could George Lucas have gotten that wrong?

 

 

Sumiki and Kakaru, you made me fall out of my chair laughing. D=

:sunglasses:

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Always check your facts with the Janus. Especially if it happens to be about vegetables eating chicken noodle soup.

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Kakaru, on , said:

 

Yep. The only amendment to this rule is if HH disagrees, in which case Janus has no choice but to be wrong for his own good.

 

Trufax. I don't sleep on no couches.

 

-Janus

I may or may not have heard otherwise.

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