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Why would anyone want to smell like Donald Trump?


Little Miss Krahka

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So I have an issue with some of the advertisements on this site. Specifically the one selling Donald Trump's cologne. Why would anyone want to smell like Donald Trump? He smells like hairspray and crazy and sleaze and why does anyone listen to this guy and desperation for attention.

 

I understand the concept of celebrity inspired perfumes. I'd like to smell like Nicki Minaj, even if it'd be a hallucinogen, probably. But Nicki Minaj is amazing, not washed up and stupid. I'd mostly like to smell like me, which is mostly sweat and green tea.

 

Anyway, I'm wearing a Mordin t-shirt and nothing can bring me down. I wouldn't mind smelling like Mordin, but I could probably achieve that by hanging out in a lab for long enough.

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Hmm. Human pheromones. Possible desire to attract successful mates? No. Donald Trump is a financial failure. Corrupt. Excellent knowledge in Chapter 11 proceedings. Perhaps lowered price point desirable to low-income males. Scratch that. Ludicrous tag. Much cheaper options available. May be a subcategory of humans interested in bad toupees and knock-off luxury suits. Low priority. Mark for tests later. Possible use against the reapers.

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Hmm. Human pheromones. Possible desire to attract successful mates? No. Donald Trump is a financial failure. Corrupt. Excellent knowledge in Chapter 11 proceedings. Perhaps lowered price point desirable to low-income males. Scratch that. Ludicrous tag. Much cheaper options available. May be a subcategory of humans interested in bad toupees and knock-off luxury suits. Low priority. Mark for tests later. Possible use against the reapers.

This.

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:P

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This entry is a total sham and a travesty. BZP is not a democracy!

I will pay one million dollars to a charity of Black Six's choice if he shows us his birth certificate and all his college records!

 

Also Makaru you are my hero forever.

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This entry is a total sham and a travesty. BZP is not a democracy!

I will pay one million dollars to a charity of Black Six's choice if he shows us his birth certificate and all his college records!

 

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