Why would anyone want to smell like Donald Trump?
So I have an issue with some of the advertisements on this site. Specifically the one selling Donald Trump's cologne. Why would anyone want to smell like Donald Trump? He smells like hairspray and crazy and sleaze and why does anyone listen to this guy and desperation for attention.
I understand the concept of celebrity inspired perfumes. I'd like to smell like Nicki Minaj, even if it'd be a hallucinogen, probably. But Nicki Minaj is amazing, not washed up and stupid. I'd mostly like to smell like me, which is mostly sweat and green tea.
Anyway, I'm wearing a Mordin t-shirt and nothing can bring me down. I wouldn't mind smelling like Mordin, but I could probably achieve that by hanging out in a lab for long enough.
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