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Questions, Part 3


-Sidorak-

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21. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

 

22. If you spin an oriental man in a circle 3 times, does he become disoriented?

 

23. Is there another word for synonym?

 

24. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

 

25. Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

 

26. Why is it called a "near miss" when two cars almost hit each other? A collision is a near miss!

 

27. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

 

28. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

 

29. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

 

30. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

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21. Separate them.

 

22. Sometimes.

 

23. (From my Thesaurus) Alternate, substitute, alternative, equivalent, euphemism.

 

24. It would be great.

 

25. Ask him.

 

26. Dunno.

 

27. Probably.

 

28. Might be expensive.

 

29. 'Cuz it goes bad sometimes.

 

30. Yes.

 

-< :s: >-

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21. Accept it.

 

22. No, just more oriented.

 

23. Like-another-thing-or-word.

 

24. Then this blog entry wouldn't exist.

 

25. No. See the case, "Vegans vs. Delicious crackers"

 

26. I'd call it a near hit.

 

27. No, they're afraid you'll steal the toilet paper.

 

28. Because they're agents of chaos.

 

29. It gets sweet after a while.

 

30. You betcha!

 

-Nuju Metru

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