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A Random Text


Nukaya

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I've received some random texts in the last 24 hours, but this one from my friend Jordan really got me.

 

Jordan: "I had a dream where Franzen glued a mullet wig to my head and then threw me in the air a bunch of times for an art project. His son befriended a pack of wolves."

 

Hahaha. Franzen was our Arts and Comm. teacher during our senior year of high school. Interpret this as you will.

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One day I went out for ice cream with nobody to accompany me. There was nobody in the ice cream place, or at the counter. So then I decided to walk around the perimeter of the moon to see if LEGO Company had made their rice puff promotional comic yet. They hadn't, so I jumped down from the iron balcony and made myself some tea by frying toast in a pan on the roof of the sidewalk. It started to rain, so I took all the purple and teal parts away from the people who weren't there, who promptly didn't cry. Then I got a voicemail entitled "Secret Stomach Message", which contained the missing shipment of cornstarch and burned-out lighbulbs!

 

 

The end.

 

What on earth? -Nukaya

 

I have out-randomed you all. Thank you very much.

 

Now, I wouldn't say that.....if that was a dream you had, then yes, that is quite random. -Nukaya

 

Well, not quite... it's an amalgam of several dreams, really.

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