Jump to content
  • entries
    159
  • comments
    710
  • views
    19,459

Vahki Recruiting Station


noob

936 views

TO ENLIST AS A VAHKI, APPLY HERE.

APPLICATION REQUIREMENTS:

UNIT #(EX: UNIT #KGNGK)

VAHKI TYPE(MUST BE ACTUAL TYPE)

UNIT DUTY:

COMMANDER(REQUIRES APPROVAL)
ASSAULT UNIT: ASSAULT LARGE REBEL OR INVADING FORCES
INFILTRATOR: INFILTRATE CRIMINAL ORGANIZATIONS
RAHI AND NOOB CONTROL: CONTAIN RAHI AND NOOBS



POST APPLICATION IN THIS ENTRY

43 Comments


Recommended Comments



I lol'd.

 

Sorry, I'm on MT's side now.

 

Although the Vahki... Never left...

 

Mange simply put them into hiding. :P

 

-Mesonak

 

 

Link to comment
THEN YOU ARE PUBLIC ENEMY #2 AND A NOOB FOR ALLYING WITH THAT ANNOYING COMEDIAN


MUST TERMINATE NOOBS

Link to comment

I knew they would return someday. The time has come. I am one of the few lost units that have never changed there name back. Form:

 

UNIT #: PHNTK#1

 

VAHKI TYPE: VORZAHK(or whatever the Le-Metru Vahki are)

 

UNIT DUTY: INFILTRATOR

 

I know of another organization that is a threat. Shall I join them undercover and leak info to you?

 

 

~Unit#phntk#1

Link to comment

I'd like to join, like you I want a nice CLEAN Bzpower I want a PURE Bzpower. The noob is an inferior Race of Bzper and they must be cleansed from Bzpower! SEIG VAHKI!

 

 

 

 

srsrly tho, you guys are nuts and I want nothing to do with you, in fact I'm thinking of starting something to counter you.

Link to comment
MUST TERMINATE NOOBS

 

Excuse me, Krana Kongu, but what is your curent BZPower face name? Oh yes. It's VERY appropriate for all situations.

 

Great. And the Great Vahki Battle #4. Or #3. I thinksits #3. Who knows. Only note this one is a battle of 1 noob commander, 1 member with a weird name, and no one at all against everyone on earth.

 

-Toa Levacius Zehvor the Slayer of Members Named Noob :flagusa:

Link to comment
MUST TERMINATE NOOBS

 

Excuse me, Krana Kongu, but what is your curent BZPower face name? Oh yes. It's VERY appropriate for all situations.

 

Yeah, "noob", go terminate yourself. :P

 

I wasn't around for the whole Vahki thing the first time (EDIT: Ok, so I was, I just never really noticed them...), and I don't want to be around for the Second time...

Link to comment
I wasn't around for the whole Vahki thing the first time, and I don't want to be around for the Second time...

 

No one does, my friend. No one.

 

-Toa Levacius Zehvor :flagusa:

Link to comment

I know. I was once called "One of the Vahki's most loyal members" and now I'm an "ENEMY OF THE STATE."

 

Life's ironic, isn't it?

 

-Mesonak

Link to comment

Mesonak. It's because you fail. But right now, you aren't failing. So now that you aren't failing---

 

Well, your not fail, so your not in the fail group, and your now enemy of---

 

Nevermind.

 

VAHKI SUCK :flagusa:

Link to comment

Guest
Add a comment...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...