Note: I know that Tahu the Burger Burglar Burglarizes a Burger wasn't that funny,so i'm rooting that on this.
HT: Hello,there BZPower members! It is I,your fearless leader,Hapori Tohu!
B6: Sir,our Wi-Fi is down,it has been since the Visorak took over Metru-Nui.
HT: So wait,we didn't have Wi-Fi for 6 years!???!!!?
B6: Yep,but the staff are working hard to fix this.
HT: Just,just go get the Video Camera.
10 minutes later....
B6: Alright,here you go.
Random Matoran: After 6 days of no Wi-Fi,it is finally back up!
HT: Black six,you said that we had no Wi-Fi for 6 years,not days!
B6: Shoot,I was kicked out of the LEGO Office in Denmark 13 years ago...
HT: And you'll be kicking yourself out of BZPower as well!
B6: I thought this was a FAQ thingie,not a "yell at Black Six" thing!
HT: Go away,I wish to never see you again!
HT: There,with my lead Administrator gone now,I can start this thing!
Why did BZPower have to have that downtime?
HT: Huh,who,what? Oh,I had to go into hibernation,and the staff were too lazy to operate the site.
Do you have any superpowers? By the way,LEGO STAR WARS is WAY better than stupid BIONICLE!
HT: No,why would I? :shoots wall with lazer vision: Okay,okay,maybe I DO have superpowers! Also,LEGO STAR WARS sucks. BIONICLE rules!
What Toa Team are you part of?
-NOT Black Six
HT: Hmm,"NOT Black Six",I am part of the awesome Toa Team. The team members are: Me,Billy Mays,James Bond,Chuck Norris,Icarax and Winnie-The-Pooh.
Can I get my job back?
HT:Hey,that isn't a question!
W7: Hello,I am White Seven,and I would like to get a job here.
HT: Hmm,you look as if i've seen you before. Black Six ring a bell?
W7: Black Six? Who's that?
HT: Some guy I fired.
W7: Oh,he says he wants his job back.
HT: I think you are B6...
B6: Hello,I want my job back!
HT: Wait,so White Seven is really NOT Black Six!
B6: It all ends here,brother.
W7: Come at me,bro.
HT: That's it! Time to Nuke the ground!
W7 and B6: NOOO!