I realized that dinosaurs and sharks make everything better.
I have no dinosaur.
Thus, life is not better.
So, as soon as I can, I'm'a go find meself a dinosaur keychain. He'll be on my belt at all times along with my car key.
How to be happeh in 1 easy step!
Memoria.
Ok, so you know those mystery shows on TV where they have a serial killer and they interview people and they're like
"Did you have any clue that he was a vicious killer?"
"No, he always seemed like a nice man.. Family man.. Wouldn't hurt a fly."
It's not like they're ever gonna say
"Did you have any clue that he was a vicious killer?"
"Well, I got a bit suspicious when I saw the blood trail leading to his door, and him walking around with a bloody axe and a hockey mask seemed a bit out-
So I bought some new transformers today, and Mudflap somehow became posed like he was playing electric guitar. So Turkii and I got the idea to make a full band! =D
Memoria.
So today I was talking a shower, and the water was too cold. So instead of just walking 2 feet to the handle, I snuck in between the 2 shower curtains and sang the Pink Panther theme while I creeped up on it, pushed it to hotter, and creeped back.
Memoria.
So I was at the store, and there was this display TV. I heard what it was saying, but couldn't see the screen.
It had a boy and a girl talking, and the girl said, "I don't wanna be the sexy FBI girl!" And the guy says, "But that would be like me not being the sexy FBI guy!" Then a voiceover came on and said, "The most dynamic duo of television.."
Around that time I walked to where I could see the screen, and it had Charlie Brown and Lucy on it talking.
Memoria.
Somehow I found~
A way to get lost in you~
Let me inside~
Let me get close to you~
Change your mind~
I'll get lost if you want me to~
Somehow I found~
A way to get lost~
In you.
Goodbye, Roodaka..
Memoria.
Hay guyz
I'z selling almost all my Bionicle collection within the near future.. I just have to rebuild the guys and Roodaka I took apart to build Ravage. In the meantime, anyone want to reserve one? I'm selling most of them for the value chart rates. Since you guys are my loyal readers you get first dibs.
(non-loyal readers, random people off the street, and Cags are excluded)
Memoria.
Dude. It's been forever since I've had a dream worth chronicling. But here be one! Interpreteth, oh seer.
So there was this indoor swimming pool (basically generic YMCA building and all), but it was REALLY deep. There was this giant octopus at the bottom, and a guy in a Darth Vader suit was treading water. I had a giant Lego blunt-launcher-gun, and Darth Vader was telling me where the octopus was coming next so I could shoot it. After a few hours of this, a random vent appears in the wall. It
