The things that happened one time when Jesus was sitting around one Saturday nite thinking "DUDE. There's all this butt in the world and nothing's kicking it! I need to step it up!"
So he invented something.
Stuff like: Rob Zombie, the AC130, that unicorn game, girls, Samuel L Jackson, Arnold Schwartzenegger, energy drinks, homestarrunner, scotsmen, and Batman
Additions welcome
They always start out so innocently. When you start you do good, bullets kill people like they should..
Then the tireder you get, the closer it gets to when your bullets are like IMMA HIT YOU and the enemy's like OH NO YOU DI'IN'T and the bullet's like Oh its k lol
Ya know?
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Is the awesomest song ever to play to sword battles in Halo3.
Do it sometime.
Also Alice in Wonderland was amazingly good. Like not even considering what I thought going in.
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Not really, but it just sounds like an awesome sentence.
If I ever write a memoirs, that'll be the title.
Or maybe I'll just call it Decaying Rat Carcass. idk.
Which would you read first?
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Yeah so since I last posted I got a girlfriend (thanks AA) a new computer and new CDs and Xbox games.
Life is good.
(one day god made saturn. He liked it so he put a ring on it)
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