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Blog Entry # Whozamawhatzitawherezit

I dreamed last night Kopaka's Ice Engineering came to my church and taught me how to play the C Major scale on a set of forks.   ...     ...   ...   So...   Three cheers and a free spork to anyone who can spell "spagatie"!   ...   ... ...   ...   Me's writed a poem!   Me's gots goodest grammar then you's does, me's thinks.   ... ...   ...   ...   ...:wakeup2: ...       TurkeyEye #134,568 InternetSurfer

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

An Undoubtably Very Sound Theory

Why, oh why, do you have to walk so far to get from Po-Koro to Ga-Koro!?   Hahli: My feet hurt.     So, I thought up this great theory about the history of Bionicle. Traku advised me not to post it in Storyline and Theories, so I'll put it here instead.   I think Makuta is really the Bohrok Queens' second cousin twice removed, see, because he released them, meaning he had some kind of power over them. And the way he got that power was his great Uncle Woolworth used to own a clothing store

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

M N O L G 2 And Ko-matoran

......   These Ko-Matoran are so wise...I never could quite grasp the depth of their words...   On another note, Heir of the Chronicler has a Screenshot League for saving MNOLG2. It's a noble cause and a very smart idea.     Turakii

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Must...blog...

Gotta make up for those quiet days, huh? And anyways, this is a must-blog.   So, I'm in the living room starting to memorize my verses when Melnay (note: all names and all that stuff have been changed for unnecessary reasons) yelled, "Hey Turakii! Look! It's just like you would do!"   I threw my book on the couch and dashed into the dining room, expecting the worst, but simply found her in front of the computer with her latest work of art on the screen. Behind us, really weird sound effects pl

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Just A Random Update

No, our power is not back up yet (as Mom mentioned in the entry below, we may not get it back until Sunday), but since we've got our generator and become used to our new schedule (and the lack of working CD players), we've managed to find a way to keep up on our BZP stuff. So I've changed my signature. (I will reply to you all in bold in your own comments---it's easier.)   Oh, if anyone could tell me what Doctor Who and Veggietales episodes were on last week, I would really appreciate it. We no

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Unexpected October Snow Prevents Computer Access

We had a terrible, sudden snowstorm on October 12th. Snow piled up on the still-leafy trees, bending the branches to their limit. It kept coming, and the branches came down, on top of cars, in streets, on roofs, and on power wires. And sure enough, the power for our entire area went out at 2:30 that night.   Needless to say, this is not normal, not even for where I live. We normally don't get snow until mid-November, at least. This has never happened before. If it had, do you think I would hav

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Get This Cucumber Away From Me...

Turakii grabbed an apple from the basket on the counter, rubbed it clean with his wrist armor, and threw himself into his computer chair. He opened his mouth to take a bite. "An apple a day keeps the..."   "What!?" LarryBoy cried from his place beside the flat-screen monitor.   Turakii lowered his apple, mouth still open, and stared at LarryBoy.   "You were going to EAT that apple, weren't you?" LarryBoy asked suspiciously.   "Uh...yeah," Turakii said.   "How dare you!? That's cannibalism

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Um...alliteration?

Alligators agree alliteration always 'as airplanes a-flying. Any academic Anthony argues anyways.   Alliteration is annoying, and that is why it's fun. Like poking. Except it takes more thought.   Lying lions lie on licked lollipops luxuriously, while watermelons whine with wacky, wondering woes.   Spitty smacked someone silly.   Traku took Turakii's television to Tahu.   DudeNuva doesn't do dumb dances with donuts.   ~Po~ poked pink piggies.   Are anyone annoyed yet? (No, I don't have

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Very Important: New Sig Poll Rule!

Yes, I realize I am making two entries in one day (so make sure you read the one below ), but it is for an important reason.   I have made into drafts all the entries containing sig polls, because I recently found out they count as advertising. Two of my friends have already lost their signatures ("Click here to see why I shouldn't advertise!") for having sig polls. The reason is the commenting area (1) has no word filter, and (2) is being used as a forum.   I thought I would warn you all th

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Piraka Appreciation Week: A Tribute

'Twas dawning night as he approached Skirts rustling in the breeze His toe shoes shone with satiny sheen His skin was like the trees He reached his partner and gently bowed Avak did the same They took each other's hands and whirled--- Eyes shining like a flame Their eyes glowed bright as they spun and danced Upon the hollow stage Would anyone have guessed from their grimaces They were both in a hot rage? Their dance quickly finished; they paused And turned toward the crowd They gla

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Like, Lol!

LarryBoy: I don't know why Turakii thinks it's so funny. She just got this message about five minutes ago. And yes, it's real.   EDIT: Here's what Turakii said in reply:  

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Humph. Advice, Ye Advice Of Ageustia!

Alright, fine, don't listen to me. Just because I give the wisest, although balbutiated, advice, doesn't mean you hear it. I mean, no one can hear everything, can they? But still, no one hears even the most sound, smart advice, and thus, down they fall into anopisthographic oblivion! O shameful world! O terrible ears! O sweet chicken crispiness!   But honestly, even if they did hear, they don't listen, and look where you'll end up? Nowhere. Ha ha. Well, fine. My advice here is very good, but if

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Goodbyeeee (again)

Traku, Macku, Larry (not LarryBoy, but my plushie), the rest of my family who haven't signed up yet but may eventually or may not depending on whether or not they want to and I are going to be away for the weekend on a quiz trip.   Why is this important? Because my inbox is 98% full and I figured I might as well warn you beforehand that, while trying to get in contact with me, you might get a "user's inbox is full" error. Feel free to PM me, but if the inbox gets full and you have something yo

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Come On, Everybody! Vote! Vote! Vote!

Okay, everyone!     1. Please vote for someone here!   2. Please vote for someone here!   3. Please vote for someone here!   4. Please vote for Bionicle Relativity here!   5. Please vote for someone here!   6. Please vote for someone here!   7. Please vote for someone here!   8. Please vote for someone (other than Turakii) here!   9. Please vote for someone here!   10. Please vote for someone here!   11. Please vote for someone here!   12. Please vote for someone here!   13. Please

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*turakii Celebrates 2000 Posts*

I'm a bit disappointed, because in Animation Shop and in Powerdesk, this ran as fast as I had set it to. Turakii's supposed to be waving his arms so fast they're almost a blur. But when I uploaded it to my website, he slowed down, and now he looks like he's making a snow angel.   Hey, at least the background still looks good. ^^   I also hand-drew a piece, which I'm going to post in General Artwork.     Turakii

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Caffeine! *bounces Off Walls.*

I was doodling this morning and came up with an interesting picture of Bob. He looked a little odd, so I changed his eyes. Then I put Larry next to him. And added a cup beside them. And then...well...         Turakii

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

Bouncies! Bouncy...bouncy...bouncy...

Wheee!   Those Bouncies were made by Vakon the Proto Knight, with Leppy's sprites. (Oh, and Razor did something-or-other with them, too. I'm not sure what.) If you want to see more of them, here's the topic.   Isn't the animation nice and smooth? I wish I could do that.     Boy, I wish I had something more interesting to add...really, I do...   But I don't. Oh, well.     Turakii

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