You grab a tube of Krazy Glue, despite never having heard of it before, and pull your ankle free. From there, you grab a conviniently placed Health-Pak and smack it against your ankle, mending it and returning your health to 100. Suddenly, time stops, and a purple suited janitor walks in front of you, sweeps for a bit, and mumbles something about loseing his ointment.
What do you do?
You cannot send in the vortigaunts, they are too busy helping Gordon Freeman!
Anyway, time resumes and you open the door you didn't come in through. It opens away from you, and you enter.
What do you do?
so basically ive got a lot of things i want to give away from crates so far this smissmas update soooooooo i'm gonna propose a BZP Smissmas Secret Santa. Comment here to sign up, prepare to buy some Gift Wrap, and I'll figure out how we can distribute names without me finding out who my Santa is. People who wanna give more than one gift are welcome to, we can just do a few rounds!
CREW LIST
Captain: Xaeraz
First First Mate: E
Second First Mate: DX
Second Mate: Sakaru
Cook: Ghost Rider
Armourer: Lluvio
Deckhands:
OFFICIAL JOB DUTIES
Captain: Preside over the ship, maintain the ship's content, determine destinations.
First First Mate: Handle Starboard heavy gunport, Act as second-in-command, order deckhands.
Second First Mate: Handle Port heavy gunport, Act as second-in-command, order deckhands.
Second Mate: Handle Rear heavy gunport, assist First Mates.
Cook
People dropping the hammer on your hate speech is not oppression. If you act like it is, you're a self-righteous punk and I hope you catch your toenails on an angle grinder.
Current XCOM squad: Lt. Zuzana "Collateral" Solovyava, Russian Heavy and humanity's first psychic Cnl. Makoto "Ouija" Mutsuda, Japanese Support and the only thing keeping the team alive. Cnl. Shankar "Casino" Chopra, Indian Heavy and supression specialist Cnl. Kieth "Low Rider" Lee, Australian Sniper and deadlier than his homeland's wildlife Cnl. Humberto "Wildchild" Ruiz, Honduran Assault and the first man to taze any alien, much less every kind I've met so far. Cnl. Denise "Raven" Mills,
