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This story hurt my brain. It really seemed like a simple enough idea in theory--but actually putting it into reality? It feels like my brain was out walking in the wrong side of town and got strung up and beaten until at least two vertebrae shattered.
Yes, I am aware that brains do not have vertebrae. FIGURE OF SPEECH.
Word count: 115 (SUPAH SHORT)
Enjoy!
Shyallright
Shyallright, thus heer iss atest. Wile et maight luk lyk rendam gybbersh, ets aktully en ettamt tu
Okay, so my schedule sucks. A lot. I doubt I will ever be able to actually commit to it.
yeah, I have issues with commitment.
But nevertheless, I am here again, and will HOPEFULLY hit every update this week (Hah, fat chance, Janman)
ANYWAY
RUBY GLOOM
I love this show, I don't care if it's for kids, I adore it in every way that is humanly possible. I love it the way a man is supposed to love a children's TV show--exhuberantly.
For those of you not in the know, Ruby Gloom is a c
FOR SCIENCE! 2.0 (5)
Not such a fan of this one, though ironically enough I feel quite similar to the character in the story.
Maybe I'll feel her sense of relief tomorrow?
Wordcount: 602
Enjoy!
Regular as clockwork
Colour splashed across the canvas as the painter began her work, the soft tip of her brush dipping into the thick paint that spilled across the previously blank cloth.
She gently drew her brush across the white canvas; making elegant lines with the red paint
It's been a pretty good day today. I finally finished my first ever (and absolutely terrible) Gundam SEED 1/144 High Grade Model. The Calamity Gundam, piloted by Orga Sabnak.
(Seriously, I went to a course on Gunpla* modeling, and they already explained that everything I did on this model is so wrong. Luckily my next models, the CGUE type DEEP arms, the Forbidden Gundam, the Destiny Gundam, The Dreadnought** Gundam, the Destiny Gundam***, and the Strike Noir Gundam will be far, far better
FOR SCIENCE 2.0 (1)
Lame name, I know. It was either that or the overused and terrible "Fire and Ice"
Anyhow, this was spawned by boredom and by the fact that my fight scenes are always attrocious, so I tried this.
It's not really that great, but it's something. It may have been better if I wasn't ill all day.
Word Count: 1,169
Enjoy.
Quite a Team
“This cannot be good”
The words escaped the warrior’s mouth before he had a chance to stop them. Mentally he ran over th
FOR SCIENCE! (11)
Okay, yeah. I was late. I know.
Truth be told I was crazy-mega-ultra busy and tired on Friday, super busy and exhausted on Saturday, and even crazy busy and tired today. But such is my commitment to you lunatics that I have completed my requisite torture.
I will say that this is, by far, the cruelest challenge that someone can ever assign any author ever. So I gotta give mad props to the Admiral for forcing me to really challenge myself. Thanks dude.
I will also
Okay guys and gals, it's time for something that's near and dear to my heart. Especially with all this acceptance stuff goin' on right now. (which I love, trust me) So I'ma just lay all this out here. Please don't be a Nice Guy. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying don't be nice. But a Nice guy is someone who wants to date someone, but is too afraid of asking them out, so they just be friends--all the while secretly wanting said person, and worse yet expecting said person to reciprocate
(Like me for example) Anyhow, why don't you WATCH/READ/LISTEN/ENJOY our first IMMUNITY CHALLENGE in STAFF SURVIVOR? CAPITALS. (The posts are a lot shorter now)
A Swollen Wisdom Tooth!
Sounds uncomfortable, no, sounds like a lot of pain!
But here in our little town of White Rock, British Columbia
You might say every one of us has a swollen wisdom tooth...
But I'm only speaking metaphorically
It's not easy having a sensitive, bleeding mass of muscle in your mouth..
But, there it is!
White Rock is home to many strange dentists. A big swollen, puffy gum...you may wonder, how does he deal with it?
That, I can answer in one word: Painkiller
... is that he leaves himself logged in to his computer at all times, so I pretty much have free access to his account. ♥ you, Rob! - HH (honestly aside from this, all I really do with his account is fix his spelling and grammar, and edit his profile and then wait until 3 months later when he actually notices)
Again I die and break my schedule, I know, I know.
Its been a crazy week, and I'm tired. In fact I should probably save this for the Monday update, but I wanna get it out of the way. Or something like that.
Anyhow.
On the current state of BIONICLE
I'm not happy.
Strong words to start off with, I know, but it's true. I'm simply not happy with BIONICLE at this time.
Now, before the accusations begin pouring in that I've grown out of it, or I'm a 2001-2003 fan, or something l
FOR SCIENCE! (8)
Okay, not so happy with this one. It's supposed to be part one of a two part tribute to one of the first stories I ever typed. That being a naive attempt to make a Novel out of Super Metroid. I got maybe fifteen pages in before I dropped it and never picked it up again.
But I love Metroid, I love it so very, very much. So first of all we see a slightly different take on Metroid original, and then tomorrow there'll be something else. Thursday will be an all-original tal
Yes, yes It has been forever since I wrote my Article Mistika I...why do you ask?
Oh, you say I'm due in for another article? Especially as everyone already has the Mistika thus rendering my thoughts null and void?
You also say you're just a voice in my head and I'm talking out loud?
Poop.
Now then. Mistika II - Phantoka
You see, you can't discuss the Mistika without discussing their predecessors--in this case the Phantoka. Just as it's difficult to discuss the Nuva without the Ma
The Toa Mistika, the latest hot-button issue amongst BIONICLE fans. If you like them you're considered a noob who knows nothing or at best a supporter of the dreaded focus groups, if you don't you're clearly a purist who worships the very ground 2001 stands on.
So, what are my thoughts?
Well, I'm going to be misleading and cruel =D. Y'see, this is Mistika I, the first part of the article which deals with the setup and background for the advent of the Mistika. This will be a multiple par
Is pretty much one of the greatest people ever. He draws awesome things and he sends awesome presents and I really hope I will see him again this year. THANK YOU MAN. So seriously, everyone start talking about how amazing Micah/Kakaru is. Because he's amazing. (I got a cheerleader and a doofy tennis player, in case you were wondering, Micah) ALSO WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME TOXIC REAPA HAS A POT BELLY???
Tired after a long day of doing whatever it is that he does aboard his ship, the proud commander Wenglestum retires to his quarters, eager to relax. Logging onto the extranet, he finds information about a new vid. Supposedly based on the hit "Mass Effect" trilogy. Having no idea exactly what that trilogy is about, but being curious nonetheless Wenglestum pays his credits and the vid is streamed directly to his quarters. At this point Wenglestum goes catatonic. The crew discovers him in his
With a mournful cry Wenglestum cradles his fiance's body and vows that he WILL have a funeral (and it's going to be AWESOME. I mean, that wedding budget has to go SOMEWHERE right?) He's barely placed his beloved's body on the ground when there are MORE things to shoot (which honestly is pretty good, because he's kind of ticked. I mean not only did he lose his first squadmate EVER, but it just happened to be his FIANCE. What are the ODDS?) Anyhow he walks a bit, shoots a bit, yells at Kaid
Being that last entry was totally non-canon and didn't count at all (what, did you actually think it was that easy to get the bad end? NO) let's move on with the amazing adventures of Commander Wenglestum Sparklepants Shepard After a moment of thinking, Wenglestum has perfect clarity of thought and responds to the Doctor, explaining quite clearly what her job is, and how soldiers get hurt because of reasons. She naturally snaps at him and gets all upset. Jeese, how rude? It's then that Wen
After a moment of soulsearching Wenglestum has come to the conclusion that he is Commander Wenglestump Sparklepants Shepard. There's no way anyone would or could command him to talk to everyone in the universe! Or at least he hopes that really, really hard. However it has barely been a moment when he hears two of his underlings talking. Loudly. Like seriously, do they want the whole ship to hear them? Wenglestum rolls his eyes thinking it might be a lovers quarrel before hearing the word
Wenglestum has taken a long time to think about his response--about seven days honestly--which kind of begs the question of how/when he: went to the bathroom, ate, slept, showered, trained, brushed his teeth, styled his hair, shaved, and a multitude of other things. But pushing aside those logistical nightmares Wenglestum responds to Joker with such a well-crafted passive aggressive attack that if you hadn't been paying attention you almost would have taken it for genuine concern. Joker of co
Our brave commander Wenglestump Sparklepants Shepard has come across two of his squad mates discussing the presence of a Spectre aboard their super shiny new spaceship. Wenglestum, having not had his coffee that morning and being in no mood to hear the ironically named "Joker" spout off conspiracy theories grouchily snapped "Cut the Chatter" and satisfyingly both Kaidan Alenko and Joker did so--until Joker decided to open his fat mouth again and try to talk to the captain to warn him about the
Ladies and gentlemen--may I introduce you to.... COMMANDER WENGLESTUMP SPARKLEPANTS SHEPARD (Or Wenglestum for short. Because character limits are no fun) ANYHOW our new found commander is on board the Normandy SR-1, the highest techest piece of space shippery this side of the galaxy. And he hears two PEONS I mean crew members talking about the Spectre aboard their ship. More specifically he hears the navigator talking about how only a fool believes the official story. HOW WILL
What a completely unexpected amount of support on this completely silly idea! THANK YOU GUYS AND GALS. Anyhow, now that our Shepard is named (the best possible name) and assigned, it's time to decide what he looks like. I will do this in the simplest possible way: WHAT IS SHEPARD'S RACE: - Asian -Caucasian -African-Canadian (+10 points because my wife wants it) WHAT IS SHEPARD'S COMPLEXION: - Yes Wrinkles - No Wrinkles - Maybe Wrinkles DOES SHEPARD HAVE A SCAR: - Yes - No DOES SHEPAR
Okay guys, here's the deal. I've been wanting to play Mass Effect again anyhow (especially now that I know that MaleShep is from CAYNADA) but I've been kind of hemming and hawing about it. I mean I already beat ME1 and ME2 using a Femshep and playing a full paragon like I wanted to--but I know there's so much I'm missing. So here's where you come in! I will play Mass Effect (and maybe Mass Effect 2) according to your choices. I will leave each entry up for ONE DAY in which you can vote fo
