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Mass Defect 5: Passive aggressive for the winz.


Wenglestum has taken a long time to think about his response--about seven days honestly--which kind of begs the question of how/when he: went to the bathroom, ate, slept, showered, trained, brushed his teeth, styled his hair, shaved, and a multitude of other things. But pushing aside those logistical nightmares Wenglestum responds to Joker with such a well-crafted passive aggressive attack that if you hadn't been paying attention you almost would have taken it for genuine concern.

 

Joker of course misses the entire thing and responds with "The captain always sounds that way when he talks to me" DRAT. Another passive aggressive zinger foiled by Joker's semi-awareness.

 

It's at this time that Wenglestum (leaving the cockpit now) really starts to realize just how many people are on this ship--and thinking in broader terms, just how many people are in this entire galaxy. I mean, surely nobody would expect him to talk to all of them and want to sift through every element of his conversation like some sort of insane micromanager. WOULD THEY?

 

These thoughts weigh heavily on Wenglestum as he moves closer to the captain's quarters.

 

1. Will Wenglestum only post questions dealing with Renegade/Paragon options

2. Will Wenglestum post questions dealing with Renegade/Paragon options and anything he thinks is funny or interesting?

3. Will Wenglestum talk to everyone in the entire Galaxy. NO.

 

 

"Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn"

"If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents."

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Hahli Husky

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Thank you for not making 3 an option. I'm glad you listened to reason me. <3

Toa Smoke Monster

Posted

I would chose option three, but clearly you don't want that. So I'll vote for option two instead.

Bio D

Posted

TWO IT SHALL BE, FOR THREE IS BEYOND THE GRASP OF YOUR MORTAL FRAILTY!

Angel Beat

Posted

Number three Two will be the one you choose.

Makaru

Posted

Wenglestump only has time for GOOD COP/BADCOP/BORDERLINE TERRORIST I GUESS?

Janus

Posted

THE MASSES HAVE SPOKEN.

 

(See the joke I did there? Did you see it?)

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