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Breaking News

EXTRA EXTRA!!! READ ALL ABOUT IT! EXO STALKS MIO BECH! DALU IS GALI'S LONG LOST SISTER!

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Vnolg

VNOLG came out today.   I created a Toa Hali. I think I'll call her Roodaka. Yes. Roodaka, such a wonderful name for a girl.   And now its time for a random smilie.     Yes. That was actually a smilie. Blame BZPower, not me.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

When Pews Attack

Highlight of my church youth trip: Running over the youth pastor's son with a pew.   Feel free to make meaningless comments saying "XD", "LOL", or "7ZORD!!!"

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Omi

You can in no way mention Exo in any of your coments in this entery. Doing so will either have your comments deleted or edited.   Feel free to talk about Omi though.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Silly Mog

My sister just shot silly string up my nose. Not exactly the greatest way to wake up.   And for those that didn't know, I've entered AC12B. Check out my entery.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Four Stars

ZOMD MY BLOG HAS A FOUR STAR RATING!!!   Hmmm, maybe I should eat one. They look so good. Mmmmm   Whoops, three star rating now.   >_<

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Lolzorz

I have a confession to make...   It started off simple. A mere board game. Just for fun.... but then... It grew adictive.   Ladies and gentlemen, I am adicted to Bionicle: The Board Game.   No joke. The game is just strangely adicting. Although I am quite competent, Exo still manages to beat me.   Exo: HAH! I beat Makuta with a grand total of... 52 points!   Me: BAH! *Grabs Makuta's lair and slams it over exo's character.* MAKUTA'S TEMPLE DISIMBOWLS YOU AND SEND'S YOUR SOUL TO THE DA

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Random

I'm eating a chocolate chip cookie. It tastes good.   Don't you love these deep insights into my intelect?

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

I'm Depressed

I have to go mow the lawn.....   Yeah, I'll see ya'lls l8r.   ZOMD gibberish ATTACKZORZ   SEVEN!

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Greatest Thing Ever!

___ {o,o} |)__) -"-"- O RLY?   ___ {o.o} |)_(| -"-"- YA RLY   ___ {o,o} (__(| -"-"- NO WAI!     You can all go home now.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

*insert Witty Title Here*

Bleh, I've lost my funny touch. I was over at exo's recording videos yesterday, and I just could't be random. Its awful. I need something to jump start my funny. Like a pick me up or something...   Did some one say pick up lines?   No amorous, go away.   Aw.....   Now where was I?

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Another Day...

another name.   That's right people. I have a new name. Now longer am I TheMog, not Mog. Now I am TASTY WHEAT!!! No! Don't think about it. Just be consumed in the all powerful randomness that is tasty wheat!!!!

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Somebody Set Us Up The Bomb!

Yeah. Somebody set up da bomb on my compy. So its totaled now. That means I can't comic anymore so this means the end of Mog's comics. Yeah, pretty sad.   I know something you don't know! B6 is the bingo!

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

When Dalu Attacks

So I was just walking along minding my own business when I felt an icy tingle run down my spine. Someone was watching me. I shudered with fear wondering who it could be. I quickly whirled about only to come face to face with Dalu. I shudered with horor wondering what she could be contimplating behind that emotionless stare of hers. A smirk swept across her face. My mind was screaming for me to run but my feet wouldn't obey. and then WHAM!!!!!   I'm still missing the eyeball.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

The Official Guide To Strange Compulsion

Check out that nifty guide on the left. Just made it. It ranks an awsome/10 in my book.   In other new people are starting to take notice of my 'attempts' at being popular through.... questionable methods.   The Notice Wheel   Looks like I'm going to have to be more careful from now on. No more daylight excursions. I must remain secret and update at night. Today a comic. TOMOROW A FORUM MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!1783124895734286&^

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

New Blog Title!

I finally changed the title of my blog. Quite fitting, isn't it!   AH THE KETCHUP!!! GET IT OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON!!! IT BURNS!!!!   er... moving on... I was walking down the street the other day. I came across the coolest Chinease resturant ever. Apearently chicky chang got him a restraunt now!     Yeah, pretty cool.  

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Return Of The Dalu Attack

Bleh. Dalu attackted me again. There I was minding my own business writing. I look up to see Dalu. OH I'll always remember that smirk on her face. Oh the horor. The smirk. The eyes. The ketchup! SO anyways, she jumped up on my sholder. I thrashed around trying to get her off. Then it happened.   WHAM!!!   Gosh, you take ONE picture and a gal holds a grudge forever.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Thought Provoking?

Well I was bored and hungry today so I ate a tape measurer. So I was all like ‘Yum’ and stuff. However my Mom said ‘All your base are belong to us!’ And I was all like ‘What you say!’ And then she got all indignant on me and said ‘OWNED BY THE FLAMING UNDEAD GRAPEFRUITS!!!!’ And then I said ‘O ######!!!!’ And then we went on a picnic.   However on the picnic the flaming monkeys came back and they wanted my tongue. AGAIN! So I was all like ‘No. And then they got all angry. So decided

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Chuck Norized

Exo once went to a dance. Not even Chuck Norris could witness the shear horror.   Ooooh burn!

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Back From The Dead

I'm back from the dead once again. You only live twice so I guess I better be the man with the golden gun!   Yeah, I'm back from Peru. It was a mission trip so I can't go over a lot of the stuff. However what I can go over...   The showers are insane where we slept. No hot water whatsoever. And the water pressure was ######. So I was pretty much stuck with uber cold showers for most of the trip.   They should make a new ride in disney world and call it 'The Peruvian Taxi'. The d

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Bleh Or Meh?

Good news: I'm eating a HUGE bowl of ice cream.   Bad news: I'm feeling like junk in da trunk.   Halfway through the peru trip I got a bad cough. I come back home and get a bad runny nose on top of my cough. I'm constantly tired and Ocirist is gone so no one coments on my daily comics. Tomorrow I'm going to have to tripple post (Lets just see how that goes over )   Bleh, that was such a non funny entry. But then again, none of mine are. OOOOOOH BURN!!!!   ...   Wait, did I just insul

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Omicorn!

I stalk Omi because he's so cool. I wub Omi. I have dedicated this blog entry to Omi. Because he's so cool. And stuff....   Why am I here again?

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Bleh

Bleh. That's how I'm feeling now. THe thing is, I don't think that my comic isn't being as funny as it could and SHOULD be. But then again, I'm moving into more of a serious comic. I feel as if... as if I should just ditch my recent comics and keep up with the funny ones. However, theres a problem. I'm bone dry of funny things. I haven't come up with anything funny recently. Mayhaps thats why I'm moving into more of a serious comic...   And then there's my blog. Recently a very good f

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

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