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Cookies

I had a cookie for breakfast. That makes me holier than thou. So there. You fail/10 at life!

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Computah

<< >> You. Yeah you. Come over there. Don't worry. I will bite. << >> Yeah. Well you wanna hear a bit of juicy grapefruit? Er... I mean gossip. Well you can't tell anyone I told you this. It tends to get some... people upset.   Well it turns out that Spitteh runs a comodore 64. YA RLY. His monitor even has 'Etch A Sketch' on the side. His modem has a 2 bit conection. Fo real.   Now don't get me started on Lady Kopaka. No seriously. Dont. I tend to get

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Flamin Monkeys Trying To Eat My Tounge

It hurts. I don't recommend anyone try it. Heck, why would you have flaming monkeys? I would like an undead monkey though. I wanna shoot it.   I like pie. But I like cake more. Pie isn't all that good. I like to throw pie at Spitty. He looks funny after you throw pie at him. He looks sooooo fuuuunnnypaaaaants.   Ew, did I just say that? >_< Rage is going to be so mad at me. I haven't updated in awhile. My comic that is. MY SPLEEEEEEN!!!!! I like spleens. Especially lamb ones.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

A Muffin On My Head...

So ealier today those flaming monkeys show up again. Still after my tounge. They're persistant little buggers. Well anyway one of them (Appearently their leader) challenged me to a FULL CONTACT EXTREME JENGA BATTLE OF DOOM!!! Having little better to do I agreed. However, part of the conditions was that I had to have a muffin on my head. Quite odd, but I agreed. So anyway we were playing and playing and I won. However he didn't take to kind to that so he pulled out his *dun dun dun* ELONG

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Blog Lock Down

Comencing the Blog Lock Down. Please stand by...   Blog lockdown finished. Thank you for your time.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Blog Lock Down

Tomorow (7/13/06) I will comence the first EVER blog lockdown. From 1200 to 1300 all blog entries will be locked. If you notice something strange between that time it is merely an effect of the blog lock down.   Thank you for your time.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Sprites And Renders.

I'm almost over my Strep. I should be over it tomorrow. But then goes my fun. I will no longer be able to say 'Shut up or I'll go over there and give you strep!' Sigh. Good times   In other news I just uploaded all my sprites. (Well not all of them. Most of my good ones.) I R the SPRITZORZ!!!!   I also made some renders. RNDRZ!!! WUT IZ DAT???!!!!?!? LOL  

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Insanity!

There are some things I hate. Up there in the top is how some comics claim to have "Insanity". They loosely throw the term around. They mean that they have the "funny" insanity. However, they have neither "serious" insanity nor the "funny" type. I mean have they no idea what false advertising? Have they no idea how serious of a condition insanity is? Its not something we should even joke about. I mean how many people actually have insanity and how serious a condition it is!

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Time To Die

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Greek Story Time

Dicaeopolis is an Athenian. However he down not dwell in Athens but in the country; for he is a farmer. He cultivates his farm and works in his field. His life is difficult for the fam is small but the work is long. Dicaeopolis is always working and often he groans and says, "O Zeus, life is hard, for the work is endless and hard and provides little grain." But the man is strong and energetic; often he rejoices; for the man is free and the grain is small but enough.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Confirmed Fact

If you don't cry at the end of Metal Gear Solid 3/4 then you have no soul and should be ashamed of yourself.   ;_;

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Insert Witty Title Here

Insert witty blog entery here.   Insert random rant about BZP here.   Insert random quote here.   LAWLZ BEST ENTERY EVAH!!!!!

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Back From The Dead

I'm going to send in for a premier membership pretty soon. So I'll be back blogging in a little bit. In the meantime...   Chocolate Rain Some stay dry and others feel the pain Chocolate Rain A baby born will die before the sin   Chocolate Rain The school books say it can't be here again Chocolate Rain The prisons make you wonder where it went   Chocolate Rain Build a tent and say the world is dry Chocolate Rain Zoom the camera out and see the lie   Chocolate Rain Forecast to be f

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

At A Loss

I have a problem and I need you guys to remedy it. You see, I was thinking last night that I really need to get a "This blog is aproved by ______" image. Two problems.   1. I don't want my aproval to end up like something like the proto system in which respect is given to those that are aproved more than others.   2. I change my username so much its not really practical to have one. I would have to update it every fourty-five days.   What do I do?  

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Is It Alive?

*poke poke*   Yup, it's still alive.   So after a long absence, I'm back to blogging. Nothing much has happened since the last blog entry. I'm still working at Chic-Fil-A. I got my permit, so you all better stay off the road for awhile. I just got my 1,500th post. So that's pretty cool. The Bio-Illogical chronicles is still running strong and I've got most of it planned out. I'm actually thinking about starting a little blog series on how to make comics. I don't really know if I'm go

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Spring Cleaning

I'm going through and deleting/closing some of my old enteries. Mainly the stuff that was closed by mods. Trying to get the stain off my permanent record.   I still can't believe I'm getting replies to my Boycott Artpad entry. The thing died months ago and people are still fighting against it even though its dead.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Scatman's World

I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's world. If you wanna break free you better listen to me. You got to learn how to see in your fantasy.   I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's world. If you wanna break free you better listen to me. You got to learn how to see in your fantasy.   Everybody's talkin' something very shockin' just to Keep on blockin' what they're feelin' inside but Listen to me brother, you just keep on walkin' 'cause You an

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

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