That's right. Ask me anything. I am a master at almost all aspects of life. I have my PhD, MS, MA, MBA, and MIA. After all, the do call me Dr. Smooth-Love. So ask me anything and I will answer with a sagely knowledge that can only come with a lifetime of experience.
And by anything, I mean anything.
For whatever reason, some of you still think that the following items are funny and that you are witty for posting them. They might have been witty some time ago, but they lost their charm awhile ago. LolcatsRickrollsThe GameYou are now blinking and breathing manually
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Please listen to us. If we state a topic is breaking the rules, please do not continue to post in the topic. Just because we're not a Forum Assistant or General Moderator or an Admin doesn't mean that you shouldn't respect us. We have a lot of responsibility because unlike a Forum Assistant or even a Forum Leader, we're responsible for some 40,000 members and all of the forums. Everything from NMQ&A to COT is our responsibility. If you think that isn't a heavy mantle to bear, allow me t
I'm making this public. It's time for a Moderator Challenge!
It has recently come to my attention that not many people know about David Bowie. David didn't really do Glam Metal. He was born before metal was even a genre. He did Glam Rock. I talked with some people a bit off BZP, and they admitted they had no idea who David Bowie was. I honestly thought they were trolling, but in reality it turns they you just didn't know.
So that's why I'm going to give yourself a chance to improve yo
Life sucks as of this moment.
Finished up my Psych course last Friday and my body completely shut down after that. I've been nothing but exausted and I spent most of my weekend sleeping. Well, not really, but still. I'm still tired right now.
I cleaned up my room yesterday it was perfect. Now, it's trashed.
I shifted through about seven weeks worth of letters from various Colleges trying to get me to join. I know what I want to major in, but I'm overwhelmed by the number of colleges out
Taken from the Mutran Chronicles, Chapter 10.
Now at first, this kinda makes sense. Vultraz found Karda-Nui and decided not to tell Gorast. Gorast knocks him around for a little bit as punishment. Hower, that's a pretty mean thing for Gorast to do. I mean after all, the entrance to Karda-Nui was practically located in the BoM's backyard.
Let's consider this for a moment. When the great Cataclysm occured, Voya-Nui was rocketed upwards and sent to the Endless Ocean. This created a larg
I had a tough day today. I just got done with school about an hour ago. Math was really frustrating. I asked my mom to help me, but after awhile she blurted out "Wow, am I going to be surprised if you don't bomb the PSAT math."
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I don't what I'm living for anymore. I don't have any drive to do anything. My comics are floundering, my mocs get bashed, and I don't really have the urge to RP anymore. My everyday routine is get up, do school, get yelled at by mom for something I forgot t
Alternative Title: Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Blog Something Controversial.... Recently on website I frequent for Magic: The Gathering articles there was a particularly interesting one concerning the prevalence of homophobic rhetoric that occasionally arises among players. While the article itself was fairly textbook material (e.g. homophobia is bad. stop using words like 'gay' in a derogatory manner), the comments revealed just why the article was necessary. Dozens of people chim
For the record, disruptive members are not funny. If you really find members breaking rules set by BZP staff to be particularly hilarious, then I honestly question why you're even on this site. Members disrespecting BZP staff also fall into this category. It is not a healthy attitude to have on this site. You shouldn't be looking up to these people. You shouldn't be idolizing them. We take rule breaking very seriously here at BZP, and you finding disrespect towards us to be funny will not
I'm pretty sure I had an entry like this at one point but the search function isn't coming up with anything.
This is the hug entry. Everyone posting in this entry must hug or else.
