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Return Of The Flaming Undead Monkeys

My day was pretty uneventful. I did my school. Made my new Music video. Ate some apples.... now what was I going to do...   Hey Wheat, we have a problem   What is it now Rage. I was just trying to remember what I was going to do.   There's a bunch of flaming undead monkeys out there with grapefruits. They have seven and eleven on it. They say they want Amorous.   Oh yeah. I needed to bribe them again. So they want Amorous eh.....   Don't look at me like that. 0_0   Now now, don't wo

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Return Of The Dalu Attack

Bleh. Dalu attackted me again. There I was minding my own business writing. I look up to see Dalu. OH I'll always remember that smirk on her face. Oh the horor. The smirk. The eyes. The ketchup! SO anyways, she jumped up on my sholder. I thrashed around trying to get her off. Then it happened.   WHAM!!!   Gosh, you take ONE picture and a gal holds a grudge forever.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Required reading

The rules have been updated. Please read this and make sure that you understand.   And yes I just now noticed this.

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Kevin Owens

Relevence

...is the essence of a popular blog.   So tell me, what would you like to see in my blog.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Reality

Real real: You fall down the stairs. Stuff in your life that's so familiar you've forgotten the statement it makes. Observed real: You drive by a car wreck. Stuff in your life in which the image-statement is as salient as the function. Between real real and observed real: Stuff that oscillates between the first two categories. Like you're wearing something you usually take for granted bur then you meet someone attractive. Edited real real: Shtick you have down so pat you don't know it's shtick

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Rar

:wakeup2: I'm a Ninja.   Why do you even keep us around.   Because, you have nothing better to do.   Have you ever noticed how many useless smilies BZP has? Like...     Hey, I liked that love sign one!   I thought you would.   Filler

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Rants About The Bionicle Artwork Forum

And this time, it's about something other than breasts.   Anyway, I've been noticing a surge of artpad topics on the artwork forum. Not that it hasn't happened before. For the most part, Artpad works like a zombie. It comes, and then it dies and then just when you think its dead, it comes back again. It's fluctuated like that since... well, every since I've been here that's for sure. However, this time Artpad has made such a strong recovery from obscurity that not even I could have predict

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Random

I'm eating a chocolate chip cookie. It tastes good.   Don't you love these deep insights into my intelect?

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Quick Update

Thought I might as well drop in and tell you what's going on.   In case you didn't notice, my cat came back. I'm so happy. We found him in an attic in some house that was being built. He's a lot more friendlier than when he left. I suppose being locked up in an attic for two weeks can do that.   I took the PSAT today. They had a fire drill as soon as we were done, so that was interesting. I'm not sure on how I did on the test. I geussed on most of the harder questions, but I was able

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

Punrok

Click here for groan enducing bohrok puns   It would also make me really happy if you were to comment on it.   Please?

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Kevin Owens

Protip

Obeying the staff and following the rules tends to keep your proto safe and your experience on BZP much more enjoyable. Furthermore irritating them is just bad form and you deserve whatever punishment you get.   Just saying.   </3

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Kevin Owens

Princess Grace is a total tool

I want everyone to know that.   I will never be able to forgive this.   He hung it up with tacks.   Tacks.   EVEN IN THIS CASE IT IS COMPLETELY INEXCUSABLE.

Kevin Owens

Kevin Owens

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